Lavy & Co Rubber Room

[Weevil]

The pearl has returned. But it doesn't look as if the party is continuing.

EBW, why do you have to be so anal?

Lack of paternal love

I still don't like dance music though. As Dan Savage said I wouldn't follow a DJ to water in the desert.

 

[lavender]

 

[Weevil]

Hey Hey! Everything's coming up Weevil

So what's up in the hizouse???

 

[Pyper]

I've had a profile makeover. Just want to see how I look.

 

[Dillinger]

Stop ripping off Ginsburg you beatnik biter!

Too bad Siren's not giving out lit points anymore - you'd deserve a few hundred for getting the reference at least. Hey - it ain't a rip-off - noNo - its a rewrite - a riff - I'm a jiving with the Ginster!

So let me just be a sayin' to you:

Pull my daisy
Tip my cup
Cut my thoughts
for coconuts!

 

[Dillinger]

Oh Pyper, who gives a fuck about intellectual property on a bulletin board?

Dillinger, keep trying to make the party come back to life! I'm not sure it's revivable.

No matter no matter I'm a party unto myself. I'll keep the beat even when the rest resign in defeat!

 

[lavender]

 

[Dillinger]

Jack my Arden
Gate my shades
Silk my garden
Rose my days

Bone my shadow
Dove my dream
Milk my mind &
Make me cream

(it ain't always about just the ta ta's - but as long as you're offering...)

 

[Dillinger]

Come on people - it ain't just Ginsberg - take my hand (lavy? pyper?) and Keroac with me! We'll do the Cassady together!

Hop my heart on
Harp my height
Hip my angel
Hype my light

Heal the raindrop
Sow the eye
Woe the worm
Work the wise

(Its the hottest hippest roundest dance they ever was!)

 

[Dillinger]

Stop the hoax
Where's the wake
What's the box
How's the Hicks

Rob my locker
Lick my rocks
Rack my lacks
Lark my looks

(Where are all you ultracool hepcats at? Give me some tea! one pill makes you hornier and one makes you cum...)

 

[lavender]

 

[Dillinger]

Whore my door
Beat my bear
Craze my hair
Bare my poor

Say my oops
Ope my shell
Roll my bones
Ring my bell

Pope my parts
Pop my pet
Poke my pap
Pit my plum

(keep 'em coming ee cummings!)

 

[InternationalFunboy]

I'll take the one that makes me hornier.

Did someone call me?

ahhh.....forget it. Anyone want to try an "atomic seed blast"? I'm experimenting with ingredients at the bar.... ;-)

 

[Dillinger]

I'll take the one that makes me hornier.

If I was any hornier you'd have to fumigate the room! We're talking an infusion transfusion of pheremones. No spray mist - no aerosol - this is garden hose streaming swimming in it major mojo.

 

[RisiaSkye]

I can't help but notice...

**Can I get a purple hooter over here?**
I'll take the drink. Or the palish purply one.

With Muffie and PC here, you need someone to pass out ammo.
Or maybe I should be confiscating it?

Nah. Where's the fun in that?

Besides, I'll bring the toy collection, and make it a multi-purpose help desk.

I'm so officious.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

I feel the mojo rising...

 

[Dillinger]

Where's my LA woman at? Where the little girls in their Hollywood bungalows. Are you a lucky little lady in the City of Light

Mr. mojo rising...

Rising rising

We're gonna party in the city of night... Vegas, baby.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Come to think of it...

DO we have an LA woman at all?

meanwhile I'll just join the riders on the storm

 

[Dillinger]

All you LA Women stand up and say YOWWWWW!!!!

Cause we're going to break on through to the other side when the music's over and find us a 20th century fox who'll get intimate with my crawling king snake that will love her madly cause I know I KNOW we would be so good together cause yes indeed I am a backdoor man just a walkin' down love street so touch me two times and lets go for an easy ride and lets do it with the wild child that's so very wishful sinful!

Oh yeah... TELL ALL THE PEOPLE!

 

[Svedish_Chef]

People have told me that I look like Jim Morrison too.


This is ...

The END.

 

[Dillinger]

Thank god this is a condom room - uh, I mean a rubber room! Baby, you can drive MY car!

 

[RisiaSkye]

Hey, Mr. DJ

Can I get some Gap Band in here?

Time to get my funk on.

 

[Dillinger]

Girl, you’re lookin’ sweeter now
You got it every day, girl
Wish that I could love you now
In a special way

You light my fire
I feel alive with you, baby
You blow my mind
I’m satisfied

Outstanding (So outstanding, yeah)
Girl, you knock me out
Excited (I’m so excited, baby)
It makes me wanna shout (Baby)

Gee, I feel so lucky, girl
To have you all alone
I really love the way you love me
Forever I’ll be yours

You blow my mind, baby
I’m so alive with you, baby
You blow my mind, baby
You blow my mind, baby, baby

You light my fire {You light my fire}
I feel alive with you, baby { I feel alive}
You blow my mind {You blow my mind}
I’m satisfied {I’m satisfied}

Outstanding (You’re so outstanding, yeah)
Girl, you knock me out (Dooby dooby dooby dooby dooby you knock me out)
Excited (So excited, baby)
It makes me wanna shout (Girl, you know, you know, you know you knock me out)

Outstanding (I really love the way you knock me out)
Girl, you knock me out (Girl, you know, you know, you know you knock me out)
(Shooby dooby dooby doo doo dooby)
(Girl, you knock me out)

(So excited, baby)
(Girl, you know, you know, you know you knock me out)
(Girl, you know, you know, you know you knock me out)
(I-I’m so-so excited)
(So outstandin’, baby)
(Girl, you know, you know, you know you knock me out)
(I really love the way you love me, girl)
(So outstandin’)

Outstanding (So outstanding, girl)
Girl, you knock me out (Girl, you know, you know, you know you knock me out)
Excited (Girl, you know, you know, you know you knock me out)
It makes me wanna shout

You blow my mind, baby {You blow my mind}
I’m so alive with you, baby
You blow my mind, baby {You blow my mind}
You blow my mind, baby

You light my fire {You light my fire}
I feel alive with you, baby, baby
You blow my mind {You blow my mind}
I’m satisfied {I’m satisfied}

Outstanding
Girl, you knock me out
Excited (So excited)
It makes me wanna shout

Outstanding (Hey)
Girl, you knock me out (Girl, you knock me out, baby)
Excited
It makes me wanna shout (Make me wanna shout, baby)

Outstanding
Girl, you knock me out (Girl, you know you knock me out, baby)
(Girl, you know, you know you knock me out, babe)

 

[Mischka]

Come to think of it...

DO we have an LA woman at all?

I was born in L.A. and spent half my childhood there. Does that count?

And pass one of those atomic seed blasts this way, IFB. I need a break and that sounds like it'll do the trick. Heavy on the atomic, please.

As for my role in the & Co. antics, it looks like cigs, condoms, ammo, music & drinks are already amply covered, so I want props. I need an outfit, of course (IFB?), and then I can start passing out the feathers, whips, candle wax, strap-ons, and whatever other delights are necessary to keep the party rolling.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

I'll take ya as an LA woman then,

and Jessica... while you hand things out.. can you light my fire?