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The boy said he wanted to see
A pretty girl squat when she pee.
So down came her pants,
And up popped some ants
 
The boy said he wanted to see
A pretty girl squat when she pee.
So down came her pants,
And up popped some ants
Who swam around in her wee
 
Your tits are more than a mouthful
Mouthing one may be quite doubtful
 
Your tits are more than a mouthful
Mouthing one may be quite doubtful
Caressing your nips
 
Your tits are more than a mouthful
Mouthing one may be quite doubtful
Caressing your nips
Grasping those soft hips
 
Your tits are more than a mouthful
Mouthing one may be quite doubtful
Caressing your nips
Grasping those soft hips
Both much more than a handful.
 
A buxom young woman from Bath
Found a handsome young man in her path
She lifted her top
 
A buxom young woman from Bath
Found a handsome young man in her path
She lifted her top
-the man was a cop!
Greeted her as Officer McGrath
 
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A humongously hung man called Stan
Met a girl who was a big fan
She loved his big dick
 
A humongously hung man called Stan
Met a girl who was a big fan
She loved his big dick
And moved in on the quick
Because he fucked her like no one else can
 
Pussy, fanny or cunt
Don’t matter when I’m on the hunt
Curvaceous or small
 
Pussy, fanny or cunt
Don’t matter when I’m on the hunt
Curvaceous or small
Short, round or tall
 
Pussy, fanny or cunt
Don’t matter when I’m on the hunt
Curvaceous or small
Short, round or tall
Anything will do, not to be blunt
 
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