Lit Limericks - one line at a time - 2

[GiggLeGasm]

She never wore panties to bed

 

[LiveWire64]

She never wore panties to bed
Was easier to play instead

 

[MisterTom]

She never wore panties to bed
Was easier to play instead
Nothing in the way

 

[Cymru9696]

She never wore panties to bed
Was easier to play instead
Nothing in the way
Doing what you may

 

[GiggLeGasm]

She never wore panties to bed
Was easier to play instead
Nothing in the way
Doing what you may
And then that selfish bastard who can never seem to just make it about me wants head

 

[GiggLeGasm]

hahahahahaha.. couldn't help myself

:::cough::: ::serious::

She never wore panties to bed
Was easier to play instead
Nothing in the way
Doing what you may
The two in the image well fed

 

[Cymru9696]

hahahahahaha.. couldn't help myself

:caning::caning:
:::cough::: ::serious::

She never wore panties to bed
Was easier to play instead
Nothing in the way
Doing what you may
The two in the image well fed

She was hungry two hours hence

 

[DeckardNYC]

She was hungry two hours hence
No money, not even as pence

 

[Cymru9696]

She was hungry two hours hence
No money, not even as pence
A tin cup raised

 

[LiveWire64]

She was hungry two hours hence
No money, not even as pence
A tin cup raised
She was hardly dazed

 

[Cymru9696]

She was hungry two hours hence
No money, not even as pence
A tin cup raised
She was hardly dazed
So she then entertained three gents

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

When Harry met Sally he said:

 

[Cymru9696]

When Harry met Sally he said:
“I feel as though I’ve been misled.”

 

[DeckardNYC]

When Harry met Sally he said:
“I feel as though I’ve been misled.”
You said you love head

 

[MisterTom]

When Harry met Sally he said:
“I feel as though I’ve been misled.”
You said you love head
But I find out instead

 

[Cymru9696]

When Harry met Sally he said:
“I feel as though I’ve been misled.”
You said you love head
But I find out instead
You’re the bottom for our friend, Fred

 

[MisterTom]

She complained he came too quick

 

[Mr Noone]

She complained that he came too quick
So she hauled off and punched his dick
“Well that wasn’t nice!”

 

[Mr Noone]

She complained that he came too quick
So she hauled off and punched his dick
“Well that wasn’t nice!”
So she hit it twice
Then he doubled over quite sick.

 

[GiggLeGasm]

"You people are nuts!" she proclaimed

 

[DeckardNYC]

"You people are nuts!" she proclaimed
I pulled out of her; I was so ashamed

 

[MisterTom]

"You people are nuts!" she proclaimed
I pulled out of her; I was so ashamed
We all ran for the door

 

[Mr Noone]

“You people are nuts!" she proclaimed
I pulled out of her; so ashamed
We all ran for the door
And then slipped on the floor

 

[Cymru9696]

“You people are nuts!" she proclaimed
I pulled out of her; so ashamed
We all ran for the door
And then slipped on the floor
‘Cos someone peed not where they aimed

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

He wrote a poem for his wife