Litiquette VII

My ability to provide high quality sex to my partner is:

  • I am without a doubt the highest quality sex partner there is. I will make you cum and I will cum, a

    Votes: 54 25.2%
  • I have more kinks than most, nothing inappropriate but you’ll be shocked at what I like

    Votes: 107 50.0%
  • I’m good. I get the job done, not much flair but there’ll be no need for masturbation after

    Votes: 46 21.5%
  • I mostly provide sex as a service. I’ve never really enjoyed it so I won’t seek it out, but when ask

    Votes: 1 0.5%
  • I’m as vanilla as it gets. I hope you have a great imagination, you’ll likely need it to keep things

    Votes: 6 2.8%

  • Total voters
    214
* Tequila and Tanqueray
~ Tacos and tiramisu
* Trekka
~ Trunk full of art supplies
* Toy (sex toys to be specific)
~ Twenty-nine friends
* Top notch espresso beans from Italy
~ Teal, taupe, tangerine and tyrian purple blankets, sheets and pillows.
* Team of Rugby players
~ Tons of chocolates- all kinds!
* Tiger lilies and tea roses
~ Tins of the triumphant Pineapple Express
 
Shakes my head.
SMNaughty swore to me she had Filthy Friday covered.
Clearly she dropped the ball and, as such, spankings are in order.
 
Jeez Louise
Ya ask that NaughtyWife to do somethin and she bounces it right back.
I’d say double the spankings at this point.

Homegirl texted me her Litiquette Q for the day:

“I’m in mid outing / errand running.
You hop on and ask my question for me.
Bats eyelashes.

What song do you have playing on repeat?

And tell all those men folks they get me in their hands for a little bit and I want them all afternoon, so they better clear their schedules.
😈💋💋
 
As for my answer, I’ve had the Hamilton soundtrack stuck in my head on repeat for approx six weeks and there’s no end in sight.

Everyone ready for my sexy af day?!
It’s a quarantined ‘tweener bday today
With some extra family drama thrown in - today it’s Mom versus littlest bro
Blowin up my phone with, essentially, political hate speech
Hawt.
And what was supposed to be a take out meal turned into quite the honey-do list!
The BF just went to Costco with the credit card.
God help us all.
And I’ve got two kittens (yay!) doing their best to destroy all my belongings (boo!)

First thing I do after this covid shit is over and the economy rebounds (so, say, 2035?) is a long ass spa day. Nay, a spa weekend. Solo. And I’m turning off my phone and getting *all* the treatments and tipping like a boss.

“Look around, look around, at how lucky we are to be alive right now...” 😂
 
You truly cannot go wrong with the Hamilton soundtrack.

Spa weekend? I’m going to need a month. 2035 seems optimistic though..

Song? Gray Street, live version, nobody look at my Spotify right now though... it’s good, but I’m not proud...

As for that wife, let her know that she better be ready, lots of talk on her end... :)
 
As for my answer, I’ve had the Hamilton soundtrack stuck in my head on repeat for approx six weeks and there’s no end in sight.

Everyone ready for my sexy af day?!
It’s a quarantined ‘tweener bday today
With some extra family drama thrown in - today it’s Mom versus littlest bro
Blowin up my phone with, essentially, political hate speech
Hawt.
And what was supposed to be a take out meal turned into quite the honey-do list!
The BF just went to Costco with the credit card.
God help us all.
And I’ve got two kittens (yay!) doing their best to destroy all my belongings (boo!)

First thing I do after this covid shit is over and the economy rebounds (so, say, 2035?) is a long ass spa day. Nay, a spa weekend. Solo. And I’m turning off my phone and getting *all* the treatments and tipping like a boss.

“Look around, look around, at how lucky we are to be alive right now...” 😂


I feel like I could've written this myself. I want a very long vacation with all the luxuries.

And I just finished Hamilton this a.m. 💓

But lately I'm into this song.

https://youtu.be/vaBspvzGqKU

Admittedly it reminds me of a porn vid someone sent me ages ago and I enjoy it best after I've eaten a special gummie 😂
 
I feel like I could've written this myself. I want a very long vacation with all the luxuries.

And I just finished Hamilton this a.m. 💓

But lately I'm into this song.

https://youtu.be/vaBspvzGqKU

Admittedly it reminds me of a porn vid someone sent me ages ago and I enjoy it best after I've eaten a special gummie 😂

Wait, just going to tease everyone with no link to the vid and no way to share a gummie??? Cold.. lol!
 
You truly cannot go wrong with the Hamilton soundtrack.

Spa weekend? I’m going to need a month. 2035 seems optimistic though..

Song? Gray Street, live version, nobody look at my Spotify right now though... it’s good, but I’m not proud...

As for that wife, let her know that she better be ready, lots of talk on her end... :)

Spa month: deal

Let’s all be neighbors that get together from time to time for keto paleo raw vegan juice but with vodka and spankings.

Ha ha ha - playlist pride and shame. I’m very much there. New Alanis: sure, I make no apologies. I cannot, however, justify Kid Rock’s numerous appearances in my ears. But, he’s there right now.😆

That’s just the way it is right now!

I feel like I could've written this myself. I want a very long vacation with all the luxuries.

And I just finished Hamilton this a.m. 💓

But lately I'm into this song.

https://youtu.be/vaBspvzGqKU

Admittedly it reminds me of a porn vid someone sent me ages ago and I enjoy it best after I've eaten a special gummie 😂

I’ll listen to gummy spa vacay porn music with you anytime, missy 😘
 
Spa month: deal

Let’s all be neighbors that get together from time to time for keto paleo raw vegan juice but with vodka and spankings.

Ha ha ha - playlist pride and shame. I’m very much there. New Alanis: sure, I make no apologies. I cannot, however, justify Kid Rock’s numerous appearances in my ears. But, he’s there right now.😆

That’s just the way it is right now!

Deal, this will be a helluva month.

Wait.. that’s an option? “Keto paleo raw vegan juice but with vodka and spankings” I am clearly moving in next door, Where is our new block neighbor?

NEVER apologize for the playlist!!! Even if kid rock is hanging out... how the hell my latest “for you” Mix Was was 50% Alice In Chains 50% Matchbox 20 is beside me, did I turn it off? NO!
 
Spa month: deal

Let’s all be neighbors that get together from time to time for keto paleo raw vegan juice but with vodka and spankings.

Ha ha ha - playlist pride and shame. I’m very much there. New Alanis: sure, I make no apologies. I cannot, however, justify Kid Rock’s numerous appearances in my ears. But, he’s there right now.😆

That’s just the way it is right now!

Deal, this will be a helluva month.

Wait.. that’s an option? “Keto paleo raw vegan juice but with vodka and spankings” I am clearly moving in next door, Where is our new block neighbor?

NEVER apologize for the playlist!!! Even if kid rock is hanging out... how the hell my latest “for you” Mix Was was 50% Alice In Chains 50% Matchbox 20 is beside me, did I turn it off? NO!

Lol- well, we clearly will share block party DJ duties.
*adds Prince to the mix for Fara*

Our block- lemme think- let’s situate it on a mountainside. With a view. A creek running thorough it. A lake down below. No one else around for miles.

No one to hear SMNaughty plead for the smacks to stop 😂😈
 
Lol- well, we clearly will share block party DJ duties.
*adds Prince to the mix for Fara*

Our block- lemme think- let’s situate it on a mountainside. With a view. A creek running thorough it. A lake down below. No one else around for miles.

No one to hear SMNaughty plead for the smacks to stop 😂😈

Love it, what is a playlist without Prince anyway!

Oh I like this, long meandering trail down to the lake, plenty of areas to stop, take a... break... when needed :D. Only the people we really want to be with for miles, yes.

She can plead all she wants, they aren’t stopping anytime soon.
 
Jeez Louise
Ya ask that NaughtyWife to do somethin and she bounces it right back.
I’d say double the spankings at this point.

Homegirl texted me her Litiquette Q for the day:

“I’m in mid outing / errand running.
You hop on and ask my question for me.
Bats eyelashes.

What song do you have playing on repeat?

And tell all those men folks they get me in their hands for a little bit and I want them all afternoon, so they better clear their schedules.
😈💋💋

It's a good thing you bolded the question, seems like it could've been overlooked easily here. I'm gonna give two answers here, one now embarrassing than the other.

First, Rearviewmirror seems to be on loop on my Apple Music. The album, not so much the song, song wise it's I Got Shit. All of the sudden I'm in this whole "let's listen to all the music from my formative years" phase and Pearl Jam is winning right now. I remember when I said "no man, I'm always going to change with times" when I had to listen to all the old music as a kid... And here I am. Turns out I got memories and I got shit.

Second, and I don't even care, the 1 by T Swift. It's like old Taylor is trying to sneak back into new Taylor's music and make me feel things again. folklore is surprisingly good. Damn Taylor and her catchy as hell shit. Though she worked with The National, so that makes me feel slightly better about listening to the album seven times already. That's right, what about it? Besides, if we don't bleed, how are we ever going to grow? Good question, Taylor, but probably a well balanced diet and vitamins.
 
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First, Rearviewmirror seems to be on loop on my Apple Music. The album, not so much the song, song wise it's I Got Shit. All of the sudden I'm in this whole "let's listen to all the music from my formative years" phase and Pearl Jam is winning right now. I remember when I said "no man, I'm always going to change with times" when I had to listen to all the old music as a kid... And here I am. Turns out I got memories and I got shit.
-Snip-.

I wholeheartedly support this. I'm convinced I still have time to marry that glorious man.
 
A couple Bob Seger tunes keep bouncing around the brain cells: "Night Moves" and "Roll Me Away". :)
 
What song do you have playing on repeat?
There are a few... I've been getting into Orville Peck. I'm working my way through his new album, but his acoustic version of "Summertime" soothes my soul.

I also really like the new Glass Animals album - and I need to give the sexy rubydlite a shout out for introducing me to their music a couple of years ago. I really like the whole album, but the song "Heat Waves" gets stuck in my head a lot and I don't mind one little bit.
 
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Tough question in the world of music apps

I do get in moods and one definitely hungers for the hauntingly beautiful sounds of Elliott Smith. I can't explain why but there are just days when I need him. (RIP)

I binged Peaky Blinders recently, which reminded me of the greatness of Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds. Also, whenever my horse runs, I tend to play the Bottom Line by Big Audio Dynamite on the way to the track on repeat.
 
Damien Rice, Staind, Pearl Jam, Sound Garden, The White Buffalo, FFDP, Debussy and The Cure are my most played go to music.
 
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