Lit Limericks - one line at a time - 2

[Trubbycat]

He looked at her ass from afar
Before collecting his teeth from the jar
He straightened his tie
And then clenched on her thigh
And then got kicked out of the bar

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

She has a date for Tuesday noon

 

[Thom_the_gleeman]

She has a date for Tuesday noon
To meet him in that cozy saloon

 

[Trubbycat]

She has a date for Tuesday noon
To meet him in that cozy saloon
She dressed in her best

 

[Cymru9696]

She has a date for Tuesday noon
To meet him in that cozy saloon
She dressed in her best
Exposing some chest

 

[Tedfkats]

She has a date for Tuesday noon
To meet him in that cozy saloon
She dressed in her best
Exposing some chest
They won't even get to the room

 

[Trubbycat]

While boning a young girl named Daisy

 

[Tedfkats]

While boning a young girl named Daisy
He tired, and then he got lazy

 

[Trubbycat]

While boning a young girl named Daisy
He tired, and then he got lazy
He reached in the drawer

 

[Tedfkats]

While boning a young girl named Daisy
He tired, and then he got lazy
He reached in the drawer
And much to his horror

 

[Cymru9696]

While boning a young girl named Daisy
He tired, and then he got lazy
He reached in the drawer
And much to his horror
Discovered a sext from Jay-Z

 

[Trubbycat]

His balls were so heavy and sore

 

[steelyblue73]

His balls were so heavy and sore
As they stretched nearly to the floor

 

[Cymru9696]

His balls were so heavy and sore
As they stretched nearly to the floor
As best as he could

 

[Trubbycat]

His balls were so heavy and sore
As they stretched nearly to the floor
As best as he could
They ached when he stood

 

[Cymru9696]

His balls were so heavy and sore
As they stretched nearly to the floor
As best as he could
They ached when he stood
This all happens at eighty-four

 

[Trubbycat]

Bondage got Sally so wet

 

[Tedfkats]

Bondage got Sally so wet
The ropes, they came in a set

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Bondage got Sally so wet
The ropes, they came in a set
She came at the thought

 

[Tedfkats]

Bondage got Sally so wet
The ropes, they came in a set
She came at the thought
Of that one giant knot

 

[Trubbycat]

Bondage got Sally so wet
The ropes, they came in a set
She came at the thought
Of that one giant knot
And they still haven't cleaned it all yet

 

[Trubbycat]

If you want to have sex with Miss Rhonda

 

[Cymru9696]

If you want to have sex with Miss
Rhonda
Who looks a lot like Jane Fonda

 

[Trubbycat]

If you want to have sex with Miss Rhonda
Who looks a lot like Jane Fonda
To get her all loose

 

[Cymru9696]

If you want to have sex with Miss Rhonda
Who looks a lot like Jane Fonda
To get her all loose
She’ll want some man-juice