Life changing experience

[Que]

I grew up on syrup bread I been to more funerals than graduations I got more family members locked up than home I don't got to play shit this is who I am

I dunno. It's the internet you can be whomever you wish, right?

Who you are in real life is never who you have to be.

I will say I do respect that you mention fatherhood as important to you. I don't know who is crazier...you making three kids by 19, or me making a fifth one at 40.

 

[smoothg103rd]

You must be so proud.

I am so proud

 

[Que]

Dude, Query has more street cred than you, and he wears penny loafers.

Bitch, please!

I wear kitten-heeled sling-backs!

 

[smoothg103rd]

I dunno. It's the internet you can be whomever you wish, right?

Who you are in real life is never who you have to be.

I will say I do respect that you mention fatherhood as important to you. I don't know who is crazier...you making three kids by 19, or me making a fifth one at 40.

I'm a 100% real nigga

 

[Queersetti]

Smooth has three kids, but he isn't sure who the mothers are.

 

[Queersetti]

Bitch, please!

I wear kitten-heeled sling-backs!

Don't bitch me, or I'll go back and edit it to say Crocs.

 

[Que]

you wouldn't DARE!

Don't bitch me, or I'll go back and edit it to say Crocs.

 

[subdued_passion]

Wtf u b talking bout? Are u a dot head or a redskin? Which one

You're saying it like those are the only two options available.

BTW, Candi is part Indian too, so be careful.

You know, it never occurred to me that he was trying to play 'ghetto'. I thought he was going for 'redneck'. It's less funny when it isn't my culture he's butchering.

Thug life is hard, y'all!

 

[smoothg103rd]

Smooth has three kids, but he isn't sure who the mothers are.

And u have no kids but I bet you know who the father's are

 

[CandiCame]

http://www.nj.com/essex/index.ssf/2...ks_fifth_homicide_in_bloody_72-hour_span.html

That doesn't answer the question? We've established that gun violence is a thing- Dante was originally shot at the ending of Clerks. So... yes? That is where the Kevin Smith movies were set? I guess?

 

[smoothg103rd]

You're saying it like those are the only two options available.

BTW, Candi is part Indian too, so be careful.

I thought he was a woman until he got mad when I called him one. . How much of a threat could he be?

 

[CandiCame]

You're saying it like those are the only two options available.

BTW, Candi is part Indian too, so be careful.




Thug life is hard, y'all!

Yeah, but I'm woo woo not red dot.

 

[Queersetti]

And u have no kids but I bet you know who the father's are

And you said you couldn't get stupider! Don't sell yourself short, man.

 

[CandiCame]

I thought he was a woman until he got mad when I called him one. . How much of a threat could he be?

I never got mad. I said it was odd. I am a woman. When the mood strikes. I'm the hottest chick on the gb.

 

[smoothg103rd]

That doesn't answer the question? We've established that gun violence is a thing- Dante was originally shot at the ending of Clerks. So... yes? That is where the Kevin Smith movies were set? I guess?

Don't know who Kevin Smith is

 

[Que]

I'm a 100% real nigga

hmmm. Well you can understand why I would be messing with you if I had an inkling that it was a put-on, right?

I am not a purest when it comes to language and actual authenticity goes a ways, but you might consider that the Lit part in Literotica is the same root as "literature" and "literate."

Language kind of matters a bit but if anything it is a generational thing. An entire generation was raised on texting, right?

I am going to suspend disbelief and take you as you present yourself. Not that you need my permission, of course.

I am going to call you Jamaal after my good friend in Cleveland.

 

[Queersetti]

Don't know who Kevin Smith is

He's your daddy.

 

[smoothg103rd]

And you said you couldn't get stupider! Don't sell yourself short, man.

It was a gay joke

 

[Queersetti]

hmmm. Well you can understand why I would be messing with you if I had an inkling that it was a put-on, right?

I am not a purest when it comes to language and actual authenticity goes a ways, but you might consider that the Lit part in Literotica is the same root as "literature" and "literate."

Language kind of matters a bit but if anything it is a generational thing. An entire generation was raised on texting, right?

I am going to suspend disbelief and take you as you present yourself. Not that you need my permission, of course.

I am going to call you Jamaal after my good friend in Cleveland.

Well played, sir, well played.

 

[smoothg103rd]

He's your daddy.

Nah u the only one that calls another man daddy

 

[Queersetti]

It was a gay joke

If it was a gay joke, it would have been funny.

 

[CandiCame]

Don't know who Kevin Smith is

There's no way in hell that you're from Jersey and you don't know who Kevin Smith is, ESPECIALLY if you're black. Black folk from Jersey are all kinda pissed off at underrepresentation in Smith films, AND made up a big portion of protesters when Dogma came out because apparently they are overrepresented in theological societies.

 

[Queersetti]

Nah u the only one that calls another man daddy

I'm not the only one on this thread!

 

[CandiCame]

Nah u the only one that calls another man daddy

That's entirely untrue.

 

[CandiCame]

I'm not the only one on this thread!

I feel like that was more insulting to me than it was to you.