Litiquette V

Enjoying your Literotica porn? Which are you more willing to do?

  • Enjoy whatever is posted

    Votes: 193 60.9%
  • Try to find the most erotic images you can find and share them

    Votes: 34 10.7%
  • Post porn as a way to entice more PMs

    Votes: 10 3.2%
  • Post porn as shock value

    Votes: 2 0.6%
  • Use the porn you see here to masturbate to

    Votes: 78 24.6%

  • Total voters
    317
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It's turkey weekend in canuck land....happy gobble weekend!!!!!

I noticed that this weekend while in maple syrup land... you celebrate thanksgiving on the wrong day in the wrong month. Please celebrate on the correct, American day in November. Thank you.
 
Thinking the US should have a"thank-you Canada" day for just being so darn nice.

What holiday would you like to see created? We could use a few more long weekends, somebody think of something good and let's get this done!
 
I would like to see the first weekend in October (yes, and the Monday to make it a long weekend) be Politics Free weekend. Right about a month before election day, and everyone is sick and tired of the constant barrage of campaigning. So Saturday through Monday we have no campaigning, no news of the candidates, no photo ops or sound bites. Just a three day break from it all before the final push. Instead, festivals, carnivals, outdoor movies in the park, all kinds of stuff.
 
Yard work day. I feel like it should be every Friday. And I shouldn't have to go to work. That way, I can stay home and do my own yard work rather than paying someone.
 
An I Forgot Day.
.... to go to work
.... make dinner
.... keep my manners inline.
.... cross my legs while wearing a skirt.
 
An I Forgot Day.
.... to go to work
.... make dinner
.... keep my manners inline.
.... cross my legs while wearing a skirt.

Hmm. There's one of those that I am very interested in.


Just how did you forget to make dinner? ;)
 
Damn, it's Monday already.

I woke up a little grumbly this morning, any one have a Monday morning picker-upper that will help get things back on track?

What's your Monday morning strategy?
 
Damn, it's Monday already.

I woke up a little grumbly this morning, any one have a Monday morning picker-upper that will help get things back on track?

What's your Monday morning strategy?

Sleep a bit too late, indulge in an extra Big O, make coffee, remind myself I'm thankful to love my job and get my ass in gear .
However. ..it's a holiday here today...♡
 
Damn, it's Monday already.

I woke up a little grumbly this morning, any one have a Monday morning picker-upper that will help get things back on track?

What's your Monday morning strategy?

Divide it up into quarters. Like football. Just get it done a bit at a time. Take breaks. Enjoy the weather. Have an extra coffee. Flirt a little. Makes the day, really a good day. :)
 
I don't really have a Monday "pick me up". I just generally refuse to give into the "It's Monday" sentiment, and purpose in my head thatvit will be a great day.
 
Just how did you forget to make dinner? ;)

I'm the only one that cooks in the house. Can't really forget, maybe I'll just pretend I forgot. Fingers crossed someone will order takeout?!

Damn, it's Monday already.

I woke up a little grumbly this morning, any one have a Monday morning picker-upper that will help get things back on track?

Take a moment to reflect where you are and then the journey to that sweet spot. All the smiles and laughs will flood your thoughts and remind you what you have is truly amazing.
And if that doesn't work, I endorse anything chocolate. :heart:
 
I'm the only one that cooks in the house. Can't really forget, maybe I'll just pretend I forgot. Fingers crossed someone will order takeout?!



Take a moment to reflect where you are and then the journey to that sweet spot. All the smiles and laughs will flood your thoughts and remind you what you have is truly amazing.
And if that doesn't work, I endorse anything chocolate. :heart:

I figured as much. And can't go wrong with chocolate. That's all I have to say about that!

Happy Monday folks!
 
If it's a work day, I rush out of bed, make coffee, pull on scrubs, go

If it's not a work day on a Monday, I indulge in an unpredictable lazy morning.
 
I was up at 4:45am today, so the strategy involved a large Dunkin' Donuts coffee. Three creams and two sugars. God bless America. :D
 
Coffee has saved Dunkin Donuts, although I am partial to their non-coffee products :cool:

What old brand do you still frequent/use mostly out of habit? How strong is your brand loyalty? Will you chase pennies and swap at the drop of a hat? Do friends influence your decisions?

And a last thought, Walmart will have nearly $500billion in revenue this year. That's a lot for a store that few admit going to and everyone seems to disparage. Me thinks many of us sneak in and hope no one sees us there.
 
I'm a Noxzema girl. I think that qualifies as an old brand, right?

My grandma used it (and had beautiful skin, btw) and my mom and the tradition was passed down to me and my sisters. Can't be convinced to buy the fancy hocus pocus face lotions.

Edit: And I loathe Wal-Mart. I truly avoid it at all costs.
 
Shortest derail ever. Lol

We all have completely worthless knowledge floating around our brains. Maybe you know how the first Q-tip was invented, maybe you know how the sundae came to be, could be that you know the year each state was formed in the US.

Today's your day. Impress us with your useless knowledge. Wow us with an arcane fact. Make us jealous that you know you shit, literally. Lol

Happy Wednesday! :cool:
 
Shortest derail ever. Lol

We all have completely worthless knowledge floating around our brains. Maybe you know how the first Q-tip was invented, maybe you know how the sundae came to be, could be that you know the year each state was formed in the US.

Today's your day. Impress us with your useless knowledge. Wow us with an arcane fact. Make us jealous that you know you shit, literally. Lol

Happy Wednesday! :cool:

A pig can orgasm for 30 minutes ...

:D

Jus thought you'd like to know.
 
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