Limericks at 10 Paces

Bear in his jammies did fish
hoping-wish upon wish
for a hot little bass
with a cute ass
to be served up to him on a dish!!

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THE WEATHER IS SO COLD
LOOKING TO CUDDLE AM I BOLD
THE LADY WITH WHOM I SNUGGLE
NO BLANKETS WELL SHE HANE TO TUGGLE
BEING WARM IN MY ARMS IS LIEK GOLD
 
slick standing in front of cookie
ive got a toll that will make u drool wantta lookie
cookie said yes
would u guess
she gasps lets have nookie

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cookie kneeling in front of bear
said i know it was there
boy did i blush
when cookie said with a gush
ur not waering under waer
 
hehehehehehe


when cookie walks into a room
all the men swarm to her zoom zoom
she could have her pick of the stock
but she only wants one mans cock
all they hearts shattered with a boom
 
giving this thread a bump
we just a little hump
looking for my pet
so we can get wet
need to give this thread a jump.
 
at the lake otter and rosy did stay
in the water they will play
knowing sometime theyll get wet
is sure a safe bet
otters putting rosy on a silver tray
 
cookie wanted slick to take her to school
all the while she just wanted play with his tool
not sue of what she'll learn
just knowing her body will burn
and all cookie can do is drool
 
now bears sitting all alone
i need a woman i groan
its been so very long
since anyone played with his dong
and this he just wont condone
 
There once was a man named slick
Who wanted to show cookie his stick
Cookie gave in
And with a big grin
Said slick you have a big dick
 
cookie flipped slick on his back
said now watch this jack
as her head bobbed up and down
he made a moaning sound
and she tickles his sack
 
Otter said:
There once was a man named slick
Who wanted to show cookie his stick
Cookie gave in
And with a big grin
Said slick you have a big dick




Otter-he knows that he oughter
Stop screwing in the water
everytime he tinkles
his dick is all wrinkles
Just like a lamb to the slaughter!!


:p :p
 
biggbear8 said:
cookie wants u to come in and post
she the hostess with the most
limericks are so much fun
even the naughty one
so please the hostess with a post



as cookie was reading her new story
she was in all her glory
her hand went down
her moan the only sound
when down she was flushed and in her glory
 
biggbear8 said:
as cookie was reading her new story
she was in all her glory
her hand went down
her moan the only sound
when down she was flushed and in her glory







when she picked up bears new work
her hand started to really jerk
when she came
she screamed my name
u perv in what corner do u lurk
 
cookiejar said:
Did y'all know Bear is in the ballet
He really is so carefree and "gay"
he fills out his tights
really quite the sight
As we watch them swing and sway!!


:p :p


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ballet is really quite tough
i do have all the right stuff
stripping is what i want to be
pleasing all the ladies u see
with cookie i never get enough
 
i may swing and sway
im definelly not *gay*
the ladies will tell ya
my tongue will thrill ya
give it a try what do u say
 
There once was a girl named cookie
Who made all the boys feel like a rookie
She would give them a tease
and when they said please
She said maybe I'll show you my nookie
 
Rosy she was a big meanie
Left Otter to play with his weenie
Stuck out his cob
played with his knob
Too bad it's really so teeny!!


:p :p
 
Every guy Cookie met
Tried to make Cookie wet
And when all the guys tried
To get between her thighs
She just said, Is it in yet


:p :D
 
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