Lit Limericks - one line at a time - 2

[OrdinaryPerson]

The boy on the farm was so strong
With women, he could do no wrong
A roll in the hay
Outside by the bay

 

[Tedfkats]

The boy on the farm was so strong
With women, he could do no wrong
A roll in the hay
Outside by the bay
It was sad he couldn't last long.

 

[AlexBailey]

All throughout human history

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

All throughout human history
There is always some mystery

 

[Cymru9696]

All throughout human history
There is always some mystery
Finding the G spot

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

All throughout human history
There is always some mystery
Finding the G spot
Rubbing the right dot

 

[Trubbycat]

All throughout human history
There is always some mystery
Finding the G spot
Rubbing the right dot
Will turn this into a jizz story

 

[AsianFusion]

There was a young nympho from Orange

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

There was a young nympho from Orange
Who asked what the fuck is a sporange

 

[Tedfkats]

There was a young nympho from Orange
Who asked what the fuck is a sporange
Is it a sex toy?

 

[Trubbycat]

There was a young nympho from Orange
Who asked what the fuck is a sporange
Is it a sex toy?
Does it bring your twat joy?

 

[Cymru9696]

There was a young nympho from Orange
Who asked what the fuck is a sporange
Is it a sex toy?
Does it bring your twat joy?
Fuck that and go climb The Blorenge

 

[Trubbycat]

Jimmy fucked Paul in the ass

 

[Cymru9696]

Jimmy fucked Paul in the ass
Releasing some rank methane gas

 

[Trubbycat]

Jimmy fucked Paul in the ass
Releasing some rank methane gas
With each mighty push

 

[Cymru9696]

Jimmy fucked Paul in the ass
Releasing some rank methane gas
With each mighty push
Sulphur from his tush

 

[Trubbycat]

Jimmy fucked Paul in the ass
Releasing some rank methane gas
With each mighty push
Sulphur from his tush
Could melt a thick piece of glass

 

[Tedfkats]

Her ass was shaped like a peach

 

[Cymru9696]

Her ass was shaped like a peach
Firm, ripe and well within my reach

 

[Trubbycat]

Her ass was shaped like a peach
Firm, ripe and well within my reach
I sure liked the fuzz

 

[Cymru9696]

Her ass was shaped like a peach
Firm, ripe and well within my reach
I sure liked the fuzz
Feels like velvet does

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Her ass was shaped like a peach
Firm, ripe and well within my reach
I sure liked the fuzz
Feels like velvet does
Yummy, a shark said at the beach

 

[Tedfkats]

Her ass looked so good in those jeans

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Her ass looked so good in those jeans
Her hands gripped so many big peens

 

[SnowboardPeople]

Her ass looked so good in those jeans
Her hands gripped so many big peens
But her mouth was a virgin