Limericks at 10 Paces

[middlestump1]

That's just the end of round one,
The battle has only begun,
One punch under the belt
Will soon see him melt,
He'll be walking around like a nun.

 

[middlestump1]

Bear seems in some kind of hell,
'Ding', he's been saved by the bell,
With that illegal punch,
I heard a big crunch,
Perhaps we should call him Danielle.

 

[middlestump1]

Silky is towelling my brow
And Cookie is joining in now,
They're checking my cup,
My cock's just jumped up,
I'll finish Bear then take my bow

 

[middlestump1]

With cookie and silk in the shower,
We've been here for nearly an hour,
Girls, don't gobble so fast
All along my mast
There's plenty for you to devour

 

[biggbear8]

That Bear's shaping up like a southpaw
I'm gonna get him with "shock and awe",
He'll soon be having second thoughts
After i've hit his chin of rose quartz
and he's picking his teeth off the floor.

no shock and awe coming my way
when the ladies are holding all day
i had second thoughts
posting those limericks or naught
in my mouth my teeth well stay

 

[biggbear8]

That's just the end of round one,
The battle has only begun,
One punch under the belt
Will soon see him melt,
He'll be walking around like a nun.

round one is all done
and nobody really won
are you a one punch wonder
if so thats a blunder
on to round two my son

 

[biggbear8]

Bear seems in some kind of hell,
'Ding', he's been saved by the bell,
With that illegal punch,
I heard a big crunch,
Perhaps we should call him Danielle.

im like the old toy do u remember
or are you to old in the month of september
the weebles wobble but dont fall down
and ill retain my crown
at the end or round ten hope u them remember

 

[biggbear8]

Silky is towelling my brow
And Cookie is joining in now,
They're checking my cup,
My cock's just jumped up,
I'll finish Bear then take my bow

towelling ur brow
telling u im standing straight now
why check your cup
theres nthing to jump up
and ill be the one taking a bow

 

[barn888]

Bumpitybump.

 

[cookiejar]

Bear and MS are starting to box
No gloves, just using their cox
a right upper cross
both want to be boss
Of a Lit lady who's a fox!!

 

[Whispered_Promises]

Wow ! I missed most of the fight.....ok, boys....let's see who is the real cock of the hen-house !

 

[biggbear8]

Wow ! I missed most of the fight.....ok, boys....let's see who is the real cock of the hen-house !

now bear he roosts the den
were al the ladies are as beautiful as sin
with a gentle hug and kiss
the ladies smile with bliss
and linger in the bear den

 

[biggbear8]

its actualy cookie who rules the lair
she set all the snares
the ladies and the guys
all send her replies
and she the queen who really cares

 

[biggbear8]

WP the pretty litle vixin
a romantic setting she fixin
the moon is out
and candles all about
and waiting for bear and his kissin

 

[biggbear8]

WHISPERED PROMISES the lady so sweet
hearts desires at every beat
whsipers promises in an ear
wishing for her desire to be near
and hoping for him to meet

 

[biggbear8]

temptress the lady so fine
always dresses to the nines
whether s she dancing
or just prancing
she is one cool drink of wine

 

[biggbear8]

Vinde that lady loves to cuddle
wraps her arms around you and snuggles
holding each other tight
just seems very right
all night long we cuddle

 

[biggbear8]

1sexylady she dances in the streets
watching her is really a treat
as she swings and sways
nothing seems to get in her way
as she moves to the beat

 

[biggbear8]

angel of sex love to go out on the town
take everyone who is around
dancing and dining
and even drinking some winee
as she starts booggiing on down

 

[biggbear8]

spiderlady sitting there sipping
and strawberries she dipping
with her sexy smile
the guys come from miles
to feed strawberries to this lady tipping

 

[biggbear8]

silky now that lady is smooth
she does everything with a groove
when she takes your hand
moving to the beat of the band
and she does it soooooooooo smooth

 

[biggbear8]

barn that cool dude isnt lax
like to dress up to the max
a gentle man all the way
gently holding the ladies as they sway
and he isnt even taxed

 

[barn888]

barn that cool dude isnt lax
like to dress up to the max
a gentle man all the way
gently holding the ladies as they sway
and he isnt even taxed

LOL, you are talented Sir.

 

[barn888]

 

[middlestump1]

Been a long time since Stump wrote an ode,
About Bear, or Barn, shooting his load,
Not a question of rhyme,
But a shortage of time,
When there is so much seed to be sowed.