Lit Limericks - one line at a time - 2

[Cymru9696]

She noticed his Brioni suit
And said to him “Hey that’s a beaut.
Clothing makes the man
But he takes it in the can
And so do you. Will you dispute?

 

[Tedfkats]

The thong she had chosen was black

 

[Trubbycat]

The thong she had chosen was black
It slipped in so tight in her crack

 

[Tedfkats]

The thong she had chosen was black
It slipped in so tight in her crack
When she went to go pee

 

[Trubbycat]

The thong she had chosen was black
It slipped in so tight in her crack
When she went to go pee
She cried out in glee

 

[Tedfkats]

The thong she had chosen was black
It slipped in so tight in her crack
When she went to go pee
She cried out in glee
For privacy, it seems she did lack!

 

[Trubbycat]

If somebody offers you head

 

[Tedfkats]

"If somebody offers you head"
Confucius was thought to have said

 

[Trubbycat]

"If somebody offers you head"
Confucius was thought to have said
“You give them your cock”

 

[Tedfkats]

"If somebody offers you head"
Confucius was thought to have said
“You give them your cock
If hard like a rock"

 

[Trubbycat]

If somebody offers you head"
Confucius was thought to have said
“You give them your cock
If hard like a rock"
They’ll suck you until it is dead

 

[Firecracker]

The lights were all out in the house,

 

[Trubbycat]

The lights were all out in the house,
So Sally slipped out of her blouse

 

[Firecracker]

The lights were all out in the house,
So Sally slipped out of her blouse.
But to her surprise,

 

[Trubbycat]

The lights were all out in the house,
So Sally slipped out of her blouse.
But to her surprise,
From between her thighs

 

[Tedfkats]

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The lights were all out in the house,
So Sally slipped out of her blouse.
But to her surprise,
From between her thighs
Out crawled her long lost spouse.

 

[Tedfkats]

He wished he could read the girl's mind

 

[AlexBailey]

He wished he could read the girl's mind
He fantasized that he would find

 

[Tedfkats]

He wished he could read the girl's mind
He fantasized that he would find
The thought of his cock

 

[Firecracker]

He wished he could read the girl's mind
He fantasized that he would find
The thought of his cock
Around the clock

 

[Cymru9696]

He wished he could read the girl's mind
He fantasized that he would find
The thought of his cock
Around the clock
Filling her fully from behind

 

[Tedfkats]

He wished he could read the girl's mind
He fantasized that he would find
The thought of his cock
Around the clock
Ravishing her cute little behind.

 

[Cymru9696]

He wished he could read the girl's mind
He fantasized that he would find
The thought of his cock
Around the clock
Ravishing her cute little behind.

Jinx!

 

[Tedfkats]

Haha you won!! In quality AND timing

 

[may_I_please]

Haha you won!! In quality AND timing
He said cos this thread is all about rhyming