Lies..Give me One

[juicylips]

Tell me one.

For instance...."Yea, it was good for me too!"

Or..."The check's in the mail"


You know..that kind of stuff.

Give me your best lie.

JL

 

[thegenogoths]

use this cream and the rash will be gone in a week i promise.....yea right! lol

 

[bluespoke]

I promise, I won't cum in your mouth!

 

[lovetoread]

I am really 5'4",blond and perky.

My interests include cheerleading and blow jobs.

 

[HoldenMcCrank]

I am from

The Government and I am here to help!

Holden

 

[juicylips]

I am really 5'4",blond and perky.

My interests include cheerleading and blow jobs.

You're making me laugh again, ltr


Kiss tiger for me..don't forget to add lots of tongue

Hehehe
JL

 

[xMorganx]

no i really do care,

 

[sch00lteacher]

Doctor: "You'll just feel a little pinch here."

 

[badasschick]

just let me put the head in.

 

[Draco]

But we can still remain as friends......

If I had a dollar for everytime I heard that one

 

[lovetoread]

Rubber?

Naw we dont need one.

You cant get pregnant the first time you have sex.

 

[Abraxas Winterlight]

honest, people do it like that ALL the time.

 

[unclej]

after makin' out hot and heavy and trying to get further (see homerun) and the lady says no and you sit up and you're quiet for a minute and she asks if you're mad...

no baby, i'm not mad...you're worth waiting for and when the time is right we'll both know...

not that i've ever used an obvious ploy like that but you youngsters might want to remember it....

 

[lovetoread]

I swear this never happened before.

Give it a lick and see if that works.

 

[SilverVeil]

" They are only staying for 2 weeks till they get their house "

 

[badasschick]

Oh we can have that done in 2 weeks.

 

[lovetoread]

No of course I am not messing around on you,those numbers are from work,thats all.

 

[thegenogoths]

I will fix the loose door jam.

 

[perks]

I hate ducks.

 

[lovetoread]

Of course I'll share the lotto money with you if I win.

 

[CarolineOh]

"Oh, my, it's SO big"

 

[freescorfr]

" They are only staying for 2 weeks till they get their house "

Ah. Like Melpomenous Jones in Stephen Leacock. I love Stephen Leacock - any fans?

Lies Juicy?

I promise, this is my last drink.

 

[lovetoread]

Of course I am a natural blond.

 

[juicylips]

"Oh, my, it's SO big"

Hehehe...

JL

 

[thumbs2_ca]

lol

Yea baby that is 8 inches...