Litiquette VII

[Sh75]

What song do you have playing on repeat?

Apart from having Pearl Jam and Live on constant repeat every day, the song i have on repeat at the moment is James Bay - Need the sun to break

 

[NeonSubtlety]

I’m playing a lot of Jason isbell, lately. If there’s one song I’m playing more than others, it’s likely ‘cover me up.’

 

[QuietCanadian]

Taylor Swift - The Last Great American Dynasty


Folklore as a whole actually is beautiful but that’s the one that is on repeat at the moment.

I had a marvelous time ruining everything.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Jeez Louise
Ya ask that NaughtyWife to do somethin and she bounces it right back.
I’d say double the spankings at this point.

Homegirl texted me her Litiquette Q for the day:

“I’m in mid outing / errand running.
You hop on and ask my question for me.
Bats eyelashes.

What song do you have playing on repeat?

And tell all those men folks they get me in their hands for a little bit and I want them all afternoon, so they better clear their schedules.
”

Oh you can be handful of feisty sometimes!
But I kinda like it ya know.
Mountains, spankings and a few men, you can read me like a book.
Let’s go, load everybody up in a big RV and head west.

I have Bad Guy by The Interrupters in my head right now.
It’s kind of a groovy remake.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

What’s on my mind this Sexy Sultry Sunday morning.

Morning sex, please. Pleeeaseee.....

I’m in the mood for sex and food this morning.
Not in that order or combined.
Just want both.

Tell me, show me, or both what would make your day perfecto.

Ohh! And make sure you link your filth is you’re feeling extra filthy.
My citations make Chaineds look like a Disney movie.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Basking in the aftermath of a morning romp, a tough decision lies ahead: roll over and go back to sleep or give into my stomach, which is asking for something to absorb last night's bourbon. Stay tuned to find out which one wins.

 

[QuietCanadian]

What’s on my mind this Sexy Sultry Sunday morning.

Morning sex, please. Pleeeaseee.....

I’m in the mood for sex and food this morning.
Not in that order or combined.
Just want both.

Tell me, show me, or both what would make your day perfecto.

Ohh! And make sure you link your filth is you’re feeling extra filthy.
My citations make Chaineds look like a Disney movie.

A bike ride would have, but the rain is relentless... so, ya gotta improvise. I hung some art that I've been meaning to and made a halfway decent breakfast. That seemed to do the trick. Can always head to the lake via bike next week when (hopefully) the weather is better.

 

[SassySheDevil]

What’s on my mind this Sexy Sultry Sunday morning.

Morning sex, please. Pleeeaseee.....

I’m in the mood for sex and food this morning.
Not in that order or combined.
Just want both.

Tell me, show me, or both what would make your day perfecto.

Ohh! And make sure you link your filth is you’re feeling extra filthy.
My citations make Chaineds look like a Disney movie.

https://www.***********/s/e5x8189gtg9p8wi/PicsArt_08-16-10.56.05.jpg?dl=0.

Perfect day ❤

 

[SMNaughtywife]

https://www.***********/s/e5x8189gtg9p8wi/PicsArt_08-16-10.56.05.jpg?dl=0.

Perfect day ❤

Look at you girl!!
That looks pretty okay in my book too.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

1pm.
After lunch and before he goes back outside.

https://64.media.tumblr.com/8026b76fcb295b3c7f835191c32a74a6/tumblr_oh9htxwFg71vk35e9o1_640.jpg

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I have Bad Guy by The Interrupters in my head right now.
It’s kind of a groovy remake.

It is! Those Umbrella Academy soundtracks are wonderfully eclectic.

 

[Trekka]

I want what Sassy is having, with SMNaughty’s post for dessert.
Plus a couple shots of amaretto in my coffee.
And like a 16 oz ribeye.
Cooked not-by-me.
Is it dinner time yet?!

Oh! And some sex: I’m thinking bent over the picnic table out back.

 

[QuietCanadian]

It is! Those Umbrella Academy soundtracks are wonderfully eclectic.

So good. I almost put Hooverphonic's Mad About You up there as well, but had two already.

Also, I wanted a bike ride and SM posts that. I'm doing it wrong.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

It is! Those Umbrella Academy soundtracks are wonderfully eclectic.

If you have Apple Music, a playlist by Amy Mara - The Umbrella Academy season two rocks.

I heard a rumor you’ll love this soundtrack.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

So good. I almost put Hooverphonic's Mad About You up there as well, but had two already.

Also, I wanted a bike ride and SM posts that. I'm doing it wrong.

LOL! No you're not. Go big or go home!

If you have Apple Music, a playlist by Amy Mara - The Umbrella Academy season two rocks.

I heard a rumor you’ll love this soundtrack.

You heard right! I do!
I have already combined both seasons' soundtracks, eliminated the songs I'm not crazy about, made one master playlist, one slow, and one dancey.

Smoother than smooth, The Velvet Fog:
https://youtu.be/Ut1xwRErqlM

 

[SMNaughtywife]

3pm

What happens when I spray him with the hose while he’s doing yard work.
I’m drug into the house, clothes off and he pulls out the rope.
And I’m excited. Super excited actually.
Tied up to perfection and he whispers, “I’ll be back in 45 mins to finish what I started.”
Gulp.
https://64.media.tumblr.com/678537ac3aa5d52bfeccf1626e97a3d9/tumblr_ooun9fG9JO1u86sxoo1_1280.jpg

 

[GiggLeGasm]

my perfectly crafted macchiato suddenly seems less impressive...

 

[Trekka]

my perfectly crafted macchiato suddenly seems less impressive...

No, no a perfectly crafted macchiato is a glorious thing.

 

[Trekka]

Slapping myself awake
Getting my game face on

Ok. Hotels. One of my favoritest things on earth.
Not super popular at the moment tho!
Close your eyes. Let’s fantasize together.

If you built a themed hotel, what would the theme be and what would the rooms look like?

*Is considering an “Ode to the 90s” themed hotel. With a Beverly Hills 90210 penthouse suite, diametrically opposed to the Seattle Grunge Suite...

 

[Mr_bogey]

1pm.
After lunch and before he goes back outside.

https://64.media.tumblr.com/8026b76fcb295b3c7f835191c32a74a6/tumblr_oh9htxwFg71vk35e9o1_640.jpg

Looks like you have a firm grasp of things. Is that "tug of war" grip as effective as it looks. My guess is he's not going anywhere you don't want him to.

 

[QuietCanadian]

Okay, I just typed out a massive, detailed response to this and as I was re-reading it before hitting submit I realised “ehhh this is not so much a hotel but a BDSM dungeon with tortured artists painting my scenes” Also, maybe a fantasy but definitely NOT a hotel so ... back to the drawing board.

It seems like forever since there has even been the option for me to go into a hotel. We’re using them for putting people into Quarantine over here.

I don't see the problem here, really. I mean outside of the fact you deleted the detailed description.

 

[QuietCanadian]

Slapping myself awake
Getting my game face on

Ok. Hotels. One of my favoritest things on earth.
Not super popular at the moment tho!
Close your eyes. Let’s fantasize together.

If you built a themed hotel, what would the theme be and what would the rooms look like?

*Is considering an “Ode to the 90s” themed hotel. With a Beverly Hills 90210 penthouse suite, diametrically opposed to the Seattle Grunge Suite...

I think it has to be related to music for me, but I don't think I can narrow down a theme more than that. I expect a full floor devoted to the Beatles, maybe five suites, one named after each and a George Martin suite as well (maybe Yoko can have the bathroom in the John suite.) I don't know what these rooms would look like, but I do know that I'd tell the designed of John's suite to "make it sound like an orange."

The hotel shall also have a Kanye suite and T Swift suite located across from each other. I think Kanye may need his own wing though, both for his mental well being and for the fact I need a room for all facets of Kanye including a Monster Suite that will feature a stack of money with a Barbie combing it as endless Malibooyah cocktails.

Other suites I will need include, but are not limited to, Weezer, Motown, Lilith Fair, Eric Church, One Hit Wonders, Billy Joel, Punk Covers, Sublime, Big Shiny Tunes, and Gene Pitney (but really just The Man Who Shot Liberty Valence on loop.) Actually, I think maybe just a washroom with that on loop. You can relieve yourself inside an old wagon. It'll be awesome.

It will be eclectic and amazing. Word.

 

[Lilypad87]

Add a pool to your dungeon, and I’m in.

I think those would fit together nicely

 

[Corbal]

If you built a themed hotel, what would the theme be and what would the rooms look like?

Ooooooh, Fuck What Your Momma Said! <-------My Hotel's Name

Remember all those bullshit lies your mom told you when you were a kid?

If you sit too close to the TV your eyesight will go bad.
If you listen to the radio too loud you're gonna go deaf.
You can't swim at least 30 minutes within your last meal.
If you go outside in the rain without shoes you're gonna get sick.
No dessert before dinner.
Cleanliness is next to Godliness, Corbal, go scrub the toilet and bath tiles with a toothbrush.

Welp, my hotel will have MASSIVE TV'S playing gay male porn 24/7, a Marshall stack in every room (although loud music has been proven to cause hearing loss), cereal in every flavor served poolside with chocolate milk, a rain room you can dance in totally naked, chocolate cakes served as appetizers, and smoking hot maids that prance around and clean up all your shenanigans and cereal bowls.

I don't care what the room looks like... I'm just thinking of cereal, now.

 

[QuietCanadian]

Ooooooh, Fuck What Your Momma Said! <-------My Hotel's Name

Remember all those bullshit lies your mom told you when you were a kid?

If you sit too close to the TV your eyesight will go bad.
If you listen to the radio too loud you're gonna go deaf.
You can't swim at least 30 minutes within your last meal.
If you go outside in the rain without shoes you're gonna get sick.
No dessert before dinner.
Cleanliness is next to Godliness, Corbal, go scrub the toilet and bath tiles with a toothbrush.

Welp, my hotel will have MASSIVE TV'S playing gay male porn 24/7, a Marshall stack in every room (although loud music has been proven to cause hearing loss), cereal in every flavor served poolside with chocolate milk, a rain room you can dance in totally naked, chocolate cakes served as appetizers, and smoking hot maids that prance around and clean up all your shenanigans and cereal bowls.

I don't care what the room looks like... I'm just thinking of cereal, now.

But no bags?