Litiquette VII

My ability to provide high quality sex to my partner is:

  • I am without a doubt the highest quality sex partner there is. I will make you cum and I will cum, a

    Votes: 54 25.2%
  • I have more kinks than most, nothing inappropriate but you’ll be shocked at what I like

    Votes: 107 50.0%
  • I’m good. I get the job done, not much flair but there’ll be no need for masturbation after

    Votes: 46 21.5%
  • I mostly provide sex as a service. I’ve never really enjoyed it so I won’t seek it out, but when ask

    Votes: 1 0.5%
  • I’m as vanilla as it gets. I hope you have a great imagination, you’ll likely need it to keep things

    Votes: 6 2.8%

  • Total voters
    214
So, Trekka gave us a really great deep question yesterday. I think it’s time for something a bit lighter, perhaps anyway. Coffee. Drink of the heavens, or battery acid in a cup? Tell us of your love or hatred for it and be sure to troll anyone who disagrees with your opinion. Nothing like som hurt e feelings on a tuesday ;) Are you a snob about whatt kind you have, or what you put in it. Will you fight someone before you’ve had your first cup?
Bonus question what kind of donut would you eat with your coffee if there was an asorted box of them here in this thread.

Edit: clearly I need some, as it happens to be Wednesday, not tuesday, sorry about that.

I'm not super picky about brand. I've found a few I don't like. But I can't really tell you their name at the moment. Though I am not a fan of McDonalds at all. I also do not like Starbucks (by itself. Mocha is okay)
At home. Every morning. Cream is either French Vanilla or Raspberry white chocolate and Stevia.
I started drinking coffee when I did HCG and the only thing I was allowed to drink besides water was tea or Coffee. So I needed something with flavor. Now, it's habit. Now I'm addicted.

Now I get up, feed the dogs and get my coffee. Function comes after that.

I'm not much of a breakfast person.

but if I do a doughnut of any kind. It's Raspberry filled.
 
I come to answer the coffee question and find flirting instead.

Standard Litiquette.


Carry on. :p
 
Now I want coffee and donuts. *settles for his soup instead*
 
And why has no one mentioned chocolate eclairs? Cream or custard filled - I love them and probably only have one a year. But so good.

I love chocolate eclairs, but due to my "penchant" for eating them it seemed a little too phallic ;)
 
I love chocolate eclairs, but due to my "penchant" for eating them it seemed a little too phallic ;)

I respectfully request a video of you eating out a chocolate eclair. For my birthday. For my anniversary. For the love of god.
 
https://66.media.tumblr.com/ecd01489a6fbb426ea346c2c61792fff/c27215c7dffcc518-d3/s640x960/55467816fa57fc78e339d151fcca46f01dabd66a.jpg

Seems like we all like partaking in shenanigans now and then.
Something fun today, mixing it up.

You and I* are in the backseat of a ________together. Using only 8 words you turn to me* and say......


*** the pronouns can be switched out/around. Ya’ll don’t gotta cause all your mischief with me. 😉

These aren’t the droids you are looking for.
 
You and I are in the backseat of a spaceship. I turn to you and say, "Hey, have you ever had sex while weightless?"
 
You and I* are in the backseat of a _mobile sex toy shop together. Using only 8 words you turn to me* and say.
Which one do you want to try first?
 
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