Lit Limericks - one line at a time - 2

She never wore panties to bed
Was easier to play instead
Nothing in the way
 
She never wore panties to bed
Was easier to play instead
Nothing in the way
Doing what you may
 
She never wore panties to bed
Was easier to play instead
Nothing in the way
Doing what you may
And then that selfish bastard who can never seem to just make it about me wants head
 
hahahahahaha.. couldn't help myself

:::cough::: ::serious::

She never wore panties to bed
Was easier to play instead
Nothing in the way
Doing what you may
The two in the image well fed ;)
 
hahahahahaha.. couldn't help myself

:caning::caning:
:::cough::: ::serious::

She never wore panties to bed
Was easier to play instead
Nothing in the way
Doing what you may
The two in the image well fed ;)


She was hungry two hours hence
 
She was hungry two hours hence
No money, not even as pence
A tin cup raised
 
She was hungry two hours hence
No money, not even as pence
A tin cup raised
She was hardly dazed
 
She was hungry two hours hence
No money, not even as pence
A tin cup raised
She was hardly dazed
So she then entertained three gents
 
When Harry met Sally he said:
“I feel as though I’ve been misled.”
You said you love head
 
When Harry met Sally he said:
“I feel as though I’ve been misled.”
You said you love head
But I find out instead
 
When Harry met Sally he said:
“I feel as though I’ve been misled.”
You said you love head
But I find out instead
You’re the bottom for our friend, Fred
 
She complained that he came too quick
So she hauled off and punched his dick
“Well that wasn’t nice!”
 
She complained that he came too quick
So she hauled off and punched his dick
“Well that wasn’t nice!”
So she hit it twice
Then he doubled over quite sick.
 
"You people are nuts!" she proclaimed
I pulled out of her; I was so ashamed
We all ran for the door
 
“You people are nuts!" she proclaimed
I pulled out of her; so ashamed
We all ran for the door
And then slipped on the floor
 
“You people are nuts!" she proclaimed
I pulled out of her; so ashamed
We all ran for the door
And then slipped on the floor
‘Cos someone peed not where they aimed
 
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