Lit Limericks - one line at a time - 2

[Cymru9696]

She swallowed her morning delight
Some rolled down her chin, what a sight!

 

[DeckardNYC]

She swallowed her morning delight
Some rolled down her chin, what a sight!
She scooped with a finger

 

[GiggLeGasm]

She swallowed her morning delight
Some rolled down her chin, what a sight!
She scooped with a finger
Hoping he'd bring her

 

[Cymru9696]

She swallowed her morning delight
Some rolled down her chin, what a sight!
She scooped with a finger
Hoping he'd bring her
A hot moist towel, cotton white

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Do stay for breakfast, loverboy

 

[MisterTom]

Do stay for breakfast, loverboy
So many tasty things to enjoy

 

[DeckardNYC]

Do stay for breakfast, loverboy
So many tasty things to enjoy
Lets take the whole day

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Do stay for breakfast, loverboy
So many tasty things to enjoy
Lets take the whole day
I won’t make you pay

 

[Cymru9696]

Do stay for breakfast, loverboy
So many tasty things to enjoy
Lets take the whole day
I won’t make you pay
Then it’s round two with your boy-toy

 

[DeckardNYC]

Charlie stopped home for a nooner

 

[AZDryHeat]

Charlie stopped home for a nooner
He really wanted it sooner

 

[GiggLeGasm]

Charlie stopped home for a nooner
He really wanted it sooner
Barely through the gate

 

[EbersMoll]

Charlie stopped home for a nooner
He really wanted it sooner
Barely through the gate
And unable to wait

 

[GiggLeGasm]

Charlie stopped home for a nooner
He really wanted it sooner
Barely through the gate
And unable to wait
He set a course to ruin 'er

 

[Cymru9696]

A tryst in city not theirs

 

[GiggLeGasm]

A tryst in city not theirs
Passion to which nothing compares

 

[DeckardNYC]

A tryst in city not theirs
Passion to which nothing compares
Air Tag in bag!?!

 

[AZDryHeat]

Aa tryst in city not theirs
Passion to which nothing compares
Air Tag in bag!?!
Made him nearly gag

 

[DeckardNYC]

A tryst in city not theirs
Passion to which nothing compares
Air Tag in bag!?!
Made him nearly gag
"Busted!" he said, "who cares!!"

 

[Cymru9696]

When he caught her quite by surprise

 

[MisterTom]

When he caught her quite by surprise
Saw his best friend between her thighs

 

[Cymru9696]

When he caught her quite by surprise
Saw his best friend between her thighs
It was his cello

 

[jengil]

When he caught her quite by surprise
Saw his best friend between her thighs
It was his cello
“What’s that?” he did bellow

 

[DeckardNYC]

When he caught her quite by surprise
Saw his best friend between her thighs
It was his cello
“What’s that?” he did bellow
"Hell, I'm going out with the guys

 

[yabadabadoo23]

When the wounds will finally heal
From little Bug's birthing you'll kneel