Like Me, Have You Ever

Yes. A few (there’s another story there for another time)

LMHYE walked in on someone using a toy (other than your partner)?
 
I enjoy the "Have You Ever..." threads, but there is an aspect missing, I think: whether or not the person asking the question has ever done the thing being asked.

Now, you don't have to have done the deed to ask the question. We just want to know if you have. Tell us, yes or no.

Oh, and "bonus points" for details. ;)

So, LMHYE...

Had sex with someone less than 10 minutes after having met them for the first time?

(Mine was a guy who'd been eying me at a dance club. We finally danced (one song) and went outside to fuck in the backseat of my car. Hey, I was horny!)
I was at a hotel room and I went to the front desk to ask for a different room than the one I was given. The manager was taking me to a suite to see if I preferred that over my room. He opened the door I walked in and he followed behind me and as soon as I heard the door close I turned around and started dropping to my knees and he already had his zipper down and was excitedly pulling his fat thick and long cock out as it landed in my mouth. No words were said just a moan as I choked it down my throat and he swung his waist in the direction of the back of my throat. He was rock hard in no time he was pumping my throat trying to work his oversized cock in and out, up and down my mouth as I held my hands on his ass cheeks pulling his meat down my throat. I was so turned on by this spontaneous cock thrusting I thought I was going to cum. Instead he buried his cock to the back of my throat and held it there for a few seconds as his cock exploded and shot a massive load of cum down my throat I could feel that warm blast of goo running down my throat. He withdrew his cock and shot a big stream of cum across my face and then he pushed his cock back down my throat and pumped my mouth until he drained his balls. I stood up and wiped the cum down my face into my mouth as I walked out the door and went back to my room. I never even changed rooms after that. I got to my room looked in the mirror and I still had a big shot of cum on the side of my face I pulled out my hard cock and started jacking it and with my other hand I collected the rest of the cum on my face and made sure it all went in my mouth for one last swallow!
 
Not sex but fooling around resulting in orgasm.

LMHYE been watched receiving oral?
 
Nope.

LMHYE gone on a date purely for a free meal? (Well not purely, it was also to backup my friend who wasn’t sure about going out with his cousin)
 
Nope.

LMHYE gone on a date purely for a free meal? (Well not purely, it was also to backup my friend who wasn’t sure about going out with his cousin)
Never gone on a date with a cousin or for a free meal.

LMHYE had to use an escape plan to get out of a first date? (had a friend page you during the date)
 
Never gone on a date with a cousin or for a free meal.

LMHYE had to use an escape plan to get out of a first date? (had a friend page you during the date)
Uhm, I can be so antisocial, I have escape plans for EVERYTHING, including meeting with friends. And yes, I've used them. :eek:

LMHYE met someone you got off with at a party, but you were too drunk to remember it was them, and then you met them sober later, and they got annoyed because you didn't remember it was them that you kissed the face off? I mean, you remember it was *someone* but not them specifically? :censored:
 
Yep! Very embarrassing as others even had videos of it and I felt a bit silly.

LMHYE: Been sick but still fucked?
I don't think so. I've wanked when unwell, but I keep my germs to myself. :p

LMHYE been extra loud in hotel rooms when wanking or having sex, just to spread the joy? :LOL:
 
Not in a hotel... ok, I am not sure. But at home. The neighbours have been friendly by saying we had a fun night. 😅 Well, it was fun.

LMHYE had sex in front of your hotel room because none of you two could get the door open fast enough?
 
Fooled around , yes.

LMHYE had an orgasm with others in close proximity that did not know.?
 
Yes, was visiting my aunt and uncle in Michigan with my mom and brother (no, I’m not into taboo family stuff), I think I was around 18, and they put the 3 of us in the basement and I was on an air mattress. About the phase I discovered how to give myself orgasms and woke up in the middle of the night horny and got myself there quietly (I hope 😆).

LMHYE had sex on a plane?
 
Yes, was visiting my aunt and uncle in Michigan with my mom and brother (no, I’m not into taboo family stuff), I think I was around 18, and they put the 3 of us in the basement and I was on an air mattress. About the phase I discovered how to give myself orgasms and woke up in the middle of the night horny and got myself there quietly (I hope 😆).

LMHYE had sex on a plane?
Yes

LMHYE been jerked off while riding a motorcycle?
 
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