Limericks at 10 Paces

[middlestump1]

To cookie:

In the garden I picked you a flower,
I cuddled you under the bower,
You took off my shirty
And said, "Ooh, you're dirty",
So I fucked your ass off in the shower.

 

[cookiejar]

Bannor that well hung stud
Loves making it in the mud
Lays on his back
Gives it a whack
And watches it start to flood!!

 

[biggbear8]

there was a beautiful woman named cookie
with her pussy she drove men kookie
she told them they were just par
that bear was the best by far
she turned and asked wheres that bear i want some nookie

 

[biggbear8]

now cookie was wishing on a star
for someone from very far
where is slick she pondered
as through the countryside she wandered
why cant he just drive here in a car

 

[biggbear8]

now cookie was wishing on a star
for someone from very far
where is slick she pondered
as through the countryside she wandered
why cant he just drive here in a car

cookie was up late one night
and got a big fright
seen bear walking around nude
said sorry didnt mean to intrude
bear laughed and said i must be a site

 

[biggbear8]

why am i in love ?
is it because she soars with the doves?
she has a heart of gold
she soul that warm and delicate and not cold
i want to yell her so but im not so bold

 

[biggbear8]

cookie jar is the best limerick maker by far
slick id number two and a star
bear is third
getting better we heard
cookie you better write fast or ull be behind by far

 

[biggbear8]

cookie cuddling with meaand stroking my dick
turned to me then hit me with a big stick
looked at her with a tear in my eye
said your hitting the wrong guy
smiling she turned and whispered u were to quick

 

[biggbear8]

sometimes bear cums very quick
smiles and keeps whacking his sitck
cookie cookie looking around
throws silkys skirt to the ground
whispers you better hurry get on his dick

 

[cookiejar]

cookie cuddling with meaand stroking my dick
turned to me then hit me with a big stick
looked at her with a tear in my eye
said your hitting the wrong guy
smiling she turned and whispered u were to quick

Bear I not the violent type
You are listening to all the hype
I'm sweet as a lamb
or a babe in her pram
I just like to suck on your pipe!

 

[biggbear8]

Bear I not the violent type
You are listening to all the hype
I'm sweet as a lamb
or a babe in her pram
I just like to suck on your pipe!

cookie hearing the hype
that you clean a good pipe
i know your the best
no one can pass your test
from me you well never get any gripe

 

[cookiejar]

cookie hearing the hype
that you clean a good pipe
i know your the best
no one can pass your test
from me you well never get any gripe

Cookie is raising a white flag
Now Bear is wearing the tag
he's the Limerick king
A crown I do bring
Of him I really do brag!!

 

[biggbear8]

Cookie is raising a white flag
Now Bear is wearing the tag
he's the Limerick king
A crown I do bring
Of him I really do brag!!

COOKIE YOU ARE AND WILL ALWAYS BE NUMBER ONE MAKING LIMERICKS U JUST HAVE ALOT ON YOUR MIND OTHERWISE U WOULD JUST POUND ME INTO THE GROUND

I WILL ALWAYS BRAG ABOUT YOUR LIMERICKS


HUGS AND KISSES
BEAR

 

[cookiejar]

The guy put on his brake light
He saw Rosy, boy what a sight
Bending over a car
A private snack bar
A fire she did soon ignite!!

 

[cookiejar]

Now everyone please take heed
Cause Rob is cumming full speed
it's giving off sparks
as it jerks and it arcs
It's really not chicken feed!!

 

[cookiejar]

Secretscribe navigated the globe
Trying to find someone to probe
she screamed with delight
she found her white knight
When he opened up his robe!!

 

[cookiejar]

Middlestump he used a wall socket
He's looking for a place to dock it
his dick he fried
it did coincide
With it going off like a rocket!!

 

[cookiejar]

Bear was eating his snickers
On the corner by J & J's liquors
the cops came post haste
no time to waste
As he was pulling off all the girls' knickers!!

 

[cookiejar]

NightMoves started to crow
As the girl started to blow
he went out of his mind
the gal she was blind
And was sucking on his big toe!!

 

[rosylady]

The guy put on his brake light
He saw Rosy, boy what a sight
Bending over a car
A private snack bar
A fire she did soon ignite!!

Thank you Cookie.....even if I don't say it enough I appreciate your limericks.

Hugsssssssssssssssssss.

 

[biggbear8]

Rosy had a little sheep,
And with this sheep
She went to sleep.
The sheep turned out
To be a ram
And rosy had a little lamb!

 

[biggbear8]

Cookie was a young lady from Wheeling
Who professed to no sexual feeling
Till a cynic named Bear Boris
Justlightly licked and touched her clitoris
And she had to be scraped off the ceiling

 

[middlestump1]

Rosie, though we still haven't met,
You know i'm a budding poet,
With an ego like that
and a cock that's quite fat,
Could i please you? No trouble. You bet!

 

[biggbear8]

A very smart lady named Cookie
Said, 'I like to mix gambling with nookie.
Before every race
I go home to my place
And curl up with a very good bookie.'

 

[biggbear8]

Rosy taught erotic correction.
She told her student to get an erection.
"Put your dick in my mouth.
Move it north, move it south -
Now, you're getting a sense of direction!"