Limericks at 10 Paces

[ChemE_student]

I'm going to take a hot shower,
It should take me a fourth of an hour
To shampoo my hair
And develop a dare
That will make A.b.m want to cower.

 

[All by myself]

Cheme's got me in a big mess
I'm sure she expected nothing less
She's taking a shower
And touching her flower
Does anyone think she'll confess?

 

[Jaded1]

Limericks at 10 paces....

There once was a mizer named Dave.
Who hide a dead whore in a cave.
He said with a grin.
As he wiped off his chin.
Just thing of the money I save!

Jaded1, CT

 

[ChemE_student]

Beautiful! That's your best yet! In fact, it's so good that I'm sending a message that's not even in limerick form!

 

[All by myself]

you talking to me or the other guy. by the way... where's my dare?

 

[All by myself]

Abm thinks he's going to cry
With wet cheeks he thinks he might die
He all done and showered
He hasn't yet cowered
Cheme's afraid to try.

 

[TNRkitect2b]

I'm afraid your post ChemE has not read,
For tonight alas, she has gone to bed,
And plead and beg as you may,
There you shall not lay,
For it is reserved for only her she said.

 

[All by myself]

Cookie oh where have you gone?
Nobody over which to fawn.
I'm having withdrawls
It's shaking my paws
So put paper all over her lawn!!!

 

[barn888]

 

[middlestump1]

Rosie shouldn't say cookie is ginger,
On that subject she's unwise to linger,
Cookie's proud of her blondeness
and remarkable fondness,
But when roused, Rose, she'll give you the finger.

 

[cookiejar]

ABM says he's all alone
Cookie may throw him a bone
To play with and paw
maybe even gnaw
While his writing skills he does hone!!

 

[cookiejar]

A horny man name of Jaded
his love making skills have faded
he took a blue pill
and now at will
He's contantly getting laid-ed!!

 

[cookiejar]

ChemE took on my friend ABM
She is one dangerous fem
in her little black dress
she made a mess
When she decided to pull his stem!!

 

[cookiejar]

There was a man named Louie
Who everyone says is screwy
he drinks brandy
just like candy
Till his balls float like a buoy!!


*running*.....lol

 

[cookiejar]

Barn and his sorry ass
Chasing Silky that comely lass
His pants came down
she started to frown
And said ..if that's it I'll take a pass!!

 

[cookiejar]

There was a man name of Knight
Who gave us girls all a fright
he pulled it out
we gave a shout
Cause his dick it was so slight!!

 

[cookiejar]

Momma a lady so horny
she loves sex in the morny
and the night
dark and light
I know this rhyme is corny!!

 

[knightshadow]

There was a man name of Knight
Who gave us girls all a fright
he pulled it out
we gave a shout
Cause his dick it was so slight!!

I think it's time I put you over my lap there lady.....

 

[cookiejar]

I think it's time I put you over my lap there lady.....

OOOOO scared.....NOT!!!

 

[knightshadow]

OOOOO scared.....NOT!!!

yeah I was thinking...I might like the lap part more then you....lol...but, I'm working on my own limerick just for you....

 

[~Dream~]

There was a young woman named Cookie
who wanted to give Knight her Nookie
she teased Him all day
and said Cum out and play
and soon Knight SHOWED her he WAsnt a Rookie!!



(member of Knight's fan club ,lol)

 

[ChemE_student]

I'm sorry for shirking my duty
To challenge Sir ABM's booty.
I was feeling quite tired
and he seemed inspired--
I thought he might kick my patootie!

 

[knightshadow]

There was a young woman named Cookie
who wanted to give Knight her Nookie
she teased Him all day
and said Cum out and play
and soon Knight SHOWED her he WAsnt a Rookie!!



(member of Knight's fan club ,lol)

woohoo.....my honour has been restored....kisses there baby....

 

[knightshadow]

There once was a lass named Cookie,
Who begged all the gents for a lookie,
Though she begged some more,
They walked out the door,
And said they would rather be off playing hookie....

 

[cookiejar]

There was a young woman named Cookie
who wanted to give Knight her Nookie
she teased Him all day
and said Cum out and play
and soon Knight SHOWED her he WAsnt a Rookie!!



(member of Knight's fan club ,lol)

Knight has a fan club?? *snort*