Limericks at 10 Paces

[biggbear8]

cookie that lovely creature
always loves a double feature
firsts its slicks licks
then its slicks dick
and she cums during both features

 

[Whispered_Promises]

peeking in.....

in desperate need of a good laugh........thanks guys !

 

[biggbear8]

Re: peeking in.....

in desperate need of a good laugh........thanks guys !

whispered promises she needs a laugh
took a look into barns lap
his dick skunken so small
she could hardly see if at all
and rolling on the floor and laughed

 

[biggbear8]

whispered promises a sight to be
on the swing nude u see
swinging back and forth
looking for a dwarft
and a cock like a tree

 

[biggbear8]

ABM FINALLY GOT SILKY BACK
FOR WAXING HIS JACK
LAYED HER ON THE BED
ON HER NIPPLES MELTED WAX OF RED
THEN PADDLING HER BUTT WITH A WHACK

 

[biggbear8]

ROSY THAT SEXY LADY THAT U SEE
AS A SECRET WISH SHE HOPES COME TO BE
SWIMMING IN A OCEAN IF SHE CAN
WITH A SEXY HANDSOME MAN
AND MOANING WITH GLEE

 

[biggbear8]

CHEM E THAT BEAUTIFUL STUDENT
TOLD HER PROFESSOR SHE COULDNT
HE UNZIPPED HIS FLY
SHE SAID MY OH MY
AND HE PASSED HER JUST TO BE PRUDENT

 

[biggbear8]

SPIDERLADY GRABBED HER GUYS DICK
AND SHE STARTED TO LICK
MY OH MY HE SIGHED
AND THEN HE CRIED
AS HE CUM JUST TO FUCKING QUICK

 

[biggbear8]

SLICK WITH A BIG WICKED GRIN
LOOKED AT COOKIE THEN DO WE BEGIN
I HEARD UR LIBIDO WAS HOT
AND IVE TIED ALL THE GUYS IN KNOTS
AND UR ALL MINE AND IM HAPPY AS SIN

 

[biggbear8]

AFTER HOURS AND HOURS OF MAKING LOVE
SLICK FIT COOKIE LIKE A GLOVE
COOKIE JUST SIGHED
AS SLICK ALMOST CRIED
THIS AS COME TO PUSH AND SHOVE

 

[biggbear8]

BARN CHASING WOMEN ALL THROUGH THE THREADS
JUST TRYING TO GET A WOMAN IN BED
HIS FACE TURNING BLUE
AS HE HOLDS HIS BREATHE TRUE
HOPE A LADY WOULD KISS HIM AND MADE HIM RED

 

[barn888]

Poor poor Bear
He has no pubic hair
He spent the night with Cookie
Got all of her nookie
And she shaved him bald down there

 

[biggbear8]

Poor poor Bear
He has no pubic hair
He spent the night with Cookie
Got all of her nookie
And she shaved him bald down there

as long as i was with cookie
and got such wonderful nookie
she could shave or wax me
anywhere she pleases to be
so for shaving and waxing Im no rookie

 

[barn888]

as long as i was with cookie
and got such wonderful nookie
she could shave or wax me
anywhere she pleases to be
so for shaving and waxing Im no rookie

LOL, you're better at limericks that me Bear!

 

[Whispered_Promises]

LMAO.....

thank god for you all.....you made me smile.....thank you !

 

[barn888]

Re: LMAO.....

thank god for you all.....you made me smile.....thank you !

We think the world of you too Whispy!

 

[barn888]

Cookie, Bear, how bout some new limericks?

 

[biggbear8]

the mafia pair barn and knight
for wildrose they would fight
knight beats them to a pulp
and barn has to pull him off
and its all for rose's honor which is right

 

[biggbear8]

knightshodow use to hide in the corner at night
he get bump and kicked serve him right
peeping at rose and bobber
which made him slobber
till rose turned on the light

 

[biggbear8]

rose the mafia head
took the boys to bed
her protector they will be
bobber her man u see
let no other man touch her he said

 

[biggbear8]

cookie that beautiful lass
plays with slick cute round ass
he begins to groan
and then to moan
as the tumble in the grass

 

[biggbear8]

silky loved to plaster and wax
then one day she was lax
bear tied her to the bed
waxed her pussy bald it was said
now she sends pictutes of it in a fax

 

[biggbear8]

whispered promises that lovely tease
behind closed doors she knows how to please
whether cuddle in the moonlight
or humping through the night
she does it with such ease

 

[biggbear8]

temptress's has but one goal
thats to tempt a mans soul
she can bring him to their knees
and they all say please
i know cause shes captured my soul

 

[biggbear8]

Elizabeth by the pool she stays
out in the sun she lays
her naked body glissens
and i sit there and listen
and want to cuddle her all day