Limericks at 10 Paces

[ChemE_student]

There's a computer at biggbear's command;
And he had too much time on his hands.
He said, "If I write
A poem each night,
I'll be limerick king of the land!"

 

[biggbear8]

Please, please, please tell us you've been saving those up! Otherwise, we all are left so far in the dust we might as well just let you carry the thread from now on!

SORRY CHEM E I WROTE THEM THIS MORNING

LOL HAVE A GOOD MIND SHARP WITTED COOKIE TAUGHT ME WELL

 

[biggbear8]

There's a computer at biggbear's command;
And he had too much time on his hands.
He said, "If I write
A poem each night,
I'll be limerick king of the land!"

I HOPE CHEM E'S AV IS AS HOT AS SHE IS
OTHER WISE GEEE WHIZZZZZZ
MY EYES POPPED OUT
WHEN I SEEN HER TAUT
AND SHE AS BEAUTIFUL AS JEN ANISTON IS

 

[biggbear8]

LOVE THE AV CHEM -E

 

[biggbear8]

OMG.....ROFL......Bear you've outdone yourself.......

THX YOU MY DEAR

LET ME REBOOT BEEN TRYING TO TALK TO YOU ALL DAY

HUGS AND KISSES
BEAR

 

[ChemE_student]

Biggbear was posting and he
Thought my picture was something to see.
He soon won't be writing,
or limerick fighting--
he'll be thinking of playing with me!

 

[biggbear8]

Biggbear was posting and he
Thought my picture was something to see.
He soon won't be writing,
or limerick fighting--
he'll be thinking of playing with me!

THE THOUGHT OF PLAYING WITH YOU IS FUN
BUT ILL ALWAYS WRITE HON
NEVER FIGHT WITH A LIMERICK
OR A LIMP DICK
SO MAYBE WE CAN PLAY IN THE SUN

 

[All by myself]

My chest's puffed out and I'm clucking
I wonder why Cheme's been ducking
I'm looking around
Nowhere to be found
Her and the bear are off fucking!



(It sure was easy to see where that one was going to go, wasn't it?)

 

[middlestump1]

This here's a limerick board,
Of that I've been quite assured.
So please attempt to be patient
With what's below and adjacent
It's written for my adored.

 

[middlestump1]

The following needs to be sung to the tune of "House at Pooh Corner" by Kenny Loggins if it is to be appreciated.

It's a homage from a big fan of KL's - maybe his only one in the UK!
Apologies, Kenny, just in case you drop in.

Is this going to be a new trend, in which case do we need a new board, lol?

 

[middlestump1]

BigBear and NightMoves and I walked along,
After spending some time in the pub,
Posing our questions to Rosy and Silk,
Could they answer? Well, now, there's the rub.
But I'd been on the brandy - drank more than I ought,
Upset seven policemen and now I'm in court

So help me if you can, I've got to get
Out of this jailhouse and back to my hon,
You'd be surprised there's so much to be done.
Count all the girls in Bear's den,
Envy Rosy's and Silk's men,
Back to the days of Bigbear and NightMoves and Stump.

Old Middle Stump doesn't know what to do,
Got a Cookiejar stuck on his cock.
He saw the doctor for help and advice,
But the doc turned out to be a crock.
So he went off to ask of the Bear, not a chump,
How to loosen a jar from the cock of a stump?

So help me if you can I've got to get
This Cookiejar off the end of my dick,
Would anyone offer to give it a lick?
How about you dear Rosy?
If she won't, Silk, are you free?
Back to the days of BigBear and NightMoves,
Back to the ways of BigBear and NightMoves,
Back to the lays of Stump.

 

[cookiejar]

BigBear and NightMoves and I walked along,
After spending some time in the pub,
Posing our questions to Rosy and Silk,
Could they answer? Well, now, there's the rub.
But I'd been on the brandy - drank more than I ought,
Upset seven policemen and now I'm in court

So help me if you can, I've got to get
Out of this jailhouse and back to my hon,
You'd be surprised there's so much to be done.
Count all the girls in Bear's den,
Envy Rosy's and Silk's men,
Back to the days of Bigbear and NightMoves and Stump.

Old Middle Stump doesn't know what to do,
Got a Cookiejar stuck on his cock.
He saw the doctor for help and advice,
But the doc turned out to be a crock.
So he went off to ask of the Bear, not a chump,
How to loosen a jar from the cock of a stump?

So help me if you can I've got to get
This Cookiejar off the end of my dick,
Would anyone offer to give it a lick?
How about you dear Rosy?
If she won't, Silk, are you free?
Back to the days of BigBear and NightMoves,
Back to the ways of BigBear and NightMoves,
Back to the lays of Stump.

ROFLMAO......Kudos to MS!!!!!!

 

[cookiejar]

Lit wolves they run in a pack
But we ladies all give 'em slack
we love 'em a lot
they are really hot
And really great in the sack!!

 

[cookiejar]

Slick the man with the wacky faces
Likes playing in all of Cookie's spaces
parry and thrust
man full of lust
He cums in her...leaving his traces!!

 

[cookiejar]

Middlestump that loveable old grouch
In the art of self love...no slouch
he pulls more and more
till his dick is sore
And he has to walk in a crouch!!

 

[cookiejar]

Silky said with a tiny flinch
I can suck this guy off...a cinch
his dong is so short
it isn't a sport
But I guess it will do in a pinch!!

 

[cookiejar]

Bannor a regular McGuyver
Went down on a girl to revive her
mouth to muff
on her creme puff
A regular deep sea diver!!

 

[cookiejar]

Bear out on the dude ranch
was given by a lady..carte blanche
to do as she pleases
between her knee-ses
Using a twig and a branch!!

 

[biggbear8]

BigBear and NightMoves and I walked along,
After spending some time in the pub,
Posing our questions to Rosy and Silk,
Could they answer? Well, now, there's the rub.
But I'd been on the brandy - drank more than I ought,
Upset seven policemen and now I'm in court

So help me if you can, I've got to get
Out of this jailhouse and back to my hon,
You'd be surprised there's so much to be done.
Count all the girls in Bear's den,
Envy Rosy's and Silk's men,
Back to the days of Bigbear and NightMoves and Stump.

Old Middle Stump doesn't know what to do,
Got a Cookiejar stuck on his cock.
He saw the doctor for help and advice,
But the doc turned out to be a crock.
So he went off to ask of the Bear, not a chump,
How to loosen a jar from the cock of a stump?

So help me if you can I've got to get
This Cookiejar off the end of my dick,
Would anyone offer to give it a lick?
How about you dear Rosy?
If she won't, Silk, are you free?
Back to the days of BigBear and NightMoves,
Back to the ways of BigBear and NightMoves,
Back to the lays of Stump.

HEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHHEE THAT IS GREAT STUMP ALMOST FALL OFF MY CHAIR WWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOO STUMP UR GREAT BUDDY

 

[cookiejar]

Rosy found her love in Lake Placid
Only problem his dick is quite flaccid
she pumped it up
with a blood pressure cuff
And a mixture of nitric acid!!

 

[biggbear8]

Bear out on the dude ranch
was given by a lady..carte blanche
to do as she pleases
between her knee-ses
Using a twig and a branch!!

AS SHE TWILLED WITH A BRANCH
BEAR WAS SIZING UP THE REAR OF THE RANCH
IN HE HOPE TO SLIDE
AND GIVE HER A RIDE
AS HE TOOK HIS STANCE

 

[cookiejar]

ChemE naughty little wench
Had sex upside down on a bench
her legs spread wide
he came inside
Then finished her off with french!!

 

[biggbear8]

Silky said with a tiny flinch
I can suck this guy off...a cinch
his dong is so short
it isn't a sport
But I guess it will do in a pinch!!

WITH A DICK THATS TO SMALL
SILKY SAYS USE A STRAW
ITS LIKE SUCKING A SHAKE
SOMETHING THE MEN QUAKE
AND THEY LEAVE IN A CRAWL

 

[cookiejar]

Barn he likes to bitch
And we all know he has an itch
to flick his bic
cum real quick
All the time without wearing a stitch!!

 

[cookiejar]

Knightshadow took someone's advice
Decided to be naughty not nice
he stamped his winger
a real hum-dinger
From full down to half price!!!