Litiquette VII

[Wild_Honey_66]

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[default24]

So helpful.

I am nothing if not extremely helpful

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I am nothing if not extremely helpful

Helpful, yes. Accommodating. And an admirable work ethic. I'd say that puts you ahead of a good 85% of the male population between 18 and 35 right there.

 

[parker77]

Isn't that hot? I mean, doing it in front of her.

very.

 

[default24]

Helpful, yes. Accommodating. And an admirable work ethic. I'd say that puts you ahead of a good 85% of the male population between 18 and 35 right there.

Thank god, because I've almost slipped out of that demographic. Also, tell them what a great penis I have!

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Thank god, because I've almost slipped out of that demographic. Also, tell them what a great penis I have!

You've got a couple of years left!

And his penis is super great.

 

[default24]

You've got a couple of years left!

And his penis is super great.

Oh my gosh, wow, thank you for that totally unsolicited compliment! I don't know how I feel about that eye-roll though...

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Oh my gosh, wow, thank you for that totally unsolicited compliment! I don't know how I feel about that eye-roll though...

I just feel like everybody who matters probably already knows.

Now say something equally nice about my nipples.

Minus the eyeroll.

 

[default24]

I just feel like everybody who matters probably already knows.

Now say something equally nice about my nipples.

Minus the eyeroll.

If I were ever to encounter some sorcerer and they put a spell on me where I could only choose one thing to put in my mouth for the rest of my life, I would choose those

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

If I were ever to encounter some sorcerer and they put a spell on me where I could only choose one thing to put in my mouth for the rest of my life, I would choose those

Well done! You exceeded my expectations, per usual.

You may send me your dick.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I’m gonna suggest in this very lovely and extremely naughty board that I’m sure absolutely no one is lurking in - just to post a link or three.

Interesting you mentioned the number three

Egad. Shades of Little Sister!

Little Sister has to be the most mentioned and missed person. We need to will her back here somehow.

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Guys, this is deplorable. We need to up our game here. Let's have an affair or something.

My secret was awesome.

Oh my gosh, wow, thank you for that totally unsolicited compliment! I don't know how I feel about that eye-roll though...

I don’t see an eye roll, I see someone in a lower position looking up and smiling.

 

[Trekka]

I don’t see an eye roll, I see someone in a lower position looking up and smiling.

Oh my gosh I thought I was the only one!
You just made my night.
The rolly eyes always confuse me!

Now quit skirting the issue and post the linkys.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Oh my gosh I thought I was the only one!
You just made my night.
The rolly eyes always confuse me!

Now quit skirting the issue and post the linkys.

I tried to post the link and it said the video was removed by copyright owner. Damn!
I guess it will just have to remain my dirty little secret.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I guess I'm the virtual slut, Trekka.

I was hooking up (no sex, but pretty much everything else) with my business partner when we traveled together. Didn't say a word to my SO. The thrill of it being "against the rules" was incredibly hot.

I also sneak out of the house when the baby sleeps to go eat McDonald's drive through. It's an awful craving I'm having right now and I don't want my husband to judge me. I throw the trash in the neighbor's bin.

 

[Trekka]

I guess I'm the virtual slut, Trekka.

I was hooking up (no sex, but pretty much everything else) with my business partner when we traveled together. Didn't say a word to my SO. The thrill of it being "against the rules" was incredibly hot.

I also sneak out of the house when the baby sleeps to go eat McDonald's drive through. It's an awful craving I'm having right now and I don't want my husband to judge me. I throw the trash in the neighbor's bin.

Aussie wins the honesty award today! What what!

 

[SassySheDevil]

So you're all food sluts and I'm the fat one? what the fuck?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

So you're all food sluts and I'm the fat one? what the fuck?

Yeah. I'm gaining baby weight

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Aussie wins the honesty award today! What what!

I guess I should also confess that I haven't told my husband about the anal I had with Mr. Draper.

Damn. I got skeletons.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Yeah. I'm gaining baby weight

I see what you did there.

 

[Trekka]

So, Aussie had a “Mr Draper.”
Trekka once had “The Brazilian Bartender.” And currently lives with “The Viking.”
Carrie from Sex and the City had “Mr Big.”

Laughing... my Dad still waxes poetic on “Va-Va-Velma”

So let’s hear them. Your exes, your currents, your one-night-stands... what fictitious monikers have you bestowed upon them? How’d they earn the name?

 

[StacyLeigh]

So, Aussie had a “Mr Draper.”
Trekka once had “The Brazilian Bartender.” And currently lives with “The Viking.”
Carrie from Sex and the City had “Mr Big.”

Laughing... my Dad still waxes poetic on “Va-Va-Velma”

So let’s hear them. Your exes, your currents, your one-night-stands... what fictitious monikers have you bestowed upon them? How’d they earn the name?

"The Viking" - I love that For whatever reason, I can totally see you with a Viking stud

I haven't given any monikers as clever as the ones above... There's "The Politician" (though he wasn't a politician - merely handled PR for one...but he was secretive AF) and "Boy Toy" (a man considerably younger than myself) but that nickname was given to him by a clearly jealous friend of mine

 

[tnman03]

"The Viking" - I love that For whatever reason, I can totally see you with a Viking stud

I haven't given any monikers as clever as the ones above... There's "The Politician" (though he wasn't a politician - merely handled PR for one...but he was secretive AF) and "Boy Toy" (a man considerably younger than myself) but that nickname was given to him by a clearly jealous friend of mine

If you ever interact with Trekka at all via PM convo's you'll quickly ascertain that she's pretty much a ShieldMaiden incarnation. Her and The Viking are a very good mesh.

 

[Trekka]

"The Viking" - I love that For whatever reason, I can totally see you with a Viking stud

I haven't given any monikers as clever as the ones above... There's "The Politician" (though he wasn't a politician - merely handled PR for one...but he was secretive AF) and "Boy Toy" (a man considerably younger than myself) but that nickname was given to him by a clearly jealous friend of mine

Lol! I love The Politician!
My girlfriend had a Corporate Craig once

If you ever interact with Trekka at all via PM convo's you'll quickly ascertain that she's pretty much a ShieldMaiden incarnation. Her and The Viking are a very good mesh.

Oh p’shaw.

Now don’t try and tell me you’ve never used a nickname or codename before.
Out with it, you!

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Gonna need to scroll back though memory lane on this one. Walk back to the old hood and browse around.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Bipolar Bear