Life in the Fast Lane

[Joeybagadonuts]

I know that some of you people in all those foreign countries drive on the wrong side of the road but I assume we all have passing lanes and regular traffic lanes.

I admit to being a neurotic, aggressive, New Jersey driver. Anyone in front of me is a jerk-off and anyone who passes me is an asshole.

Some of you fuckers, sit in the passing lane, either driving the speed limit or under. Some of you have the good sense to move over when another driver flashes his high beam lights. Some of you (jerk-offs) refuse to move creating a hazard for everyone else on the road.


Please explain to me what makes you an obstinate jerk-off driver.

 

[remy_lebeau8]

I cruise at 60 or 65. Get better gas milage outta my rolling brick that way

 

[Joeybagadonuts]

I cruise at 60 or 65. Get better gas milage outta my rolling brick that way

I got no problem with that, if you stay in the proper lane.

 

[butters]

i don't drive

i'm just a jerk

*bath-time! roses, bubbles, ahhh*

 

[Adre]

I cut my teeth navigating the circles in NJ, so I know how to take care of myself on the road.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Fuck it. I thought this was an Eagles thread.

 

[remy_lebeau8]

Are you a jerkoff driver if someone is riding your ass while youre going 10 over so you swerve out of the way of a dead deer at the last second so the guy behind you wacks it? I know someone who did that the other night

 

[Joeybagadonuts]

Are you a jerkoff driver if someone is riding your ass while youre going 10 over so you swerve out of the way of a dead deer at the last second so the guy behind you wacks it? I know someone who did that the other night

I really don't care how slowly you or anyones else drive, just keep out of the passing lanes.

In the op I alluded to my hypocritical attitude about driving but I'm looking for someone to admit to being a jerk-off for refusing to move over. I seek an explanation for this rude behavior.

 

[NatashaluvBoris]

I really don't care how slowly you or anyones else drive, just keep out of the passing lanes.

In the op I alluded to my hypocritical attitude about driving but I'm looking for someone to admit to being a jerk-off for refusing to move over. I seek an explanation for this rude behavior.

I like cockblocking assholes who tailgate me when there's obviously cars in front of me. I stay in the left lane, slow down and drive next to someone in the right lane. Then I just watch them get more and more pissed.

Its even better if the right lane moves a little and they jump over and then get stuck again. Some people don't get it. Sometimes there's traffic and you have to "go with it".

 

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[ryan8558]

I lived in southern California back in the mid '80's when people were shooting the above on the freeways.

Still do here.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Fuck it. I thought this was an Eagles thread.

^^THIS!

 

[NatashaluvBoris]

I lived in southern California back in the mid '80's when people were shooting the above on the freeways.

Well I drive a convertible so there's no excuse for missing!!!

 

[Fata Morgana]

^^THIS!

Never fear, we'll start our own!

 

[Joeybagadonuts]

I like cockblocking assholes who tailgate me when there's obviously cars in front of me. I stay in the left lane, slow down and drive next to someone in the right lane. Then I just watch them get more and more pissed.

Its even better if the right lane moves a little and they jump over and then get stuck again. Some people don't get it. Sometimes there's traffic and you have to "go with it".

I do the same thing when there is traffic in front of me.

 

[_Roobarb]

Just for info. You can be fined for sitting in the middle lanes in the UK. Admittedly the widest we get is four lanes which has confused all of those people who used to sit in the middle lane and now don't know whether to sit in lane 2 or 3.

Motorway tailgaters and middle-lane hoggers are to face quick justice with on-the-spot penalties under new measures announced by the government.

From July, police will be able to issue £100 fines and three points for careless driving offences that would currently have to go to court.

It's double if you're driving a skoda.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Just for info. You can be fined for sitting in the middle lanes in the UK. Admittedly the widest we get is four lanes which has confused all of those people who used to sit in the middle lane and now don't know whether to sit in lane 2 or 3.



It's double if you're driving a skoda.

 

[NatashaluvBoris]

I do the same thing when there is traffic in front of me.

It's fun isn't it?

Seriously I'm driving the fastest if there's no cars in front of me.

I've talked down all but one speeding ticket in court.

Can't drive legally in Virginia now. Oh boo hoo. Has no effect on my life there's not a fucking thing there anyway.