Limericks at 10 Paces

[biggbear8]

Okay....deep breath...here I go....


The man named Good4u2
liked to screw inside a canoe
the oars they lost
when he did accost
Cookie and started to chew!!

as good4u2 was chewing
cookie sat up whewwing
thought a large mouth bass
grabbed my ass
then just laid back cooing

 

[rosylady]

Rosy she wants to play nurse
But things they really got terse
the guy wanted head
he pulled her in bed
Boy! Can that lady curse!!

LMAO, good one Cookie.

 

[rosylady]

Thanks Everyone for the Limericks. They are great.

 

[cookiejar]

Middlestump he strummed his guitar
While eating right out of the jar
used his dick as a pick
a stick nice and thick
Now he is a new superstar!!

 

[cookiejar]

Do Me tried to give Hook a hummer
But she cried out...what a bummer
she searched high and low
to give it a blow
It changed from spring to summer!!

 

[cookiejar]

Bear he walked through the woods
To find lots of girls in red hoods
he opened each basket
he blew a head gasket
when he checked out all their dry goods!!

 

[cookiejar]

Rob he's a porno star
has women watch from afar
they press the rewind
go out of their mind
When his dick does things so bizarre!!

 

[cookiejar]

Men fall under Silky's spell
she makes their bodies swell
a hot little toddy
with a great little body
at cybering she does excel!!

 

[cookiejar]

Rosy, that spellbinding witch
She wants to scratch an itch
she starts to fume
as she rides her broom
so she plays with her own toggle switch!!

 

[hook1]

cookies limerick

Well Cookster the myth of Do me and Hook continues,, I would like to thanks the academy,, the producers blah blah blah,,, leave it to Cookie to get me to the boards

 

[~GoldEyes~]

HOOK??? HERE ON THE BOARDS??? ITS ABOUT TIME LOL I HAVE BEEN ASKING YOU FOR AGES TO COME HERE LOL

pfffffffffffffffffft

 

[cookiejar]

HOOK??? HERE ON THE BOARDS??? ITS ABOUT TIME LOL I HAVE BEEN ASKING YOU FOR AGES TO COME HERE LOL

pfffffffffffffffffft

The best part GE? Hook a virgin...I haven't laughed so in ages!!!

 

[~GoldEyes~]

cookie !


{{{{{{{{{{COOKIE}}}}}}}}

LOL HOOK a VIRGIN????????? LOl rolling on the floor LOL

 

[biggbear8]

Bear he walked through the woods
To find lots of girls in red hoods
he opened each basket
he blew a head gasket
when he checked out all their dry goods!!

when bear looked in cookies basket
saw cookies curls and had to grasp it
she let out a coo
when said oohhhhhhh
now hes all smiles as he laps it

 

[biggbear8]

Rosy, that spellbinding witch
She wants to scratch an itch
she starts to fume
as she rides her broom
so she plays with her own toggle switch!!

rosy had a terrible itch
so back it made her twitch
said wheres all the guys
gave out a loud sighs
if no one comes ill be a bitch

 

[biggbear8]

Men fall under Silky's spell
she makes their bodies swell
a hot little toddy
with a great little body
at cybering she does excel!!

silky with her eyes so bright
said meet me at midnight
under the moon
they began to swoon
down came his pants and said look at this sight

 

[biggbear8]

cookie !


{{{{{{{{{{COOKIE}}}}}}}}

LOL HOOK a VIRGIN????????? LOl rolling on the floor LOL

GOLDEN EYES IN ALL HER GLORY
STARTED TO TELL A STORY
RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE
HER PUSSY SHE TWIDDLED
AND NEVER DID FINISH HER STORY

 

[biggbear8]

Rob he's a porno star
has women watch from afar
they press the rewind
go out of their mind
When his dick does things so bizarre!!

THERE WAS A MAN NAMED ROB
HE HAS MANNERS AND WASNT A SLOB
WITH A NAPKIN UNDER HIS CHIN
AND A VERY BIG GRIN
FOR PUSSY HES READY TO BOB

 

[biggbear8]

There once was a slut named Bobby
Who was blowing a boy named Robie
When I told her to stop
His penis she droped
"But this is my favorite hobby!"

 

[biggbear8]

Cookie was a girl from New York
whose vagina was plugged with a cork.
To remove it she fingered,
but still the cork lingered.
So she got it out with a fork.

 

[biggbear8]

My tool, it was a throbbin'
and I needed a knobbin'
but being at work
I weren't free to jerk
so I dreamed of Cookie's head bobbin'

 

[biggbear8]

the passanger was delighted
when rosy play stewardess and got excited
up there in the void
they all enjoyed
the pleasure of flying united

 

[cookiejar]

NightMoves said I'll give it a whirl
I'll make it with a serving girl
his dick on a platter
covered in batter
Decorated with a radish curl!!!

 

[cookiejar]

Rob he wanted some tail
His dick it started to get stale
it began to shrivel
he started to snivel
He wants to become a sperm whale!!

 

[cookiejar]

Middlestump that randy old bloke
his dick he started to stroke
he pulled on it hard
just hope it's not scarred
As his ears they started to smoke!!