Lit Limericks - one line at a time - 2

Haha you won!! In quality AND timing
He said cos this thread is all about rhyming
Its not just the speed
 
Haha you won!! In quality AND timing
He said cos this thread is all about rhyming
Its not just the speed
When doing this deed
 
I do think you both showed some wit
Its one of the wonders of Lit
To play sexy word games
With fun silly names
 
Haha you won!! In quality AND timing
He said cos this thread is all about rhyming
Its not just the speed
When doing this deed
And we ain’t nickle and diming
 
The change you seek can be found
You just have to look all around
A flip of the skirt
 
The change you seek can be found
You just have to look all around
A flip of the skirt
She wanted to flirt
 
The change you seek can be found
You just have to look all around
A flip of the skirt
She wanted to flirt
Surprise! A she-to-he mound!
 
Not once would they ever suggest
That they did it all in jest
One person' joke
 
Not once would they ever suggest
That they did it all in jest
One person‘s joke
An innocent poke
 
Not once would they ever suggest
That they did it all in jest
One person‘s joke
An innocent poke
Deflated that poor stripper's chest.
 
He woke with an iron-hard dick
Purple veins popping and quite thick
She wondered aloud
 
He woke with an iron-hard dick
Purple veins popping and quite thick
She wondered aloud
If she would get plowed
 
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