Limericks at 10 Paces

[biggbear8]

There was a young man named "Bear"
Who pants got too small to wear.
He looked at his middle,
While doing a diddle,
And said, "I have belly to spare."

 

[biggbear8]

there once was a man named slick,
Due to his large and cumbersome dick!
He often wants anal,
But that would be fatal,
So if seen, better run away quick.

 

[biggbear8]

A geologist named Dr. Rob
Was perturbed by his thingamabob.
So he took up his pick
And whanged off his wick,
And calmly went on with his job.

 

[rosylady]

Bear~your limericks for me had me laughing, you are the best.



Middlestump~thank you for the limerick, its funny our paths never cross in chat. Oh well see you there sometime.

 

[middlestump1]

hi rosy (hugs)
thank you for the thank you, lol
i've told cookie she should introduce us
will chat someday i'm sure
x

 

[biggbear8]

Rosy's bush was a true work of art
It was coifed in the shape of a heart
And just out of sight
Was another delight
A twat with the taste of a tart!

 

[biggbear8]

Her butt in the air looked so fair
throbbin wondered if he'd ever dare.
To approach her he must.
He was so full of lust.
That Silky made her bottom show bare!

 

[biggbear8]

Slick was glad he'd begun this affair
As he bent cookie over the chair.
With her legs spread apart
He could see that this tart
Was her favorite dessert, his eclair

 

[biggbear8]

"I like anal sex, if you please"
Said strawberry while down on her knees
"I'm firm and I'm tight,
I'm an utter delight!
And I promise that I won't cut the cheese!"

 

[biggbear8]

Cookie from County of Dade
Said, "I think it's time I got laid."
"My vibrator can tingle"
"But it's not cunnilingual"
"And that's how orgasms are made."

 

[biggbear8]

Said the SILKY dropping her towel
There's only one rule that I follow,
You can insert your shaft
In holes fore or aft,
But its output I never will swallow.

 

[biggbear8]

Slick was once from Bel Air,
Who was doing cookie on the stair.
When the banister broke,
He doubled his stroke,
And finished her off in mid-air.

 

[biggbear8]

My trouser-snake stands up and cheers
When confronted with boobs in brassieres;
But, in charming my cobra,
The bosom with no bra
Can almost reduce it to tears

 

[biggbear8]

Slick a man who's dong
Was prodigiously, massively long
Down the sides of his whang,
two testes did hang
Which attracted a curious throng

 

[biggbear8]

On Cookie's great Thread please click,
Though some naughty limericks are sick,
Which you might disdain,
There's some sweet and plain,
And others that cut to the quick.

 

[biggbear8]

Rosy was fond of a the stunt
so she took of her clothes in a punt
she uncorked some Champaign
and without any shame
she sprayed it all over her front

 

[biggbear8]

silkynsmooth with magnificent tits
when dancing would wiggle her hips
a wonderful flirt
she'd lift up her skirt
and exhibit her sensuous lips

 

[biggbear8]

Rosy with her dubious style
liked to take off her clothes for a while
she'd get down on her knees
and mainly to please
she'd show off her verticle smile

 

[cookiejar]

THANK YOU BEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bear, I have been really low and today seeing these limericks.....OMG...I can't stop laughing. Thank you for taking the time to think of me and my thread. You are truly a limerick king and a kind, compassionate person who truly cares for people. No wonder Rosy, Silky and I love you so much. You truly are the most wonderful man I have ever met on Lit....hands down!!!!!! Love always...Cookie


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BEAR....LIMERICK KING

 

[silkynsmooth]

cookieeeeeeeee biggggggggggggg huggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggsssssssssssssssssssssssssss for you......and I agree...he is definitely the best man....sweetest, caring...and everything else that goes with him.

Hugggsss to bear...and btw...still laughing here

 

[biggbear8]

There was a young gypsy girl Rosy
With obsessions for gentlemen's' hose
Up her pussy, her rear,
In her mouth and each ear
And her cute little freckle-tipped nose.

 

[biggbear8]

On the internet silky and throbbin found romance,
Their both in a hot sexual trance,
But each had a gripe,
About having to type,
With a hand stuck down into their pants

 

[silkynsmooth]

LMAO

 

[middlestump1]

bet cookie gives wonderful sex,
on carpets or even on decks,
indoors or outside,
she's nothing to hide;
viagra without side effects

 

[middlestump1]

Here's to cookie, rosie and silky,
Whose breasts are incredibly milky,
In colour, that is,
When covered in jizz,
Oh bugger it, the last line has to rhyme as well, doesn't it?