Letters

[kidthor]

Dear Letters Thread,

With Amelia, pudding, loveseats, and assfucking all present, you are nearly the perfect thread. Keep up the good work.

Admiringly Yours,
~KID~

 

[amelia]

Dear Sinus Medicine:

I love you. You're the only thing keeping me from insanity today. Thank you for giving me the sweetest legal high i can possibly have.

With Love and Addiction,
Amelia

 

[Lasz]

Dear NFL refs,

Dont fuck up on Sunday. It may ruin your lives and you will make some people very angry. Every call should be accurate.

Laz

 

[Epiphany]

Dear Nurse:

Learn how to properly start an I.V. will ya? I've got three huge bruises where you fucked it up. Not to mention the prick marks in my arm. I look like a damn heroin addict.

Sorely yours,
~SaraPet~

 

[amelia]

Dear You Know Who:

You need apology lessons. You don't apologize for gloating and taunting and then turn around and gloat and taunt. Better luck next time.

Amelia

 

[Oscuridad]

Dear Nurse Amelia,

Ow. It hurts.

Help me.

Yours with discomfort,

- O

 

[amelia]

Dear Life:

Something good today, ok?

Hopeful,
Amelia

 

[Marxist]

Dear Amelia,

Everything is gonna be alright.

Your Friend,
Life

 

[~Dream~]

dear Amelia

you seem sweet have a great day

 

[~Dream~]

touche'

 

[Debbie]

dear amelia,
you know when ever life seems to be kicking your ass, I am here.
I care, no matter what. You better send me an email
or an IM. I don't want to get medievil on your kind loving ass.
Signed, debbie.

 

[Oscuridad]

Dear powers that be,

I need the 30 second repost rule relaxed or repealed.

I can't keep up with my own threads.



Yours in a hurry,

- O

 

[Lasz]

Dear Random Asshole

You broke my leg, come do my fucking laundry because I have no clean clothes and dirty ones are starting to smell.

Laz the Gimp

 

[Nora]

Dear People Who Really Need to Die,

Get the fuck on with it already.


Affectionately yrs,

Nora.

 

[Lasz]

Dear NFL refs,

Dont fuck up on Sunday. It may ruin your lives and you will make some people very angry. Every call should be accurate.

Laz

What did I just say, that two point conversion was good, he PUSHED him out of bounds! He was above the plain.

 

[teddybear4play]

Dear Employers Whom I've Sent Applications/Résumés To:

Get together, and nominate one of you to remove your head from your ass and hire me. I'd like to pay rent this month.

Please.

TB4p

 

[TheDR4KE]

Dear irritating students

Please accept the fact that you got some questions wrong in the assignment and get on with life (and leave me alone).

Thank you

the D

 

[Minkey Boodle]

Dear Mattell,

While I think you for my life, I just have one small request. See, these boobies here don't have any nipples and I could sure use some. My legs are too long and skinny to actually support my upper body, causing me to crawl everywhere I go. My cheeks hurt from this silly grin, and my hip joint is reaaallly weird. I dig the belly button and the new curvish backside, though.

There's that whole genitalia issue to cover as well, but I've already sent several of these letters on the subject.

In Anticipation,

Boodle-icious

 

[Nora]

Dear Byron in Exile,

I'm sorry about your shrubbery. I didn't mean to smush it while I was lurking outside of your window tonight. Stalking isn't as easy as it's cracked up to be, ya know.

Um...would you mind moving a little to your left? I can't read your monitor from here. Oh, and I took the liberty of opening your mail and resteaming it shut. Your water bill is late. How the heck do you manage to use that many gallons??

Sincerely,

The chick in the hedges.

 

[Jim_Henson]

Dear Eu

Beautiful Eu
Spirit away
yesterdays truth
left yesteday
I miss Eu

Where are Eu

Me

 

[Rhys]

Dear Prudence...

you know the words


love

John, Paul, George and Ringo

 

[Oscuridad]

Dear Amelia,

I think this letter thread has worked out rather well.

Reading faster than I ought to,

- O

 

[Vilac]

Dear Employers Whom I've Sent Applications/Résumés To:

Get together, and nominate one of you to remove your head from your ass and hire me. I'd like to pay rent this month.

Please.

TB4p

Dear Mr. 4Play,

We have reviewed your application(s). Unfortunately at this time we do not have any openings.

In the meantime, may we suggest that you try out for American Idol or one of the other reality-based television shows. We'll be sure to watch for you.

Regretfully,
"Employer With His Head Up His Ass"

((( My only regret is that I'm not home to change into my av of the guy with his head up his ass ))) lol

 

[amelia]

Dear Everyone:

I'm writing a paper about the women of the Illiad. If you have any insightful information on this subject, please submit it here. and if you want to write a two paged report, double-spaced with an unjustified right margin..that's ok too.

thanks,
Amelia

 

[TheDR4KE]

Dear Amelia

I guess I would start by reading this and this, and looking at the references they give. Then I'd think about my angle. Maybe heroism? Or fashion? To address the Greek aspect, you could look here, here, or here.

Have fun.

Quack,

the D