Litiquette VII

My ability to provide high quality sex to my partner is:

  • I am without a doubt the highest quality sex partner there is. I will make you cum and I will cum, a

    Votes: 54 25.2%
  • I have more kinks than most, nothing inappropriate but you’ll be shocked at what I like

    Votes: 107 50.0%
  • I’m good. I get the job done, not much flair but there’ll be no need for masturbation after

    Votes: 46 21.5%
  • I mostly provide sex as a service. I’ve never really enjoyed it so I won’t seek it out, but when ask

    Votes: 1 0.5%
  • I’m as vanilla as it gets. I hope you have a great imagination, you’ll likely need it to keep things

    Votes: 6 2.8%

  • Total voters
    214
Would you mind telling us more? :)
Especially Pinguino.

LOL

Well, the asshole you can imagine. Good in bed, bad off it. ;)
Funny thing, I received a msg from him a month ago, after 10 years, similar to your ex on FB. :D:rolleyes:

Il Pinguino was perfect in everything except in bed. Sighs. Too polite.

He walked funny because you shoved some very large object up his ass? :D

Ahahahaah, I do love Penguins. lol
 
LOL

Well, the asshole you can imagine. Good in bed, bad off it. ;)
Funny thing, I received a msg from him a month ago, after 10 years, similar to your ex on FB. :D:rolleyes:

Il Pinguino was perfect in everything except in bed. Sighs. Too polite.

Ahahahaah, I do love Penguins. lol

Ohhh I :heart: stream-of-consciousness, hot-mess, take me back after I treated you like dog food style messages from exes. *wistful sighs*

¡Que romantico!

You still haven't explained the specifics of why Il Pinguino was named as such! I am now picturing a man in a tuxedo being very nice and walking kinda funny...

Yeah, I'd toss him too ;)
 
Ohhh I :heart: stream-of-consciousness, hot-mess, take me back after I treated you like dog food style messages from exes. *wistful sighs*

¡Que romantico!

You still haven't explained the specifics of why Il Pinguino was named as such! I am now picturing a man in a tuxedo being very nice and walking kinda funny...

Yeah, I'd toss him too ;)


Ahahhahaah, no. It's because when he was Imbronciato (pouting, sulking?), he reminded me a penguins. Hence the name.
 
Ahahhahaah, no. It's because when he was Imbronciato (pouting, sulking?), he reminded me a penguins. Hence the name.

So, he was an attention whore and got all bent out of shape if he didn't get his way?:rolleyes:
 
No, not at all. Great guy. He's my bestie. :heart:

Ouch! Friend-zoned! ;)

Pmann mentioned a Bipolar Bear.
*wonders if he was exploring his hetero-flexibility*

I had a boss we called Bipolar Barbie. She was terrifying.
 
I guess I'm the virtual slut, Trekka.

I was hooking up (no sex, but pretty much everything else) with my business partner when we traveled together. Didn't say a word to my SO. The thrill of it being "against the rules" was incredibly hot.

I also sneak out of the house when the baby sleeps to go eat McDonald's drive through. It's an awful craving I'm having right now and I don't want my husband to judge me. I throw the trash in the neighbor's bin.

I’m not sure which of these two revelations is the most shocking. You should be ashamed of yourself young lady 🤭
 
Morning.
Quick and dirty this morning.

When is it time for a replacement on something you own?
Does it need to be broken, old and outdated or simply you want new and it’s time to change it up?
It it hard to part with the old or do you look forward to breaking in the new?
 
Morning.
Quick and dirty this morning.

When is it time for a replacement on something you own?
Does it need to be broken, old and outdated or simply you want new and it’s time to change it up?
It it hard to part with the old or do you look forward to breaking in the new?

It depends on the object for me.

Electronics, furniture, clothes, bikes - Out with old and in with the new! Any condition, any day. (except for my classic Pinarello that I will never part with)

On the other hand I have a perfectly "worn to fit your hand" wooden spoon and 3 chipped ceramic bowls that traveled from Sweden with my great grandmother that I still use today with nearly every cake I bake. I have fancier utensils and such but I guess the sentiment keeps them in favor.
 
Morning.
Quick and dirty this morning.

When is it time for a replacement on something you own?
Does it need to be broken, old and outdated or simply you want new and it’s time to change it up?
It it hard to part with the old or do you look forward to breaking in the new?

I’m terrible at throwing things out but also love getting new stuff. I’m not so bothered about white goods like TVs, phones and computers. But anything mechanical like bikes and watches or clothes that I’ve had made for me like shirts and suits, I can’t bear to get rid of.

Which means I now have bikes I haven’t ridden in years, watches I’d forgotten I even owned and shirts and suits that aren’t going to fit me unless I gain another 15kg. I’m emotionally invested in the craftsmanship that’s gone into them.
 
we're talking about stuff?
i thought this was a metaphor for relationships!
 
Morning.
Quick and dirty this morning.

When is it time for a replacement on something you own?
Does it need to be broken, old and outdated or simply you want new and it’s time to change it up?
It it hard to part with the old or do you look forward to breaking in the new?

Tech stuff, I will replace as needed due to being outdated or useless (this is more business related than personal).

Just about everything else I replace under duress. I’m writing this while wearing a pair of sneakers that are falling apart and have holes in them. It should also be pointed out that I have a brand new pair sitting there unused. Someday, I will do the unthinkable and put the new ones on, but not today . . .
 
Like everyone, it depends what it is.

Sometimes getting rid of a fine pair of shoes is difficult. They're worn in just nice. They're shaped to your feet. They feel just perfect, but they have to go. Usually I'll get them recrafted, but there is a limit to how many times that can be done.

I also hate getting rid of a car. Not because I don't like new ones. But paying for something like that is just painful to me.
 
I also hate getting rid of a car. Not because I don't like new ones. But paying for something like that is just painful to me.

Holy Hell Freezes Over, Batman.
We agree on two things in two days!

I love throwing shit out. I love Big Cleans and Big Reorgs. Freshen up, replace, jazz up, spruce up. I don't hoard. I have no problem tossing things that no longer serve me, are cluttering up my home, or we've outgrown.

But I'm not a big spender on, well, anything but travel, entertainment, gifts for my loved ones, and stuff for my kids. Everything else pains me to buy.

I'd love a new oven. We need one. Instead we limp along with the one we've got because, well, it's functional, and the BF can fix it when it breaks, and I don't wanna pay for a new one just yet. I like to get as much mileage out of those big ticket items as possible.

Now the deco pillows on my couch? I could replace those every six weeks.

I don't! But I could.

*contemplates the sex toy refresh and reorg project I have slated for this month*
 
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