Lavy & Co Rubber Room

Why certainly, Cheffie. Do I need to call Angel over here with those cigs, or do you want that fire on the end of a candle, complete with dripping wax? ;)
 
Baby do you know how to do it or WHAT!

Um... "You can bend me, shape me, anyway... you want me"
 
Dillie the DJ, workin' it

Thank you for that...I could use a little bass-heavy funk right now.
 
Mischka! But of course, pumpkin, your wish is my command...

Psssttt.......hey. Take this box and run into the back, here's the key. Put this on and make a grand entrance! *lick*


HEY everybody!
A gal's gotta be passionate about her job.....without delay, here comes Mischka, the super swingin' sexy special interest ingenue. She deals in desires...
everyone LOVE her!
 
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Kicking up a notch a hop and a single malt scotch.

I got the beat and y'all have got some feat. Now its time to mingle and meat.

Pull up a bar stool and try not to drool!
 
I don't think I qualify as one of "the insane elite of lit," so I'll just back out quietly, bolt the door and tell the duty nurse that Dilly's digging in the archives.
 
No way kotori - your insanity is insured by your being here in the first place. So get your groove thang on...
 
Dillinger said:
No way kotori - your insanity is insured by your being here in the first place. So get your groove thang on...
Well in that case, I'll just lite up this Macanudo, peel the wax off this new bottle of Maker's, and wait for the games to begin . . . Care for a splash?
 
Slip slidin' away
Slip slidin' away
You know the rubber of your destination
The more you're slip slidin' away

YEAH YEAH YAH
Kickin' back in the rubber room!
 
Mmmm... yes I remember.

Trolls and Dental Damn...

Does it get any better?

*lol*
 
Yeah Lavy... I miss them too - but... get in the rubber room mode... a la, so to speak.
 
lavy, enough with the melancholy walk down mammory lane! Put on your boogie boots and shake that rum-PAH!!!

Now I rock a house party at the drop of a hat
I beat a biter down with an aluminum bat
a lot of people they be Jonesin' just to hear me rock the mic
they'll be staring at the radio
staying up all night
so like a pimp I'm pimpin'
I got a boat to eat shrimp in
Nothing wrong with my leg
just B-boy limpin'
Got arrested at the Mardi Gras for jumping on a float
My man MCA's got a beard like a billy goat

oooo-wah oooo-wah is my disco call
MCA huh-unh I'm gettin' rope y'all
Routines I bust rhymes I write
And I'll be busting routines and rhymes all night
Like eating burgers or chicken or you'll be picking your nose
I'm on time homie that's how it goes
You heard my style I think you missed the point

it's the joint

Mike D
"Yeah?"
with your bad self running things
What's up
with your bad breath onion rings

Well I'm Mike D and I'm back from the dead
Chillin' at the beaches down at Club Med
Make another record 'cause the people they want more of this
Suckers they be saying they can take out Adam Horovitz

Hurricane you got clout
Other DJ's he'll take your head out
A puppet on a string I'm paid to sing or rhyme
Or do my thing I'm
In a lava lamp inside my brain hotel
I might be peakin' or freakin' but I rock well
The Patty Duke the wrench and then I bust the tango
Got more rhymes than Jamaica got Mango Kangols
I got the peg leg at the end of my stump

Shake your rump!

Full Clout y'all
Full Clout y'all
And when the mic is in my mouth I turn it out y'all
Full Clout

Never been dumped 'cause I'm the most mackinest
Never been jumped 'cause I'm known the most packinest
Yeah we've got beef chief
We're knocking out teeth chief
And if you don't believe us you should question your belief Keith

Like Sam the butcher bringing Alice the meat
Like Fred Flintstone driving around with bald feet
Should I have another sip no skip it
In the back of the ride and bust with the whippet
Rope a dope dookies all around the neck
Woo-hah! got them all in check
Running from the law the press and the parents
Is your name Michael Diamond?

No mine's Clarence!

From downtown Manhattan the village
My style is wild and you know that it still is
Disco bag schlepping and you're doing the bump

Shake your rump!
 
Rose you are the most red red rose hot cha cha rock and roll hip hop bohemian ya ya diddly do dah day!
 
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