Lies..Give me One

[Vinny]

Lies

I did not put my cock in your ass on purpose. It slipped and I missed your pussy

 

[greeneyedgringo]

Priest: "Do you ***** promise to love, honor and cherish *******, as long as you both shall live?"

Wife: "I do"

Now THAT was a good one!

 

[Jewelz]

"No, you look great in that..." (Can we PLEASE LEAVE....)

"Nah, I don't mind..."

"It's my fault, entirely."

Oi.

LOL @ its not my fault, entirely....you are great AA!

 

[Wiggles]

It's ok sweetie, it happens to a lot of guys. I don't mind, really.

Him- "What's wrong?"

Me- "Nothing"


You're the best I've ever had....

 

[Sixth]

Yeah, right

"I've never felt this way before."

 

[Jewelz]

no,really, your breath isnt the reason I dont want to kiss you right now.............(gag)

 

[Paendragon]

Re: lol

I almost spit some coffee on that last one paendragon

Oh the person I am chatting with is a guy. BJ is short for Brian something or other.

lol.

 

[Jewelz]

yes of course you made me cum when we cybered............*yawn*

 

[AzureAngel]

"He/She's the only one for me!"

"I'll never love again!"

In response to "How are you? How was your day?" etc.... "Good, I'm just fine."

"No, I'm not mad at you. I'm just tired."

Or my personal usage favorite, though is true 75% of the time... "I'm just hungry, not mad at you."

"I don't know what I was thinking or what came over me."

"Nah, I enjoy being single!"

Gah. Lots of lies out there.

 

[AzureAngel]

"I deleted all my porn." Hey, I actually did, but... I get this a lot from others.

"I'm just fine, don't worry about me."

"I like what you did with your hair."

"My connection went down all yesterday, I just couldn't get online to talk to you."

 

[Willing and Unsure]

"boy.. aint you the cutest little thing?"

 

[Liontamr]

No really, it's fine if you don't want to go down on me. Doesn't bother me at all.

 

[pennynam]

"no baby, just because I held your head while I was cumming doesn't mean I did it on purpose"

Penny

 

[SexySlut2]

You are the sexiest guy I have ever seen. Uhhuh

 

[Willing and Unsure]

its okay, i didnt want you to remember my birthday anyways.

 

[SpaceToast]

"I like intelligent men."

That one always makes me laugh-

-M@

 

[Sixth]

Fibs

"Personality’s the most important thing to me."

 

[Ballboy]

"No I'm not attracted to her. You're the only one for me"

Actually, that's two.

 

[Sixth]

Dirty little lies,

"It was a pleasure meeting you."

 

[Ballboy]

Don't believe a word of it

"Of course I'll still respect you"

 

[Sixth]

My gosh. Has anyone offered up this infamous lie yet? I can't believe it's been missed out.

"I'll call you later!"

 

[Ballboy]

"No, I don't want to sleep with you AND your twin sister"

 

[T.H. Oughts]

No honey... I'll just wanna fall asleep inside you... honest.....

 

[Sixth]

"I wasn't looking down your top. I was just thinking how well purple suits you."

 

[paganangel]

"Oh, my, it's SO big"

i KNEW it!!!