Lit Limericks - one line at a time - 2

She swallowed her morning delight
Some rolled down her chin, what a sight!
 
She swallowed her morning delight
Some rolled down her chin, what a sight!
She scooped with a finger
 
She swallowed her morning delight
Some rolled down her chin, what a sight!
She scooped with a finger
Hoping he'd bring her
 
She swallowed her morning delight
Some rolled down her chin, what a sight!
She scooped with a finger
Hoping he'd bring her
A hot moist towel, cotton white
 
Do stay for breakfast, loverboy
So many tasty things to enjoy
Lets take the whole day
 
Do stay for breakfast, loverboy
So many tasty things to enjoy
Lets take the whole day
I won’t make you pay
 
Do stay for breakfast, loverboy
So many tasty things to enjoy
Lets take the whole day
I won’t make you pay
Then it’s round two with your boy-toy
 
Charlie stopped home for a nooner
He really wanted it sooner
Barely through the gate
 
Charlie stopped home for a nooner
He really wanted it sooner
Barely through the gate
And unable to wait
 
Charlie stopped home for a nooner
He really wanted it sooner
Barely through the gate
And unable to wait
He set a course to ruin 'er
 
A tryst in city not theirs
Passion to which nothing compares
Air Tag in bag!?!
 
Aa tryst in city not theirs
Passion to which nothing compares
Air Tag in bag!?!
Made him nearly gag
 
A tryst in city not theirs
Passion to which nothing compares
Air Tag in bag!?!
Made him nearly gag
"Busted!" he said, "who cares!!"
 
When he caught her quite by surprise
Saw his best friend between her thighs
 
When he caught her quite by surprise
Saw his best friend between her thighs
It was his cello
 
When he caught her quite by surprise
Saw his best friend between her thighs
It was his cello
“What’s that?” he did bellow
 
When he caught her quite by surprise
Saw his best friend between her thighs
It was his cello
“What’s that?” he did bellow
"Hell, I'm going out with the guys
 
Back
Top