Litiquette VII

[Trekka]

I may be submitting multiple answers today
Because the Shenanigans Squirrel is *that* inspiring

SMNaughty and I are in the backseat of his F-350 together. I turn to her and say, “I’m not wearing any panties. Are you?”

 

[tnman03]

I may be submitting multiple answers today
Because the Shenanigans Squirrel is *that* inspiring

SMNaughty and I are in the backseat of his F-350 together. I turn to her and say, “I’m not wearing any panties. Are you?”

Ha!!! The first one I thought of involved you and SMN in the backseat and a guy being left frustrated.

 

[Trekka]

SMNaughty and I are in the backseat of Default’s zamboni. I turn to her and say, “Is it Thursday already?!”

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Ha!!! The first one I thought of involved you and SMN in the backseat and a guy being left frustrated.

I forsee a response similar to this.

“No frustration, soon you’ll both get spanked.”

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Trekka and I are in her pool together. I turn to her and say “can the neighbors see we’re topless and kissing?”

 

[The_gladiator]

Trekka and I are in her pool together. I turn to her and say “can the neighbors see we’re topless and kissing?”

if they can't, they wish they could.

 

[parker77]

if they can't, they wish they could.

it’s gonna cost ya, chief.

 

[The_gladiator]

it’s gonna cost ya, chief.

might just be worth it.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

if they can't, they wish they could.

Agree. I’m sure he’s wondering what all the giggling and sighs are about.

it’s gonna cost ya, chief.

You turning into a pimp there mister?

 

[SMNaughtywife]

*swoons*

Get over here sexy, pool party!

 

[Trekka]

SMNaughty and I are in the back of the speed boat. I turn to her and say, “How wet are you?”

 

[parker77]

SMNaughty and I are in the back of the speed boat. I turn to her and say, “How wet are you?”

depends on the skills of the helmsman.

 

[Jd192235]

SMNaughty and I are in the back of the speed boat. I turn to her and say, “How wet are you?”

If you let me drive you’d both be very wet!!

 

[Trekka]

depends on the skills of the helmsman.

If you let me drive you’d both be very wet!!

You both make valid points.

SMNaughty and I are in the back of the XXX adult store. I turn to her and say, “Don’t worry, I brought his* credit card.”

*psst Parker I need your credit card

 

[parker77]

SMNaughty and I are in the back of the XXX adult store. I turn to her and say, “Don’t worry, I brought his* credit card.”

*psst Parker I need your credit card

what’s the magic word?

 

[Trekka]

what’s the magic word?

SMNaughty and I slide our hands into Parker’s back pocket. I turn to Parker and say, “We’re in room 907.”

 

[SMNaughtywife]

SMNaughty and I slide our hands into Parker’s back pocket. I turn to Parker and say, “We’re in room 907.”

“We’re in room 907, grab some wine too.”

 

[parker77]

SMNaughty and I slide our hands into Parker’s back pocket. I turn to Parker and say, “We’re in room 907.”

there’s going to be noise complaints lodged by rooms 906 and 908.

 

[Trekka]

Parker watches as SMNaughty and I slither onto the chaise towards the back of room 907. I tighten the gag around her pretty little mouth and say, “Now be a good girl and keep quiet.”

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

*munches popcorn, sitting in the security room watching the illegal cctv of the guest rooms* Every job has its perks. *sips coke*

 

[hotwords229_A]

You and I are in the backseat of a ‘57 Chevy fooling around together. You turn to me and say, “the radio said a lunatic escaped around here . . .”

 

[aussiegeekygal]

there’s going to be noise complaints lodged by rooms 906 and 908.

I'm so anally retentive that I felt the need to correct you. 905 and 911 are the ones who are going to be pissed they're missing out.

(And yes, I totally missed and ruined the point)

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

Seeing the camera blacked out, I grab my flashlight and go out to make my hourly rounds. It's going to be another long, lonely, boring night.

 

[parker77]

I'm so anally retentive that I felt the need to correct you. 905 and 911 are the ones who are going to be pissed they're missing out.

(And yes, I totally missed and ruined the point)

as you are so keen on hotel schematics, maybe you could hustle up some coffee? you know, we’re the room right between 905 and 909.

 

[The_gladiator]

as you are so keen on hotel schematics, maybe you could hustle up some coffee? you know, we’re the room right between 905 and 909.

You beat me too it, I was gonna ask what happened to 909?