Limericks at 10 Paces

[biggbear8]

middlestump he a king
the ladies around him form a ring
they think hes cool
for them he would duel
and in the end to them he sings

 

[Whispered_Promises]

Re: Re: omg.....

whispered promises are so devine
escepially from a lady so fine
with a smile thats a delight
and a body thats just right
whispered promises you are devine

Bear....what can I say....you sure know how to make a lady feel good.....

Kisses !

 

[biggbear8]

An erotic neurotic named barn
Got his Ego confused oh darn.
His errant libido
Was like a torpedo,
that's why he done it in a spool yarn

 

[biggbear8]

a young woman named Cookie u couldnt scare.
She couldn't pass up a good dare;
The weirder, the better,
It just made her wetter
When people would stop by and stare.

 

[biggbear8]

The young woman named silky declared.
Give blow jobs all day if she dared;
She didn't quite make it
No way could she fake it
Forgetting to come up for air.

 

[biggbear8]

A woman named boo felt the cool air.
Her breasts she did bare on a dare;
At the bar it was late,
Her annoyance was great
When no one around seemed to care.

 

[Whispered_Promises]

......laughing.......

 

[biggbear8]

......laughing.......

im glad i can make u laugh

 

[biggbear8]

sorry barn just had to


a flash, Barn dismounted his filly,
Unzipped his fly, took out his willy,
Grabbed the ewe with a hoot,
Dropped a hoof in each boot,
And shagged the sheep silly!

 

[biggbear8]

Rosy said to her boyfriend, "Good Lord!
It's one thing to screw in a Ford.
But not in a race
With six cops giving chase,
And us out on this thin running-board."

 

[biggbear8]

1sexylady wanted something new for her pleasure
Something that's worthy, to treasure
Maybe rounded or square
Smooth or with hair
As long as its length is its measure!

 

[biggbear8]

I hear Slick your "thing" is tremendous
Cookie say it's stupendous
she took one look
And shove it in her nook
And say it'll take years to seprate us!

 

[biggbear8]

Bear wanted something new for my pleasure
A woman dressed in tight purple leather
A whip and a chain
To cause some sheer pain
And maybe tickle me with a feather!

 

[biggbear8]

middlestump must be off of his dolley.
He gave up his throne for his Wally.
She concealed her woo-hoo,
And her tits were just two.
But she must be something, by golly!

 

[biggbear8]

There's a nip in the air, Boo merengue, tonight.
But that bulge in my crotch feels just right
You won't feel the cold
If you grab a good hold
And we'll fuck till the dawn's light!

 

[biggbear8]

In the palace, Spiderlady, unclad,
Had guests every day at her pad.
They were very discrete
Beneath the bedsheet -
what fun they all had !

 

[Whispered_Promises]

sorry barn just had to


a flash, Barn dismounted his filly,
Unzipped his fly, took out his willy,
Grabbed the ewe with a hoot,
Dropped a hoof in each boot,
And shagged the sheep silly!

OMG......Bear I can't believe you did that !! Roflmao........

 

[cookiejar]

Silky that hot & wild porno star
Had kinky sex with an electric guitar
the shock when she came
caused her pubic hair to flame
She really likes sex so bizarre!

 

[cookiejar]

Slick was in the kitchen with Dinah
Having a poke in her pretty vagina
his breath got shallow
his skin got sallow
Bringing on an attack of angina!

 

[cookiejar]

WP she needed some fiber
To spice up her online cyber
she added some bran
while sucking each man
Now running is a good way to describe her!

 

[cookiejar]

middlestump a well known felon
He cut out a hole in a melon
the warden was shocked
when he went off half-cocked
Planting his seed and then yellin'!

 

[cookiejar]

Barn in his cum stained sheets
Woke up when he heard some bleats
the sheep wanted more
of what barn did before
He just loves those wooly treats!

 

[biggbear8]

Barn in his cum stained sheets
Woke up when he heard some bleats
the sheep wanted more
of what barn did before
He just loves those wooly treats!

ROTFLMAO HEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHE that good cookie

opssssssssss did i start this

 

[cookiejar]

ABM he likes it hardcore
Down and dirty on the floor
his hand on her ass
he takes no sass
When he finally gets to score!

 

[cookiejar]

Bear he really is quirky
He cums all hurky and jerky
when he sticks his dick
real fast and quick
Inside his Thanksgiving turkey!