Litiquette VII

My ability to provide high quality sex to my partner is:

  • I am without a doubt the highest quality sex partner there is. I will make you cum and I will cum, a

    Votes: 54 25.2%
  • I have more kinks than most, nothing inappropriate but you’ll be shocked at what I like

    Votes: 107 50.0%
  • I’m good. I get the job done, not much flair but there’ll be no need for masturbation after

    Votes: 46 21.5%
  • I mostly provide sex as a service. I’ve never really enjoyed it so I won’t seek it out, but when ask

    Votes: 1 0.5%
  • I’m as vanilla as it gets. I hope you have a great imagination, you’ll likely need it to keep things

    Votes: 6 2.8%

  • Total voters
    214
I may be submitting multiple answers today
Because the Shenanigans Squirrel is *that* inspiring

SMNaughty and I are in the backseat of his F-350 together. I turn to her and say, “I’m not wearing any panties. Are you?”
 
I may be submitting multiple answers today
Because the Shenanigans Squirrel is *that* inspiring

SMNaughty and I are in the backseat of his F-350 together. I turn to her and say, “I’m not wearing any panties. Are you?”

Ha!!! The first one I thought of involved you and SMN in the backseat and a guy being left frustrated. ;):D
 
SMNaughty and I are in the backseat of Default’s zamboni. I turn to her and say, “Is it Thursday already?!”
 
Trekka and I are in her pool together. I turn to her and say “can the neighbors see we’re topless and kissing?”
 
SMNaughty and I are in the back of the speed boat. I turn to her and say, “How wet are you?”
 
SMNaughty and I are in the back of the XXX adult store. I turn to her and say, “Don’t worry, I brought his* credit card.”

*psst Parker I need your credit card :D

what’s the magic word?
 
Parker watches as SMNaughty and I slither onto the chaise towards the back of room 907. I tighten the gag around her pretty little mouth and say, “Now be a good girl and keep quiet.”
 
*munches popcorn, sitting in the security room watching the illegal cctv of the guest rooms* Every job has its perks. *sips coke*
 
You and I are in the backseat of a ‘57 Chevy fooling around together. You turn to me and say, “the radio said a lunatic escaped around here . . .” :D
 
there’s going to be noise complaints lodged by rooms 906 and 908.

I'm so anally retentive that I felt the need to correct you. 905 and 911 are the ones who are going to be pissed they're missing out.

(And yes, I totally missed and ruined the point)
 
Seeing the camera blacked out, I grab my flashlight and go out to make my hourly rounds. It's going to be another long, lonely, boring night.
 
I'm so anally retentive that I felt the need to correct you. 905 and 911 are the ones who are going to be pissed they're missing out.

(And yes, I totally missed and ruined the point)

as you are so keen on hotel schematics, maybe you could hustle up some coffee? you know, we’re the room right between 905 and 909.

;)
 
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