Limericks at 10 Paces

[biggbear8]

cookie told slick to stop his teasin
and give her some pleasin
he said getting ancie
whats ur fancie
just lean back ill show u within reason

 

[biggbear8]

one day bear was sniffing for something sweet
was under the table then he smelled cookies treat
with one quick scoop
he came out with a tongue of her goop
now she'll always be his sweet treat

 

[biggbear8]

bear was out in the field smelling posies
came upon a woman named rosy
licked her nectar so rare
even honey didnt compare
now he doesnt want posies he just wants rosy

 

[cookiejar]

Momma was shaking her booty
And Bobber was doing his duty
He spread her gams
He said hot damn
It tastes just like tutti fruitti!

 

[cookiejar]

The man they know as NightMoves
Boy that guy really grooves
He found a young filly
they screwed willy nilly
But boy he said-watch those hooves!!

 

[cookiejar]

Rob he wants to ejaculate
So his jerking he did accelerate
He played with his jewels
Broke all the rules
Now he's trying to slow his heart rate!!

 

[biggbear8]

cookie was drinking some wine
said i think the bottle will do fine
now do not forsake
she got an aweful headache
maybe the bottle was to much she whined

 

[cookiejar]

Bear he loves his honeypots
Between her legs he squats
finding her pearl
he gives it a swirl
Tying the girl up in knots!!

 

[cookiejar]

Slick he was looking for Beaver
Ward said you have the wrong Cleaver
it's June you want
she's a tasty croissant
Now get in there guy and relieve her!!

 

[biggbear8]

Bear he loves his honeypots
Between her legs he squats
finding her pearl
he gives it a swirl
Tying the girl up in knots!!

cookie was the first to be in line
she laid and spread her legs so fine
bear found her pearl
his tongue did tricks and swirl
she screamed sorry ladies he's all mine

 

[biggbear8]

bear was doing a happy snoopy dance
all the ladies loved him with having to use the trance
all the men claimed he was lame
all these beautiful women he couldnt tame
all the ladies said with glee give us ur lance

 

[cookiejar]

CJ he wanted some nookie
He tried real hard with cookie
she gave him a melon
cause his dick it was swellin
Now it's stuck...omg just lookie!!

 

[SecretScribe]

CJ he wanted some nookie
He tried real hard with cookie
she gave him a melon
cause his dick it was swellin
Now it's stuck...omg just lookie!!

That is so painful to think about ...

For some fun I was looking afar
When I spied the sweet Cookiejar!
I sauntered on over
for a romp in the clover,
but alas my wiles were subpar!

 

[cookiejar]

That is so painful to think about ...

For some fun I was looking afar
When I spied the sweet Cookiejar!
I sauntered on over
for a romp in the clover,
but alas my wiles were subpar!

Watching the poet SecretScribe
Thinking maybe I should imbibe
should I let my hands wander
I started to ponder
Nah for now I will just use my vibe!!

 

[SecretScribe]

It's a terrible thing for the scribe
to know that he's less than a vibe!
I think I'll go pout
or look all about
for cure to which I could subscribe!

 

[RAW1966]

ROB MISSED COOKIE TODAY
HAD TO WORK HARD ALL DAY
HAD TO SELL TICKETS
AND SMILE
ALL THE WHILE WISHING HE WAS FAR AWAY


huggs cookie missed u today at work

 

[cookiejar]

A man named Middlestump
Boy how he loved to hump
he pulled out his dick
for someone to lick
And stick it in her rump!!

 

[cookiejar]

Oh MS your name! I can't resist...lol

Cookie ran over to Middlestump
she had noticed he had a lump
she said good job
you have a nice cob
I sure do like your speed bump!!

 

[cookiejar]

Robbie he's working so hard
so cookie can use his charge card
she needs some new panties
and various other scanties
To put the men on their guard!!

 

[good4u2]

The limericks they sometimes are corny
but even so, they still make me horny
thinking of those
who doff their clothes
and writing limericks so full of blarney

 

[cookiejar]

The limericks they sometimes are corny
but even so, they still make me horny
thinking of those
who doff their clothes
and writing limericks so full of blarney

Oh good4u2, you hot cutie
I want to be your new beauty
pull you so close
untying my bows
So you can look at my booty!!

 

[good4u2]

Oh good4u2, you hot cutie
I want to be your new beauty
pull you so close
untying my bows
So you can look at my booty!!

Oh Cookie, you hot little chick
you do strange things to my dick.
licking your booty
should be my duty,
and dear, it would not be too quick

 

[biggbear8]

HERE YOU GO ROSY THE FIRST OF TWO

Philatelically, Gage is the best;
There's him, and then all of the rest;
His licking technique
Makes Rosy grow weak,
Cunnilingually, always put to the test.

 

[biggbear8]

hehheheheehhehehee love you cookie and slick


Slick an avid bird watching Ditz,
Alone with field glasses he sits;
Once down by the silvery pond,
Spied a sunbathing blond,
And noted, cookie has a "pair Gold Crested Tits."

 

[biggbear8]

here is number two rosy hehehehehehehheehhee


Im gage a model railroader he said;
His layout runs under his bed;
It chugs day and night,
Gives his girlfriend rosy a fright
When it whistles while she's giving head.