Lit People Limericks

[cookiejar]

Hey let's be creative.....make up a limerick about someone on Lit....on the boards or in chat......



For biggbear8


There once was a man named Bear
who never thought someone would care
till cookie came along
wearing a thong
now Bear has a jar in his lair!






cookie

 

[~Dream~]

well this lady came named cookiejar
she really shined just like a star
the men would come
from all around
when they heard sweet cookie was in town

 

[cookiejar]

For RAW1966



There once was an Aussie named Rob
who wanted someone to suck on his knob
so he looked for a lady
who was slightly shady
now she has Rob on the cob!







cookie

 

[~Dream~]

can I do another ?

i'm really quite good at it lol

Dracoa is a friend of mine
who has a sexy voice
and if You ever heard it
You'd know YOU HAVE NO choice
whenever He speaks
tho its only a word
It's one of the Best sounds
that I've ever heard

 

[cookiejar]

For ~Dream~



There was a sexy lady named Dream
who tasted like peaches and cream
cried her sexy master
one kiss won't last 'er
but wow can that babe scream!






cookie

 

[~Dream~]

lol 1 on myself , Cookie .. I LOVE yours BY the way !!


when Dream goes down
upon a man
You cannot stop her
No one can
She likes to keep "Him'
"UP' all nite
It really is an AWESOME sight


ROFLMFAO!!! i'M loving this!!

 

[~Dream~]

For ~Dream~



There was a sexy lady named Dream
who tasted like peaches and cream
cried her sexy master
one kiss won't last 'er
but wow can that babe scream!






cookie

__________

lmfao @ Us!1 love ya Cookie , that was great!!

 

[cookiejar]

lol 1 on myself , Cookie .. I LOVE yours BY the way !!







when Dream goes down
upon a man
You cannot stop her
No one can
She likes to keep "Him'
"UP' all nite
It really is an AWESOME sight


ROFLMFAO!!! i'M loving this!!

Hugssss honey.....I love to laugh and I love you!!!




cookie

 

[~Dream~]

My Master's name
it may be Art
But He Controls
Not just my heart
He sometimes likes
to spank my *ASS*
I love it when
He teaches class!! (spankin 101) lmfao

 

[~Dream~]

for Rosylady

uh oh here goes.. lol

Now Rosylady
she's quite a gal
she's cookiejar's
most favorite pal
Sweet Rosy she makes many smile
she'll always go "that extra mile "

lol I love you Rosy (hides)

 

[cookiejar]

For Rosylady


There was a hot chick named Rosy
she met a man....got quite cozy
he pulled off her shirt
and lifted her skirt
now Rosy's man is quite nosy!!



Pick on Rosy time! lol






cookie

 

[RAW1966]

TO A WONDERFUL SWEET LADY COOKIE

COOKIE IS SO SWEET
SHE IS GOOD ENOUGH TO EAT
LOVE IT WHEN SHE BEATS MY MEAT
THEN I GIVE HER SOMETHING GOOD TO BEAT
SHE THINKS IT IS A GREAT TREAT
SHE JUMPS TO HER FEET
AND BEGS FOR HER TREAT
AS SHE GOES WILD EATING MY MEAT



TO MY SWEET SEXY ANGEL ALWAYS YOURS THINK OF U EVERY MINUTE OF THE DAY U ADORABLE WOMEN

 

[rosylady]

LOL out of the two of them I like Dreams the best. but they are both funny. I'll be back when my brain isn't sleeping.

 

[~Dream~]

takes a bow .. ty Rosy lol

Blue Dolphin Is HIS NAME i KNOW
He goes to places women go
You'll find Him wrting poetry
that many people love to read
He loves to flirt cause
thats just Him
you should really watch
that dolphin swim!!

 

[~Dream~]

her name is Kayte ,she really cares
she is my friend ,she's always there
if ever you need help ,ya see
just run to Kayte, for there she'll be
she's really sweet and very smart
she has a warm and caring heart

 

[biggbear8]

limericks

theres a sweet lady name dream
her master makes her scream
she loves her masters cream
then she on top she never stops
till her master drops


hugs and kisses dream

 

[~Dream~]

Re: limericks

theres a sweet lady name dream
her master makes her scream
she loves her masters cream
then she on top she never stops
till her master drops


hugs and kisses dream

_____________

lmfao @ you baby that was funny


there's a man on lit
His name is biggbear
HEeally fills out
His underwear
when the ladies say "come'
it dont matter where
they just wiggle their hips
and bigbear is there!

 

[biggbear8]

limericks

theres a lady named tiger jen
who wants to be eaten hours on end
along comes bear with his long snort and tongue
went hunting for some honey so sweet
started licking and now shes beat


hugs jen

 

[biggbear8]

limericks

here was a lady named cookie
who wanted some nookie
along came bigbear
and said ill take good care
and showed im no rookie
now im in her little black bookie

 

[RAW1966]

TO DREAM

TO A LADY NAMED DREAM HER MASTER MAKES HER SCREAM
BEATS HER WITH A WHIP GIVES HER A GOOD CLIP
THEN SHE WONT EVER GIVE HIM ANY LIP

 

[Blue Dolphin]

Re: takes a bow .. ty Rosy lol

Blue Dolphin Is HIS NAME i KNOW
He goes to places women go
You'll find Him wrting poetry
that many people love to read
He loves to flirt cause
thats just Him
you should really watch
that dolphin swim!!

ROFLMFAO
luvs ya dream
BD

 

[Ladybird]

His name is Don, but he's no a duck..
I believe however that he likes to .... ?
He also likes the General Board,
where his pen is mightier than a sword.
He's an Aussie, what more can I say,
just that we all love him, come what may.

 

[kikmosa]

There once was a lass named Lady
Who I must admit was a bit shady
She loved to chase men
She'd catch them and then
Serve them to Dragonette with gravy

 

[kikmosa]

Bashful is a real sweet guy
And though he is awfully shy
I'd give him a hug
On my heart string he tugs
And his AV's are hot.. oh my....

 

[Ladybird]

I have a friend here named kiki,
who's warm and friendly,and decidedly witty.
She taunts and teases,
whom ever she pleases..
and then puts it all into a ditty!

Love ya kiki