Limericks at 10 Paces

She's lean she's mean...she's got that gleam in her eye
She throws out the net...and reels them ..in but they never cry
She baits the hook....throws it in.....
Now it's up to them....to sink or swim......
Her little Bobber goes up and down
Oh my she cries....with him at work I never frown
:devil:
 
rose with all the men she teases
but its bobber she pleases
her legs wrapped around him tight
as he licks her just right
and she never sneezes
 
biggbear8 said:
rose with all the men she teases
but its bobber she pleases
her legs wrapped around him tight
as he licks her just right
and she never sneezes

She pleases him in every way
He loves his Rose all the day
He never fails to please
And oh he loves his tease
He holds her close her body so hot
Now if you think I object...think not!!!
 
together their love is bliss
when hes away she does miss
but then he get back
the hit the sack
all day and all night they make love, suck and kiss
 
barn that crazy stud
yelled come ride my pud
but the ladies said
u have ro give head
and he hit the floor with a thud
 
he fainted out right
then the first pussy came into sight
it was silky freshly bald muff
her clit in his mouth he tried to stuff
he mumbled i could stay here all night
 
Raindear816 said:
Laffin my hung-over ass off! (_!_)


:kiss::heart:
~""Rain""~

Me and my stuff ;)



RAINDEAR THAT BEAUTIFUL LASS
READ THE LIMERICKS LAUGHING OFF HER ASS
THE MEN ALL POT NOW
SHE GOT NO ASS WOW
NOW GUYS LOOK AT HER BEHIND NOW THAT'S FIRST CLASS
 
RAINDEAR STORIES SHE DOES WRITE
ABOUT FANTASIES AND MOON LITE
VERY HOT ORAL SCREENS ARE MADE
AND THEN SHE BEEN LAID
AAND WALKS AWAY WITH SMILES SO BRITE
 
NOW BEAR OF ORGASMS AND BLOWING HE WRITES
HOPING TO GET THINGS JUST RITE
WITH RAINDEAR A FANTASY HED LIKE TO CREATE
KNOW IT WOULD BE JUST GREAT
WHEN SHE WRITES A STORY ABOUT HIM ON THIS SITE
 
A Bear and a dear,
How would that work?
She would bend over
Her panties, He'd jerk.

Exposing her white tail
Her pussy he'd impale.
She'd buck and she'd cry
"Bear you hot, sexy guy"

With her southern-belle voice
Bear'd have no choice
but to erupt
with explosions abrupt.

she'd grind and she'd moan
she's rain and she'd groan
cum would drip from Bear's balls
He'd have her climbing the walls.

So a dear and a Bear,
wet sloppy sex they would share
She'd scream his name, "oh Bear!"
As he drove himself deeper and pulled her long hair.

:kiss:
 
Raindear816 said:
A Bear and a dear,
How would that work?
She would bend over
Her panties, He'd jerk.

Exposing her white tail
Her pussy he'd impale.
She'd buck and she'd cry
"Bear you hot, sexy guy"

With her southern-belle voice
Bear'd have no choice
but to erupt
with explosions abrupt.

she'd grind and she'd moan
she's rain and she'd groan
cum would drip from Bear's balls
He'd have her climbing the walls.

So a dear and a Bear,
wet sloppy sex they would share
She'd scream his name, "oh Bear!"
As he drove himself deeper and pulled her long hair.

:kiss:

mmmmmmmmmmmm baby i have to meet you that was great
hugs and kisses sweetheart u have juststarted my fantasy
to bad ur married long hair i love what color eyes,
 
now bear take raindear into his arms
and really turns on the charm
on his knees licking her clit
making her come really quick
and starting a fire that sets off alarms

licking faster and faster he goes
feeling her orgasm near he knows
her cum well be squirting
as with her clit hes flirting
and a wisp of cool air he blows

her hands grasped in my hair
pulling me there and pushing me here
leg tighten around my head
hearing the rattling of the bed
and she scream im there

when she finally stops quaking
i know she wasnt faking
as i look into her eyes
my face still between her thighs
her body shudders leaving a wake

my oh my she sighs
im feeling quite high
so hard ive cum
did u lick some
and just smiles and sighs
 
blue eyes with gold flakes
get large as she quakes
writhing, she's spent
for Bear's tongue wouldn't relent

so she sighs and is shaking
there's no way she was faking
as she strokes bear's thigh
there's mischief in her eye

as Rain gains a second wind,
around she does spin
dear tackling a bear
it has to be fair

her tongue does its dance
where once used to be Bear's pants
all that licking and sucking
won't be long til again they're fucking

she takes him deep in her throat
round and round
like a castle's moat

dear keeps on nibbling
til bear's cock starts dribbling
she sucks with great furvor
as his cum Bear does serve her

dear swallows and gives a smile
and she lingers a while
to clean up the mess
before she gets dressed

a dear and a bear
what a hot fucking pair.

:kiss:

~""Rain"" ~
 
Raindear816 said:
blue eyes with gold flakes
get large as she quakes
writhing, she's spent
for Bear's tongue wouldn't relent

so she sighs and is shaking
there's no way she was faking
as she strokes bear's thigh
there's mischief in her eye

as Rain gains a second wind,
around she does spin
dear tackling a bear
it has to be fair

her tongue does its dance
where once used to be Bear's pants
all that licking and sucking
won't be long til again they're fucking

she takes him deep in her throat
round and round
like a castle's moat

dear keeps on nibbling
til bear's cock starts dribbling
she sucks with great furvor
as his cum Bear does serve her

dear swallows and gives a smile
and she lingers a while
to clean up the mess
before she gets dressed

a dear and a bear
what a hot fucking pair.

:kiss:

~""Rain"" ~


bravo im in love i love ur wit and ur charm
kisses hugs :rose: :kiss: :heart: :rose:
 
Raindear816 said:
blue eyes with gold flakes
get large as she quakes
writhing, she's spent
for Bear's tongue wouldn't relent

so she sighs and is shaking
there's no way she was faking
as she strokes bear's thigh
there's mischief in her eye

as Rain gains a second wind,
around she does spin
dear tackling a bear
it has to be fair

her tongue does its dance
where once used to be Bear's pants
all that licking and sucking
won't be long til again they're fucking

she takes him deep in her throat
round and round
like a castle's moat

dear keeps on nibbling
til bear's cock starts dribbling
she sucks with great furvor
as his cum Bear does serve her

dear swallows and gives a smile
and she lingers a while
to clean up the mess
before she gets dressed

a dear and a bear
what a hot fucking pair.

:kiss:

~""Rain"" ~

in her blue eyes with the gold flake i did stare
bear kept licking without a care
as she trembles and shakes
orgasms riding the wakes
bear just kept licking her clit there


with mischief in her eyes
and her hand rubbing bears thighs
her leg tighten around my head
iwas thinking of tieng her to the bed
but her look couldnt tell any lies

she spun around in a tizzy
making bear alitle dizzy
tackling bear was fair
but did she have to pull my hair
now im not that frizzy

when my pants were gone
she when to town onmy dong
cant wait for the fucking
when she through sucking

wrapping her tongue around my post
while deep in her throat
man she is the most

bears cock spurting
dears pussy squirting
the taste of me she savors
cause its her favotire favour

she lingers to clean the mess
but she doesnt stop kissing less
as she licks him clean
to a sparkling sheen

a dear and a bear make a great fucking pair
 
biggbear8 said:
fiestyred with the red thong and the beautiful ass
she's really my kind of lass
she loves to be licked
really slow not quick
and she does it with such class


Damn!..I don't which one I like better Bear...both are funny!..
Thank you friend:)
 
Bear and a dear
did you all hear?
the sounds as they came
dear shouted bear's name

there was a pop then a squish
when bear sank in her dish
he thrusted with might
she shivered in delight

Then they laid on the bed
on bear's chest was dear's head
his arms around her
dear's happy he found her

they basked in the bliss
dear savored bear's kiss
on her clit he did hiss
so lovely to reminisce

so goodnight sweet bear
thank you for the memory we share
of a dear and a bear

definitely one hot fucking pair!


:kiss::kiss::kiss::heart:
~""Rain""
 
moaming loudly were bear and dear
not caring if anyone was near
screaming my name
as she came
with no worries or fear


thrusting with all my might
hoping to fuck her all night
she is one hot dish
and she granted my wish
and squealed in delight


with dears head on my chest
holding her was the best
im happy i found her
as i wrap my arms around her
omg we needed the rest


as i lay here and reminisce
in the afterglow of bliss
realizing its her kiss im missing
and her clit id been hissing
i truly hope with her again ill kiss

good night and sweet dreams my dear
ill be holding ur heart with mine near
thank you for the memory we share
and know that i truly care
heres a kiss from bear to a dear
 
Feistyred16 said:
Damn!..I don't which one I like better Bear...both are funny!..
Thank you friend:)


fiestyred in her high heels
made all the men squeal
she'd grab their cock
guide it to the dock
nice and warm it made them feel
 
spiderlady said to the guy
if ur not careful ill squirt in ur eye
on her clit he licked and giggled
and she started ti wiggle
and she exloded high in the sky
 
silky barn was missing
walked around lit hissing
she didnt even call me
where oh where could she be
i think she went fishing
 
slick and cookie down bythe lake got bold
now cookies got a cold
sniffling and a sneezin
isnt very pleasin
but cookie slick will still holdhold
 
A dear and a bear

Originally posted by biggbear8:
moaming loudly were bear and dear
not caring if anyone was near
screaming my name
as she came
with no worries or fear


thrusting with all my might
hoping to fuck her all night
she is one hot dish
and she granted my wish
and squealed in delight


with dears head on my chest
holding her was the best
im happy i found her
as i wrap my arms around her
omg we needed the rest

as i lay here and reminisce
in the afterglow of bliss
realizing its her kiss im missing
and her clit id been hissing
i truly hope with her again ill kiss

good night and sweet dreams my dear
ill be holding ur heart with mine near
thank you for the memory we share
and know that i truly care
heres a kiss from bear to a dear


Kisses sweet Bear
Know that too, I care
I hope many more times we'll share
Of a dear and a bear
You're so sexy I swear!
:kiss::heart::rose:
~""Rain""~
 
Back
Top