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She was naked and cold in the snow
But still he fucked her nice and slow
The Eskimo way
 
She was naked and cold in the snow
But still he fucked her nice and slow
The Eskimo way
Frozen ass at play
 
She was naked and cold in the snow
But still he fucked her nice and slow
The Eskimo way
Frozen ass at play
A fudgesicle! What do you know?
 
She ducked low as the snowballs flew
But there was the guy she just blew
She swallowed it all
 
She ducked low as the snowballs flew
But there was the guy she just blew
She swallowed it all
A different snowball!





Bumping the thread
 
She ducked low as the snowballs flew
But there was the guy she just blew
She swallowed it all
A different snowball!
Her mouth opened, showing the goo
 
The snowman was built with a cock
For a condom it wore a sock
From the look of it's eyes
 
The snowman was built with a cock
For a condom it wore a sock
From the look of it's eyes
Her ass was the prize
 
The snowman was built with a cock
For a condom it wore a sock
From the look of it's eyes
Her ass was the prize
She was soon impaled on his rock
 
Casual Friday was her fave
Her outfits the boys would rave.
Showing lots of her thigh
 
Casual Friday was her fave
Her outfits the boys would rave.
Showing lots of her thigh
The guys would wave hi
 
Casual Friday was her fave
Her outfits the boys would rave.
Showing lots of her thigh
The guys would wave hi
Although she really needed a shave
 
On casual Friday, no bra
Her nipples stood out so far
“My eyes are up here!”
 
On casual Friday, no bra
Her nipples stood out so far
“My eyes are up here!”
She said like a cheer
 
On casual Friday, no bra
Her nipples stood out so far
“My eyes are up here!”
She said like a cheer
“If you like these, you should see ma!”
 
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