Limericks at 10 Paces

[middlestump1]

Bear clearly has no need to worry,
I can't seem to rhyme in a hurry,
He is the King.
But, can he sing,
"When I take you out in the surrey"?

 

[biggbear8]

Bear's harem the next timeless sites,
Ladies with unfulfilled appetites;
The old Bear is out,
Slick's nowhere about,
The right time to slip in a good night.

 

[biggbear8]

Cookie's mysterious eyes so exotic,
With her promise of delights so erotic;
Cheekbones of the east,
That tame my wild beast,
With a look that is strangely hypnotic.

 

[biggbear8]

Cookie, rosy and silky arrive in a pack,
The three of them all dressed in black;
Dresses slit to their thighs,
A look in their eyes,
Their nails raking my back.

 

[biggbear8]

Clothing ripped off without care,
No thought given to how or where;
Silky andThrobbing are randy,
A rug or couch can be handy,
Bare rumps and sweet bumps that they share.

 

[biggbear8]

Cookie and Slick fit like a glove,
Long moments of unfettered love;
Motions at fevered pitch,
Each relieving their itch,
Unconcerned with which one is above.

 

[biggbear8]

In matters of sex Slick's a master,
Masters and Johnson - - Slick's faster;
From his full bag of tricks,
Comes a permanent fix,
His approaches licks like a naturaldisaster
.

 

[biggbear8]

Bear clearly has no need to worry,
I can't seem to rhyme in a hurry,
He is the King.
But, can he sing,
"When I take you out in the surrey"?

middle stump ill never go out in a surrey
so u better think of something in an hurry
im quite big you see
and a surrey isnt built for three
but if you want u can cook me a disy with curry

 

[silkynsmooth]

Middlestump......very good...i'm impressed you catch oon quickly....hmmmm ...... hugggggssss and nice meeting you this way...

 

[cookiejar]

Okay....deep breath...here I go....


The man named Good4u2
liked to screw inside a canoe
the oars they lost
when he did accost
Cookie and started to chew!!

 

[cookiejar]

SecretScribe a man of words
he's trying to pick up the birds
he smiles and he winks
you know what he thinks
He just wants seconds or thirds!!

 

[cookiejar]

NightMoves he came to a decision
He wanted to find him a vision
he looked in her panties
then pulled off the scanties
To check out her cute division!!

Oh...bad...forgive me.....lol

 

[cookiejar]

Bannor he cruises in his car
looking for his own movie star
he finally spots one
he says hiya hon
Oh no, it's Monica and her cigar!!

 

[cookiejar]

Silky that gorgeous young creature
The men they all wanted to teach her
she went to a movie
she said boy how groovy
When we screwed to a double feature!!

 

[cookiejar]

Rosy she wants to play nurse
But things they really got terse
the guy wanted head
he pulled her in bed
Boy! Can that lady curse!!

 

[cookiejar]

Robbie he unveiled his pole
staying around just to troll
for cookies he's fishing
chocolate chips he is wishing
Looking for a glory hole!!

 

[cookiejar]

Middlestump he wanted a book
So of course he came looking for Cook
she climbed her ladder
up went his puff adder
He wants her by hook or by crook!!

 

[cookiejar]

Slick, Slick playing with his dick
He brought himself off really quick
Cookie started to help
he let out a yelp
When with her tongue she did flick!!

 

[cookiejar]

Bear, Bear, man with such flair
Cookie looked in his pants and got such a scare
it had a cute wiggle
gave Cookie a giggle
Now all she does is just stare!!

 

[biggbear8]

Bear, Bear, man with such flair
Cookie looked in his pants and got such a scare
it had a cute wiggle
gave Cookie a giggle
Now all she does is just stare!!

cookie was no longer giggling
then my pole when to wiggling
deeper you creep she cried
as she started to seep and sigh
now all she doing is cooing

 

[biggbear8]

Middlestump he wanted a book
So of course he came looking for Cook
she climbed her ladder
up went his puff adder
He wants her by hook or by crook!!

middlestump wanted to know more about cookies
so he went and brought some bookies
he started to bake
it wasnt a cake
he said all the cookies are alike lookie

 

[~Dream~]

Dream wanted to get a good lay
so her Dragon he came back in May
he brought his big cock
it was as hard as a rock
and Dream said ooh baby 'let's play!'

 

[biggbear8]

Robbie he unveiled his pole
staying around just to troll
for cookies he's fishing
chocolate chips he is wishing
Looking for a glory hole!!

fishing for cookie at this rate
i hope i have the right bait
she started to nibble
he started to dripple
now he's sadate

 

[biggbear8]

Rosy she wants to play nurse
But things they really got terse
the guy wanted head
he pulled her in bed
Boy! Can that lady curse!!

nurse rosy started to scream
this isnt hand my hand cream
what is this goo
feels more like glue
but my hands have a nice gleem

 

[biggbear8]

Silky that gorgeous young creature
The men they all wanted to teach her
she went to a movie
she said boy how groovy
When we screwed to a double feature!!

silky is a beautiful creature
but no man can teach her
a lesson ill them them
lifting up her hem
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