Limericks at 10 Paces

[cookiejar]

Spiderlady really is willing
She's tasty and so filling
hot under the covers
plenty of lovers
Now around her men are milling!!

 

[cookiejar]

All by myself just wants to scratch
But to do that he needs a snatch
but he got pounded
momentarily grounded
When he tried to unlock ChemE's latch!!

 

[cookiejar]

Good4u2 modern romantic
With equipment really gigantic
he spreads his seed
to ladies in need
On both sides of the Atlantic!!

 

[biggbear8]

ChemE naughty little wench
Had sex upside down on a bench
her legs spread wide
he came inside
Then finished her off with french!!

ChemE the pretty student having trouble with french
sat with her professor on the bench
ill suck you for a grade
or better yet maybe you'l get layed
smiling the professor said u pass when i get that ass on the bench

 

[cookiejar]

Rob decided to eat brunch
He found a lady to munch
a tasty snack
her sweet little crack
He'll save some for tomorrow's lunch!!

 

[biggbear8]

Spiderlady really is willing
She's tasty and so filling
hot under the covers
plenty of lovers
Now around her men are milling!!

now spiderlady is ready to please
as long as none of the men sneeze
all the men adore her
they all score with her
but as the line up she says ohhhhh geezzzzeeeee

 

[biggbear8]

In the wonderful town of lake rookie
There is a girl named cookie
She likes to lots of sexual things
And she loves playing with cock rings
That wonderful cookie from lake rookie

 

[biggbear8]

Cookie is built, I declare,
And she has a quite marvelous pair.
I would give a month's pay
For a saucy display
Or a C-note to see her what'er.

 

[biggbear8]

Fair silky, who sold Christmas candy
Fucked Raggedy Anne & Andy
She also sold sex toys
To all the little boys
And made lots of dough, which was dandy!

 

[biggbear8]

There's a question designed to perplex.
What's better then sex?
spiderlady searched hi & low
Seems she's lost my dildo!
Now she's in a horrible vex!

 

[biggbear8]

There's a question designed to perplex.
What's better then sex?
spiderlady searched hi & low
Seems she's lost my dildo!
Now she's in a horrible vex!

 

[spiderlady]

There's a question designed to perplex.
What's better then sex?
spiderlady searched hi & low
Seems she's lost my dildo!
Now she's in a horrible vex!

You snuck into my bedroom again huh bear????
huggggggggggggggggggggggs bear...

 

[biggbear8]

You snuck into my bedroom again huh bear????
huggggggggggggggggggggggs bear...

hugssssss my sweetie and yes ive been in there again and i didnt want to leave it was so nice cuddled with you so warm and comfortable

hehhehehehehehe

hugggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggsssssssss
spiderlady

 

[spiderlady]

hugs bear...ty for the limmerick

huge hugs for bear..... and gropes

 

[barn888]

That Bear, he gets all the gropes!

 

[spiderlady]

awwwwwwww.......

gropin barn (at the same time smashing a cream pie down his pants) hehehehehehe..running like hell*

 

[barn888]

Wow SL, that's the first time you've made me cream my pants, thanks! lol.

 

[middlestump1]

Cried Stump to the playful BigBear,
Throw spider's dildo over there,
Like piggy in the middle
Spidy played second fiddle
As the thing sailed to Tony Blair

 

[biggbear8]

Cried Stump to the playful BigBear,
Throw spider's dildo over there,
Like piggy in the middle
Spidy played second fiddle
As the thing sailed to Tony Blair

awwwww poor middle stump u fell into the ploy
with spiderlady's toy
as we lay around u see
she lets me play with thee
as i silde it in and out she coos quite coy

 

[middlestump1]

Cheme, want help with your Stats?
I teach it to lots of brats.
They're not really that bad,
But your scantily clad
bod would enliven our chats.

 

[biggbear8]

Cheme, want help with your Stats?
I teach it to lots of brats.
They're not really that bad,
But your scantily clad
bod would enliven our chats.

Chem E let forget the stats
and lets just have some sex chats
would be more fun for some
if you'd just cum
then they might get the brats

 

[middlestump1]

Cookie's out minding the store,
She says it's a terrible chore.
If she proves that it's hard,
She can have my cash card,
Then, later, I'll give her what for!

 

[middlestump1]

Are Stump and Bear forming a team
To worship these ladies supreme?
Stump's just a newcomer
And boy, what a bummer,
Bear's already got all the cream

 

[biggbear8]

Cookie's out minding the store,
She says it's a terrible chore.
If she proves that it's hard,
She can have my cash card,
Then, later, I'll give her what for!

cookie good at minding the store
to her its fun and not a chore
on the ladder she plays
and all the gent stay
later then the doors close she's never a bore

 

[biggbear8]

cookie good at minding the store
to her its fun and not a chore
on the ladder she plays
and all the gent stay
later then the doors close she's never a bore

Cookie doesnt mind watching the store
to her its fun and not a chore
when she's on the ladder in her short skirt
all the guys stay and try to flirt
but to one man she's neever a bore