Litiquette V

[SimplyMsT]

That's exactly what I was looking for. Well done! Lucky pig.

*takes a bow*

My pleasure ...

 

[beachbaby179]

In the 2010 Olympics, a Norwegian skier named Odd lost his event. When asked what went wrong, he said he'd been watching too much porn and not focusing on skiing.

Good morning.

 

[ChainedUp]

In the 2010 Olympics, a Norwegian skier named Odd lost his event. When asked what went wrong, he said he'd been watching too much porn and not focusing on skiing.

Good morning.

Now that is odd.

 

[beachbaby179]

One more... in my profession it's useful to have useless information.

Rice Krispies used to have a fourth guy. Snap, Crackle and Pop briefly had a friend named Pow.

 

[ChainedUp]

One more... in my profession it's useful to have useless information.

Rice Krispies used to have a fourth guy. Snap, Crackle and Pop briefly had a friend named Pow.

That could have been a great Batman cereal.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

To all you PBJ sandwich crazies--

The FDA allows an average of 30 or more insect fragments and one or more rodent hairs per 100 grams of peanut butter.

 

[ChainedUp]

To all you PBJ sandwich crazies--

The FDA allows an average of 30 or more insect fragments and one or more rodent hairs per 100 grams of peanut butter.

That's disgusting.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

That's disgusting.

So are PBJ sandwiches!

 

[ChainedUp]

So are PBJ sandwiches!

Fuck, way to ruin lunch

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Fuck, way to ruin lunch

Shakes head. I'm getting all sorts of finger waggling today.
Go with a turkey sandwich, you'll live.

 

[ChainedUp]

Shakes head. I'm getting all sorts of finger waggling today.
Go with a turkey sandwich, you'll live.

Lots of finger waggles? Are they well earned?

I think I'll go meatball sandwich.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Lots of finger waggles? Are they well earned?

I think I'll go meatball sandwich.

I'm maintaining angel hours at the moment. Halo, wings and all. It's really quite impressive. Earned finger waggles, maybe. Jury is still out on that.

 

[ChainedUp]

I'm maintaining angel hours at the moment. Halo, wings and all. It's really quite impressive. Earned finger waggles, maybe. Jury is still out on that.

Wow, you'll have to change your name to SMAngelwife.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Wow, you'll have to change your name to SMAngelwife.

Don't count on it.

 

[ChainedUp]

Don't count on it.

As the saying goes "watch this space" lol

 

[ChainedUp]

Show's over, move along, nothing to see here

 

[ChainedUp]

To get things back on track:

The strawberry is not technically a berry but the banana and tomato are.

 

[beachbaby179]

Speaking of bananas,

 

[ChainedUp]

What kind of face are they making, it creeps me out!

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Show's over, move along, nothing to see here

:caning:

Ok, thinking back to the countless hours of Art History I sat through.
The Mona Lisa by daVinci is only 2’6” by 1’9”. It's Just a little painting.

 

[ChainedUp]

:caning:

Ok, thinking back to the countless hours of Art History I sat through.
The Mona Lisa by daVinci is only 2’6” by 1’9”. It's Just a little painting.

Seriously. What's that giant thing in the Louvre?

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Seriously. What's that giant thing in the Louvre?

The Wedding at Cana, by Veronese. Pretty sure it's the largest painting there. I can critique it if you like, use big words like juxtaposition, the mood and expression of the painting.

 

[Amalgamation]

The Wedding at Cana, by Veronese. Pretty sure it's the largest painting there. I can critique it if you like, use big words like juxtaposition, the mood and expression of the painting.

Do it.

 

[ChainedUp]

The Wedding at Cana, by Veronese. Pretty sure it's the largest painting there. I can critique it if you like, use big words like juxtaposition, the mood and expression of the painting.

Stand back, I got this:

As a Mannerist painting, The Wedding at Cana comprehends the stylistic influences of the ideals of compositional harmony of artists such as Leonardo, Raphael, and Michelangelo, especially his early paintings. Whereas the art of the High Renaissance emphasized ideal proportion, balance, and beauty, Mannerism exaggerated those ideals of figure, light, and colour, with asymmetric and unnaturally elegant compositions.

In executing the painting in the Mannerist style of compositional tension and instability, Veronese used technical artifice, social intellect, and cultural sophistication for The Wedding at Cana to tell a Biblical story to the viewer.

 

[Lord Pmann]

A pig can orgasm for 30 minutes ...



Jus thought you'd like to know.

No wonder Trump/Bill Clinton are always groping women.

(I included them both, to keep it bipartisan.