Litiquette V

[Suz_anne]

Giraffes clean their own ears with their tongue.

 

[beachbaby179]

A blue whale's penis can be 10 to 15 feet long and if you were to (for whatever reason ) capture their ejaculate you'd need a 20 liter bucket.

 

[numeniusa]

If you put on grain of rice on the first square of a chessboard, two on the second, four on the third, eight on the fourth and so on, doubling the number of grains of rice on each square, then the pile of rice on the last square would be bigger than Mount Everest.

 

[ChainedUp]

Some interesting useless facts. Now let's turn the tables a tad.

What's the biggest line of BS ever presented to you as fact? Did you call them on it or did you just let it slide.

 

[beachbaby179]

Some interesting useless facts. Now let's turn the tables a tad.

What's the biggest line of BS ever presented to you as fact? Did you call them on it or did you just let it slide.

Clearly you don't have children.
I didn't do it.
But daddy said it would be ok if you got me a lizard.
Then as they get older:
Just going to the skate park with my friends.
Oh, this mom? Just water in here.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Clearly you don't have children.
I didn't do it.
But daddy said it would be ok if you got me a lizard.
Then as they get older:
Just going to the skate park with my friends.
Oh, this mom? Just water in here.

Laughs ... I love this!
I'll think back and compile a list today, certainly I have few to add.

 

[ChainedUp]

I think it's only fair that you also add the BS lines you told to your kids.

No, we're just wrestling
Mommy really isn't hurt, she's just stretching
That's just for sore muscles

 

[Mrtenant]

Some interesting useless facts. Now let's turn the tables a tad.

What's the biggest line of BS ever presented to you as fact? Did you call them on it or did you just let it slide.

I'm in the financials industry....


No I don't need financial advice or help with investment strategy, I know what I'm doing........

...........the man was 80 years old, had lost ~$180,000.00 in Options trading in one year and had about $20,000 left to his name and wanted to keep on trading in Options to create income for him and his wife. .....Called him out...

 

[ChainedUp]

And to round out the week, here's a quickie...

We all buy into quality over quantity, it makes sense but where does that line get drawn? Would amazing sex just once a year be acceptable. Would you trade it in for really good sex once a month? Would you trade it in for "nothing great but sex is sex" sex every day?

Where do you make that trade-off?

 

[beachbaby179]

I'll pass on today's question, and take "Let me get a partner first" for 100, Alex.

 

[GiggLeGasm]

ok.. first..
what is "not great sex but sex is sex sex?"

If I'm your partner, damnit, it's going to be great.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

I'm not negotiating, I was hot, mind blowing sex five days a week. The other two days I'll allow mediocre. Pretty sure I didn't answer the question but it's better than the possible derailment I was scheming.

 

[Paul_Chance]

I'm going to do a totally guy thing here and split my answer. I want it all dammit, no compromises.

Seriously though I would differentiate between physical sex and emotional sex. When it comes to physical sex quantity rules. Physical sex runs the gamut from amusing and vaguely satisfying to the complete surrender to pleasure. But quantity is still what matters.

With emotional sex quality rules. Take the overwhelming waves of sensual pleasure that comes from physical sex and layer on top of it that deep soul to soul connection that comes from loving and being loved in return and you have an experience that is capable of altering your world.

Would I trade one set of experiences for the other? No.

I think about 90% of all the emotional tangles associated with love and sex come from the individuals belief that you have to trade one for the other. That it is somehow a binary equation. Try to live in a world of love and fuck. Appreciate each in itself. When they combine, thank whatever gods you hold holy and lose your self within the eternal moment.

 

[ChainedUp]

It's Saturday, work week over, time to enjoy the weekend. However, we all know that sometimes weekends aren't exactly our own. Responsibilities and requirements can fill the day. What percentage of your Saturday are you going to be doing exactly what you want to be doing, not what you should be doing, but that which you really want to do?

 

[rubydlite]

And to round out the week, here's a quickie...

We all buy into quality over quantity, it makes sense but where does that line get drawn? Would amazing sex just once a year be acceptable. Would you trade it in for really good sex once a month? Would you trade it in for "nothing great but sex is sex" sex every day?

Where do you make that trade-off?

Sex...what the hell is sex?

 

[rubydlite]

It's Saturday, work week over, time to enjoy the weekend. However, we all know that sometimes weekends aren't exactly our own. Responsibilities and requirements can fill the day. What percentage of your Saturday are you going to be doing exactly what you want to be doing, not what you should be doing, but that which you really want to do?

Maybe 10% will be mine today. It's mini me football today. It's an away game and I get to pretend I like my ex for too many hours. There must be an award in parenting hell for that bit of sacrifice.

 

[ChainedUp]

Sex...what the hell is sex?

I doubt you need a refresher course.

 

[rubydlite]

I doubt you need a refresher course.

I think I need several

 

[AKentuckyLady]

It's Saturday, work week over, time to enjoy the weekend. However, we all know that sometimes weekends aren't exactly our own. Responsibilities and requirements can fill the day. What percentage of your Saturday are you going to be doing exactly what you want to be doing, not what you should be doing, but that which you really want to do?

90% for me. I do have to cook, not necessarily because I want to but because my body demands fuel and more and more I find that eating out just doesn't have the quality I'm now used to.

Being childless, divorced and not in a relationship is rather freeing. I can do anything I want, when I want, and no one to answer to.

 

[thejabber27]

90% for me. I do have to cook, not necessarily because I want to but because my body demands fuel and more and more I find that eating out just doesn't have the quality I'm now used to.

Being childless, divorced and not in a relationship is rather freeing. I can do anything I want, when I want, and no one to answer to.

Simple way too fix cooking on the weekend. Make corn bread and chili on friday. All weekend meals solved.

 

[AKentuckyLady]

Simple way too fix cooking on the weekend. Make corn bread and chili on friday. All weekend meals solved.

I follow a keto lifestyle - so beans and bread are out All whole foods, no grains, beans, potatoes, rice, sugar, processed foods and very little fruit except berries. So I have to actually cook.

Sounds restrictive but I sleep better, feel better, have more energy and lots and lots of stamina

 

[thejabber27]

I follow a keto lifestyle - so beans and bread are out All whole foods, no grains, beans, potatoes, rice, sugar, processed foods and very little fruit except berries. So I have to actually cook.

Sounds restrictive but I sleep better, feel better, have more energy and lots and lots of stamina

Challenge accepted. I see corn isn't on that list. I assume that's the main source of carbs in the diet? I will find you a good leftovers dish!!!

 

[AKentuckyLady]

Challenge accepted. I see corn isn't on that list. I assume that's the main source of carbs in the diet? I will find you a good leftovers dish!!!

Nope, no corn or peas either. Too high in natural sugars. I keep it to 15 carbs a day, mainly from salad greens, cucumbers, celery, and cheese

You can make me a filet mignon with herb butter, with a silky cauliflower puree and a green salad. I might have to reward you fairly pleasantly for that!

 

[thejabber27]

Nope, no corn or peas either. Too high in natural sugars. I keep it to 15 carbs a day, mainly from salad greens, cucumbers, celery, and cheese

You can make me a filet mignon with herb butter, with a silky cauliflower puree and a green salad. I might have to reward you fairly pleasantly for that!

You realize this shouldn't be used long term? Ketosis does bad things to the liver long term....

Anyways, a big pot of soup sounds in order here.

 

[AKentuckyLady]

You realize this shouldn't be used long term? Ketosis does bad things to the liver long term....

Anyways, a big pot of soup sounds in order here.

You're confusing ketosis with ketoacidosis. Big difference It's a common misconception.