Lit Limericks - one line at a time - 2

[Cymru9696]

He looked in the mirror and frowned
His ass, he showed her, had browned
She went for the bleach
And polished his peach
Then she did the same to her mound

 

[munch2much]

A proud young man from Berlin

 

[Jasmine12345]

A proud young man from Berlin
He said he'll meet me at the bar shaved and clean

 

[Trubbycat]

A proud young man from Berlin
He said he'll meet me at the bar shaved and clean
But when he came out

 

[Jasmine12345]

A proud young man from Berlin
He said he'll meet me at the bar shaved and clean
But when he came out
He turned out talking out loud

 

[Cymru9696]

Limerick standards:

-5 lines
-88558 syllable count
-The final word of lines 1, 2 & 5 rhyme
-The final word of lines 3 & 4 also rhyme, but not the same as 1, 2 & 5

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

A proud young man from Berlin
He said he'll meet me at the bar shaved and clean
But when he came out
He turned out talking out loud
Too drunk to give her a good spin

 

[Trubbycat]

If you ever tie Linda up

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

If you ever tie Linda up
Be sure to give her a nice scrub

 

[Trubbycat]

If you ever tie Linda up
Be sure to give her a nice scrub
While soaping her tits

 

[AlexBailey]

If you ever tie Linda up
Be sure to give her a nice scrub
While soaping her tits
And grooming her bits

 

[Trubbycat]

If you ever tie Linda up
Be sure to give her a nice scrub
While soaping her tits
And grooming her bits
She'll cum so much you'll need a cup

 

[AlexBailey]

He was aching to have his cock sucked

 

[Trubbycat]

He was aching to have his cock sucked
And made a list of the ladies he'd fucked

 

[Tedfkats]

He was aching to have his cock sucked
And made a list of the ladies he'd fucked
They laughed at his calls

 

[Trubbycat]

He was aching to have his cock sucked
And made a list of the ladies he'd fucked
They laughed at his calls
And made fun of his balls

 

[AlexBailey]

He was aching to have his cock sucked
And made a list of the ladies he'd fucked
They laughed at his calls
And made fun of his balls
So he sat all alone and got drunk

 

[Trubbycat]

Jean Michael thought he was gay

 

[Cymru9696]

Jean Michael thought he was gay
So did his folks. What can you say?

 

[AlexBailey]

Jean Michael thought he was gay
So did his folks. What can you say?
whether cock or a slit

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Jean Michael thought he was gay
So did his folks. What can you say?
whether cock or a slit
he'll give it a spit

 

[Cymru9696]

Jean Michael thought he was gay
So did his folks. What can you say?
whether cock or a slit
he'll give it a spit
So in the end, he was a they

 

[munch2much]

There was a young lady from Maine

 

[Cymru9696]

There was a young lady from Maine
Orgasms she always did feign

 

[AlexBailey]

There was a young lady from Maine
Orgasms she always did feign
Until along came a girl