Litiquette VII

[Suz_anne]

What piques your interest to start having a crush/interest on someone?
And then let’s turn the tables and go with whats a turn off that you’ll pass on almost always?

Someone who will pique my interest is someone who:

• Is well spoken
• Understands sarcasm and the art of its application
• Is empathetic
• Can have civil discourse about controversial topics
• Appreciates music
• Can cook - even if it just one fantastic signature dish
• Fucking loves women
• Likes to dance
• Will nerd out about something they love (bonus points if it is Star Wars)

Someone who will turn me off is someone who:

• Has a "my way or the highway" attitude
• Denies science
• Smells bad
• Has a bad sense of humor (I'm looking at you Jeff Dunham and/or Dane Cook fans)
• Is not culinarily adventurous
• Refuses to consider opinions that vary from their own
• Solely relies on 1 news source
• Cannot banter
• Is a single issue voter

 

[QuietCanadian]

Someone who will pique my interest is someone who:

• Is well spoken
• Understands sarcasm and the art of its application
• Is empathetic
• Can have civil discourse about controversial topics
• Appreciates music
• Can cook - even if it just one fantastic signature dish
• Fucking loves women
• Likes to dance
• Will nerd out about something they love (bonus points if it is Star Wars)

Someone who will turn me off is someone who:

• Has a "my way or the highway" attitude
• Denies science
• Smells bad
• Has a bad sense of humor (I'm looking at you Jeff Dunham and/or Dane Cook fans)
• Is not culinarily adventurous
• Refuses to consider opinions that vary from their own
• Solely relies on 1 news source
• Cannot banter
• Is a single issue voter

Can I just use this as my new bio?

 

[Suz_anne]

Can I just use this as my new bio?

Certainly. Good thing I left out the penis commentary, eh?

 

[QuietCanadian]

Certainly. Good thing I left out the penis commentary, eh?

rofl... Thank you for not giving way my secrets.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Someone who will pique my interest is someone who:

• Is well spoken
• Understands sarcasm and the art of its application
• Is empathetic
• Can have civil discourse about controversial topics
• Appreciates music
• Can cook - even if it just one fantastic signature dish
• Fucking loves women
• Likes to dance
• Will nerd out about something they love (bonus points if it is Star Wars)

Someone who will turn me off is someone who:

• Has a "my way or the highway" attitude
• Denies science
• Smells bad
• Has a bad sense of humor (I'm looking at you Jeff Dunham and/or Dane Cook fans)
• Is not culinarily adventurous
• Refuses to consider opinions that vary from their own
• Solely relies on 1 news source
• Cannot banter
• Is a single issue voter

https://youtu.be/lZHMJ3W2jco
Really close. I'm willing to dance and stars wars is not my jam.

 

[Lord Pmann]

What's knockers?

That’s my favourite question ever.

 

[Orchidea73]

That’s my favourite question ever.

https://i.imgur.com/XaCx8Tl.gif

 

[LurkingPhoenix]

What piques your interest to start having a crush/interest on someone?
And then let’s turn the tables and go with whats a turn off that you’ll pass on almost always?

I thought I knew the answer to the first question, and then I realized I honestly didn't have a clue. Every crush I've ever had was organic for its own reasons.

As for turn-offs? Lack of intelligence or sense of humor both get there. Fast.

 

[Suz_anne]

https://youtu.be/lZHMJ3W2jco
Really close. I'm willing to dance and stars wars is not my jam.

Do you use the word "poopy"?

 

[Lord Pmann]

What piques your interest to start having a crush/interest on someone?
And then let’s turn the tables and go with whats a turn off that you’ll pass on almost always?

Good questions.

Turn Ons:

Pretty face and big boobs are important.

Sense of humour. Intelligence. Drive. Strong work ethic.

Turn Offs:

Smokers. People who act like victims. Whiners. Drama queens. Wokeness. Political correctness. Bad musical interests. Thinks Family Guy is a great show.

 

[Suz_anne]

Notice how everyone says a good sense of humor is a turn on (or a bad sense of humor is a turn off)... but it is really about finding someone with a compatible sense of humor, right?

I mean, there's a line in a movie that says something about everyone thinks they have have good taste and a sense of humor, but they can't all possibly have good taste.

I know I have a fantastic sense of humor. That's facts.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Do you use the word "poopy"?

Only if I have to or if I think it will increase the humor in whatever tale I'm telling. I find it is usually used in conjunction with "diaper".

Strange phenomenon: I found that Groundhog Day got funnier with each viewing. Coincidence?

 

[Orchidea73]

Turn Offs:

Smokers. People who act like victims. Whiners. Drama queens. Wokeness. Political correctness. Bad musical interests. Thinks Family Guy is a great show.

You do love them online. Admit it.

 

[Lord Pmann]

You do love them online. Admit it.

I adore them here. I just don’t want to have any relationship with them other than provocateur.

 

[Orchidea73]

I adore them here. I just don’t want to have any relationship with them other than provocateur.

I have to say, you do that very well. https://i.imgur.com/xhaiDSX.gif

 

[Lord Pmann]

I have to say, you do that very well. https://i.imgur.com/xhaiDSX.gif

They’re predictable. They follow the same formula.

 

[Orchidea73]

They’re predictable. They follow the same formula.

Indeed. lol

But there is an inner child in you and that "nothing bothers me" attitude, which makes it even more funny.

 

[hotwords229_A]

But what happens when you meet the person in real life and they look nothing like you thought because real life doesn't allow you to use a dozen filters?

Buy them a beekeepers hat and power through it.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Indeed. lol

But there is an inner child in you and that "nothing bothers me" attitude, which makes it even more funny.

I do have an inner child, indeed. He makes the majority of my decisions.

 

[Orchidea73]

I do have an inner child, indeed. He makes the majority of my decisions.

It is a good thing to have it.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Notice how everyone says a good sense of humor is a turn on (or a bad sense of humor is a turn off)... but it is really about finding someone with a compatible sense of humor, right?

I mean, there's a line in a movie that says something about everyone thinks they have have good taste and a sense of humor, but they can't all possibly have good taste.

I know I have a fantastic sense of humor. That's facts.

^^^^ I think so too.

Turn Ons: Between Suz and Fara - nailed it.

I’ll add one turn off, ok maybe two.

Women that need to unscrew another’s lightbulb to shine. I have zero interest in becoming an acquaintance or even having a conversation.
Nope, won’t do it. RL, here or on the Moon- negative ghost rider.
I guess this can apply to men too, don’t see it as often tho.

Failing in the honesty department. My memory is like a dolphin’s. So all those little white lies, half truths of straight up lies add up and are filed away. I forget nothing.

 

[Orchidea73]

If I happen to know some of their friends or who they interact with and I know those people are pretty alright, that helps. Who you surround yourself with can say a lot about a person.

You know, I am not sure about this. It is true that if you know their friends and you like them it helps a lot.
However, there are people which I like who are friends with people I don't like. That doesn't make me think less about them. It's an association fallacy - be that guilt by association or honor by association - that I try to avoid.

In that sense, I would never pass the chance to get to know someone just because they might interact or be friends with people I don't think highly of, or worse. I would like to think that he/she is an individual with their own mind and capable of independent thinking, regardless of their friendships. Sure, I would be cautious at the beginning, until I get to know them better. But I wouldn't negate them the chance to get to know me and viceversa.

 

[QuietCanadian]

Sure, I would be cautious at the beginning, until I get to know them better. But I wouldn't negate them the chance to get to know me and viceversa.

This is really what I'm saying (while quoting Han from The Fast and the Furious, a great example of what you're saying overall.) It's certainly bias, maybe even unconscious, but if you're getting on with people I admire and respect, it will likely pique my interest in a "wait, why I don't I know more about this person?" There's also some I'm going to see people in those threads more, so it's not definitely not perfect.

Precluding someone for one belief or being friends with someone I don't like? No, that's silly talk. Take Han, for example. When we met him he's rolling with a bad crew who we are designed to not like. But we learn two things, he has his own thoughts and goals separate from this group and he used to roll with a crew that we're designed to like. If we preclude him because DK is an asshole, we miss out on him. Though has he been introduced to us through Dom (who really is an asshole too, but one we're designed to like), we're princely moor like to say "what's the Han guy's freak?" I'm far more cautious about DK Han than if I knew his back story at the time.

And thus concludes an oral history of The Fast and the Furious. But mostly, I'm just agreeing with you.

 

[Trekka]

What’s the shortest time it’s ever taken for you to have an orgasm?
And the longest?
Have these stats changed over the years, for you or your partner, if you have one?
Ladies and gents, how long can you hang out n go to town down there (or let someone else hangout) before you throw in the towel and change up the game plan?
Does it even matter?!
*looks at watch*

 

[Corbal]

And thus concludes an oral history of The Fast and the Furious. But mostly, I'm just agreeing with you.

I’m almost positive you didn’t type that whole thing with a bag on your head. I’m disappointed.

*steals flamingo socks*

What’s the shortest time it’s ever taken for you to have an orgasm?
And the longest?
Have these stats changed over the years, for you or your partner, if you have one?
Ladies and gents, how long can you hang out n go to town down there (or let someone else hangout) before you throw in the towel and change up the game plan?
Does it even matter?!
*looks at watch*

I’m one of those people that can reach peak orgasm level in like 2 minutes and keep going until someone gets a foot or back cramp. It’s sorta like a competition for me and I hate losing. Who bows out fastest has to get the ice water to replenish all that sweat.

I’m not much of a towel thrower. A fit thrower because I didn’t get my way? 100%. Although, I don’t think we’re talking about the same thing?