Litiquette VII

[Orchidea73]

Here's a head scratcher--
If I am with a man? I have a hard time saying his name in bed. It's effortful.
If I am with a woman? Saying her name is the sexiest thing ever. Natural feeling.

Why?!

Interesting. I don't know but maybe subconsciously it has to do with the difference between femininity and masculinity. Maybe it has something to do with the difference you talked about, between fucking and making love. Not necessary that you don't love the man and love the woman. But there is a level of intimacy that comes very natural with a woman.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Dirty little secrets.
I read this on Reddit earlier and was laughing good.

My wife doesn't know. But once or twice a month after she falls asleep, I order a medium pizza and 8 wings, and I eat them outside in the backyard, by myself, and throw away the evidence before I go back to bed.

It's honestly the most exciting thrill that I often daydream about and look forward to. I wake up pretty thirsty and bloated though, lol.

What in the hell, right?!
So spill one of your dirty little secret(s) that you hide from your SO.
And Lit doesn’t counting as one of them!

 

[hotwords229_A]

Dirty little secrets.
I read this on Reddit earlier and was laughing good.

My wife doesn't know. But once or twice a month after she falls asleep, I order a medium pizza and 8 wings, and I eat them outside in the backyard, by myself, and throw away the evidence before I go back to bed.

It's honestly the most exciting thrill that I often daydream about and look forward to. I wake up pretty thirsty and bloated though, lol.

What in the hell, right?!
So spill one of your dirty little secret(s) that you hide from your SO.
And Lit doesn’t counting as one of them!

It seems strange that pizza is his dirty little secret. I wonder if she ever notices sauce on his collar and wonders . . .

My dirty little secret?
I will admit to having, once or twice, quickly glanced at some very “open-minded” porn.

But don’t tell anyone because I’ve done it more than once or twice and for longer than a glance and I’m embarrassed about it. So, Shhhhhhhhh . . .

 

[SMNaughtywife]

It seems strange that pizza is his dirty little secret. I wonder if she ever notices sauce on his collar and wonders . . .

My dirty little secret?
I will admit to having, once or twice, quickly glanced at some very “open-minded” porn.

But don’t tell anyone because I’ve done it more than once or twice and for longer than a glance and I’m embarrassed about it. So, Shhhhhhhhh . . .

I’m gonna suggest in this very lovely and extremely naughty board that I’m sure absolutely no one is lurking in - just to post a link or three.

 

[Endless_Night]

I miss pizza. *sigh*

I have no secrets. We're talking open book. It goes with my staid and lie-challenged personality.

 

[Endless_Night]

I’m gonna suggest in this very lovely and extremely naughty board that I’m sure absolutely no one is lurking in - just to post a link or three.

Egad. Shades of Little Sister!

 

[tnman03]

Egad. Shades of Little Sister!

Yeah...she was a hoot, I miss her and would have loved to have read her take on all of this.

 

[Endless_Night]

Yeah...she was a hoot, I miss her and would have loved to have read her take on all of this.

I loved her posts!

But she's the one who taught me not to click Links. One time, in an earlier version of Litiquette.



NEVER AGAIN

There will be no mental or emotional recovery from that little incident.

*shakes a little at the memory*

 

[tnman03]

I loved her posts!

But she's the one who taught me not to click Links. One time, in an earlier version of Litiquette.



NEVER AGAIN

There will be no mental or emotional recovery from that little incident.

*shakes a little at the memory*

Yeah...even though I knew better sometimes she'd word something so as you'd think it safe to click to open. Of course, then you realized she'd snookered you again. lol

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Little_Sister had excellent taste in porn.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Dirty little secrets.

So spill one of your dirty little secret(s) that you hide from your SO.
And Lit doesn’t counting as one of them!

I used to lie awake at night until my ex had gone to sleep and then I'd scoot way over to the edge of the bed and I'd get myself off. Every night. We didn't have a good sex life and he wasn't interested in changing that. So I learned to be very, very still, and very, very quiet.

Needs must!

 

[The_gladiator]

I used to lie awake at night until my ex had gone to sleep and then I'd scoot way over to the edge of the bed and I'd get myself off. Every night. We didn't have a good sex life and he wasn't interested in changing that. So I learned to be very, very still, and very, very quiet.

Needs must!

Have lived this, frustrating when she had insomnia and wouldn’t just go to sleep there was a time I was embarrassed to just do it in front of her, though that did come later.

 

[Orchidea73]

Have lived this, frustrating when she had insomnia and wouldn’t just go to sleep there was a time I was embarrassed to just do it in front of her, though that did come later.

Isn't that hot? I mean, doing it in front of her.

 

[Trekka]

A secret from my BF and Litting doesn't count?!
Sheesh.
That's hard to scrounge up. My answer is gonna be lame.

I confess to making more in-app purchases than I care to admit when playing a dumbfuck home decor game on my phone. (It's like playing dollhouse! But on a phone!)

Jesus H., this is humiliating.

 

[QuietCanadian]

A secret from my BF and Litting doesn't count?!
Sheesh.
That's hard to scrounge up. My answer is gonna be lame.

I confess to making more in-app purchases than I care to admit when playing a dumbfuck home decor game on my phone. (It's like playing dollhouse! But on a phone!)

Jesus H., this is humiliating.

I'm just glad I'm not the only one. I mean, s'up? I'm cool.

 

[Trekka]

I'm just glad I'm not the only one. I mean, s'up? I'm cool.

Thank fuck I'm not alone.

Now cough up a secret, you filthy Canadian!

 

[QuietCanadian]

Thank fuck I'm not alone.

Now cough up a secret, you filthy Canadian!

Can it involve the word eh, eh?

Hmmmm... I don't think I have anything fun, actually. I'm so not as cool as my last post suggested. Shocking, right?

I feel like the only thing I can think of is that I watch some what would be considered "chick flicks" when alone. But I feel like it'd be easy to figure out on Recently Watched lists. So lame.

 

[Trekka]

Can it involve the word eh, eh?

Hmmmm... I don't think I have anything fun, actually. I'm so not as cool as my last post suggested. Shocking, right?

I feel like the only thing I can think of is that I watch some what would be considered "chick flicks" when alone. But I feel like it'd be easy to figure out on Recently Watched lists. So lame.

Bruh. That's pretty freakin naughty.

I have also done this. Welcome mats. Nationals shirts. Yup...I’m a sucker.

Let’s see...something else. I sometimes am too lazy to redeem cash back offers, for example on my contact lenses. I could have gotten $25 back if I’d just filled out a voucher and sent it in. But I didn’t. I was lazy and wasteful.

Yep, done this too.

Guys, this is deplorable. We need to up our game here. Let's have an affair or something.

 

[QuietCanadian]

Bruh. That's pretty freakin naughty.

Like I said, I'm cool.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Like I said, I'm cool.

Mmmhmmm....
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[QuietCanadian]

Mmmhmmm....
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[SMNaughtywife]

Let’s see....
sometimes I mix in ground turkey with the ground beef and hubby is clueless.
Guilty of buying chocolates and not sharing.
Some cycling stuff he’d fall over if he knew the price.
Art supplies.
Such a naughty wife.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Guys, this is deplorable. We need to up our game here. Let's have an affair or something.

Define affair.

 

[default24]

Define affair.

af·fair
/əˈfer/
noun: affair; plural noun: affairs

1.
an event or sequence of events of a specified kind or that has previously been referred to.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

af·fair
/əˈfer/
noun: affair; plural noun: affairs

1.
an event or sequence of events of a specified kind or that has previously been referred to.

So helpful.