Letters

[amelia]

Dear Amelia

I guess I would start by reading
Have fun.

Quack,

the D

Dear D:

thanks! i owe ya one. i especially like the last links

hugs,
Amelia

 

[Jim_Henson]

Mr Drake

I'm impressed

Mr Muppet

 

[islandman]

Dearest you,

I want you right here, right now, legs splayed on my desk, your wetness pooling on the tabletop.

What better way than to consumate our passion than by christening my new office?

I await your answer.


Strokingly yours,

IslandMan

 

[Eumenides]

Dear *)(&^%)(*&_)()*_)&(&*^*+))(()^&^*%&_*er:

PUT IT THE FUCK AWAY.

Crankily yours,

Emoooooooooooooody

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

To my One & Only Practicing Perv,

You're suppose to be working, not stroking for another 1/2 hour.

I'll meet you at seven the hour.

I'll be the one wearing the post-its.

Lovingly Yours,

Slick

 

[amelia]

i don't think enough people saw this..so i'm posting it again..come on people. somebody write a paper for me...i mean..help me.

Dear Everyone:

I'm writing a paper about the women of the Illiad. If you have any insightful information on this subject, please submit it here. and if you want to write a two paged report, double-spaced with an unjustified right margin..that's ok too.

thanks,
Amelia

 

[Eumenides]

i don't think enough people saw this..so i'm posting it again..come on people. somebody write a paper for me...i mean..help me.

Dear Amelia,

I will hunt up my old paper for you. Unfortunately, it is about Achilles and Agamemnon. Not much of the ladies there. Sorry to disappoint you.

Your Choo Choo (tutor)
Eu

 

[Saint Valentine]

i don't think enough people saw this..so i'm posting it again..come on people. somebody write a paper for me...i mean..help me.

Dear Amelia,

Had I ever read the Iliad, I would be more than happy to help, but as I have not, let me just say I like your av. Hope you get the scholastic assistance you require.

Classicly untrained,
Saint V~

 

[amelia]

Dear Amelia,

I will hunt up my old paper for you. Unfortunately, it is about Achilles and Agamemnon. Not much of the ladies there. Sorry to disappoint you.

Your Choo Choo (tutor)
Eu

Dearest tutor:

you could NEVER-EVER disappoint me.

hugs and kisses,
Amelia

 

[Lasz]

Dear Amelia

Post more often, I dont see enough of you these days. Good luck on your paper sounds like a tough one.

Laz

 

[Eumenides]

Dearest tutor:

you could NEVER-EVER disappoint me.

hugs and kisses,
Amelia

Dear Amelia,

Only in an academic sense, really.

Your dummy,
Eume

 

[amelia]

Dear Amelia,

Only in an academic sense, really.

Your dummy,
Eume

Eumilicious:

for a minute i thought you were calling me a dummy. good to know you're not.

(you're not dumb either)

love,
Amelia

 

[Eumenides]

Eumilicious:

for a minute i thought you were calling me a dummy. good to know you're not.

(you're not dumb either)

love,
Amelia

Dear Amelia

Thank You.

BTW...you suck for seeing chicago without me. But I still care.

Your Chicagoless One,
Emoodie

 

[amelia]

Dear Amelia

Thank You.

BTW...you suck for seeing chicago without me. But I still care.

Your Chicagoless One,
Emoodie

Emoodie:

You've got to see Chicago! it's awesome. i sang the songs ALL day today. The girlies are great and so is richard.

you sooo have to check it out.

HaCha,
Amelia

 

[red_rose]

Dear Emoodie,

Why are ya sad?

Rosey

 

[Lasz]

Dear Eumenides

I have no friends that want to go see Chicago.
Will you come see it with me if it is possible?

Laz

Dear Amelia

Thank You.

BTW...you suck for seeing chicago without me. But I still care.

Your Chicagoless One,
Emoodie

 

[Eumenides]

Dear Emoodie,

Why are ya sad?

Rosey

Dear Red Rose,

A colleague of mine died saturday. I should really change my title.

Thanks,
Emoodie

 

[Eumenides]

Dear Eumenides

I have no friends that want to go see Chicago.
Will you come see it with me if it is possible?

Laz

Dear Laz,

Sure. Can I sign your cast?

Movie Goin',
Eumeny

 

[Lasz]

Dear Laz,

Sure. Can I sign your cast?

Movie Goin',
Eumeny

Eumeny,

As long as you write something unique and cool on it. What are you going to write on it?

Love
Broken Fibula Man

 

[Eumenides]

Eumeny,

As long as you write something unique and cool on it. What are you going to write on it?

Love
Broken Fibula Man

Dear Bro-Fibman,

I will write:

To the man who watched hot chicks in prison with me, and endured my singalong style, I wish only the best of healing and recouperation. ~EumenidesPants

Your John Hancock,
Eumeny

 

[Lasz]

Dear Bro-Fibman,

I will write:

To the man who watched hot chicks in prison with me, and endured my singalong style, I wish only the best of healing and recouperation. ~EumenidesPants

Your John Hancock,
Eumeny

Dear 'Deez

Thanks

Laz

 

[Vilac]

Dear *)(&^%)(*&_)()*_)&(&*^*+))(()^&^*%&_*er:

PUT IT THE FUCK AWAY.

Crankily yours,

Emoooooooooooooody

Dear Ume,
I responded to this post in the blurt thread. It seems you've grown into repeating yourself.

I'm rather concerned. If you start wandering the halls of lit, walking in little circles...talking to yourself, we're going to have to call the professionals in.

Concerned,
V~

 

[red_rose]

Dear Red Rose,

A colleague of mine died saturday. I should really change my title.

Thanks,
Emoodie

Dear Emoodie,

I feel for you, sweetie.

And if your title still expresses how you feel, leave it! It's funny how one shot can convey so many moods, isn't it?

Rosey

 

[Eumenides]

Dear Ume,
I responded to this post in the blurt thread. It seems you've grown into repeating yourself.

I'm rather concerned. If you start wandering the halls of lit, walking in little circles...talking to yourself, we're going to have to call the professionals in.

Concerned,
V~

Dear Concerned V,

Don't be. I was frustrated. I couldn't stop screaming at the puter. It won't happen again. i don't get cranky that often.

Better Now,
Eume

 

[Vilac]

Dear Concerned V,

Don't be. I was frustrated. I couldn't stop screaming at the puter. It won't happen again. i don't get cranky that often.

Better Now,
Eume

Dear Ume,

Prozac is a wonderful thing, isn't it?

Mellowly yours,
V~