Laurel

[Ishmael]

The same voices that support Hugo Chavez...

And hide behind the names of others. <shrug> We'll see how seriously death threats are taken these days.

Ishmael

 

[Drinking Cap]

Oh to be working at the FBI right now.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Call the FBI about supposed threats made on an internet messageboard?

Bwahahahahahahahaha.. *gasp* *choke*
Bwahahahahahaha!

Seriously? Can anyone else see this conversation?

Ishmael: Hello, FBI? I'd like to report this person making threats on an internet message board.

FBI: Yes sir, What are the nature of these threats?

Ishmael: Someone told me they got a threatening private message from someone using a name similar to mine.

FBI: So you're reporting threats made against someone else that you have knowledge of only through hearsay?

Ishmael: Well, technically. But he's really .. Hello? hello?

*spew*

Ishmael's been at this all night, and yet he accuses *me* of doing 12 hour Lit runs. Go figure.

 

[crazybbwgirl]

I'm calling the internets people right now...

 

[Cheyenne]

Wouldn't it have been better to Pm or e-mail Laurel with this?

LT is but a soft breeze away from insanity, and is going to mark this thread as some kind of twisted personal triumph.

He's already had a hurricane blow him over to the insanity side of life years ago. It's much easier not to read a word that he writes since he IS insane. Guess that explains why I have no idea what this thread is about.

 

[Lavared]

I briefly interrupt this thread to give Joaquin1975 a big hug and say, "Hi Sweetpea!"

 

[poppy1963]

Damn LT....you DO have lots of alts...and you are very thorough with your portrayal of them...now there's a piece to the puzzle I've been looking for!

 

[disturb3d]

I don't think I've ever seen an Ishmael post that didn't have something to do with LT.

 

[Songcatcher]

Be that way.

More fish for me.

I don't think I got an answer for this.

 

[jhuson]

Frankly? The way you bicker makes you sound like an old gay couple.

ROTFLMAO. I just spit coffee reading that.

 

[bronzeage]

Oh, and the FBI is ALWAYS interested in threats.

Ishmael

Please have a seat.

The Director will see you very soon.

http://www.rvservices.com/rfl/Hoover.jpg

 

[MinkSoul]

Please have a seat.

The Director will see you very soon.

http://www.rvservices.com/rfl/Hoover.jpg

Shouldn't he be in a dress or something?

 

[bronzeage]

Shouldn't he be in a dress or something?

I would have used that pic, but you can't tell its J. Edgar. Just looks like a fat guy in a prom dress.

 

[LateralMovement]

I would have used that pic, but you can't tell its J. Edgar. Just looks like a fat guy in a prom dress.

And you know......if it's J.E.H. I don't think you have to show the dress to get your point across.

 

[bronzeage]

And you know......if it's J.E.H. I don't think you have to show the dress to get your point across.

I am the master of understatement.

I'm sorry, I meant to say I am the journeyman of understatement.

 

[LateralMovement]

I am the master of understatement.

I'm sorry, I meant to say I am the journeyman of understatement.

You are the seasoned Greyhound Bus Driver of understatement.

 

[Wok]

I briefly interrupt this thread to give Joaquin1975 a big hug and say, "Hi Sweetpea!"

Hello Lavared

 

[Matthew Craig]

Here's the deal. LT is threatening others with an alt similar to mine. You know the trail as well as I do. I also know that all of those PM's are available as well as the IP audit trail

Sooooooo, you either deal with him or you deal with the FBI. Because that's where I'm going in 24 hours. You don't need this shit and neither do I. You know his IP's and his emails, deal with his juvenile ass.

Ishmael

Bwahahahaha.

You're an idiot.

The end.

 

[drown]

: nominated :

inspirational
aspiration
of
the season​

 

[Sean]

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
God I love it when Ishtard shows what a whiny little bitch he is.

 

[drown]

is
50
on the case
yet
?​

 

[bronzeage]

is
50
on the case
yet
?​

They just got here
http://www.hawaiifive0.org/50mag2a.jpg

 

[LukkyKnight]

Of course, Ishmael's ultimatum was threatening, too, but...

OK, I'll admit to being curious.

Which way did it go, Ish? Admin help or the FBI?

 

[B_Gus_Richards]

Here's the deal. LT is threatening others with an alt similar to mine. You know the trail as well as I do. I also know that all of those PM's are available as well as the IP audit trail

Sooooooo, you either deal with him or you deal with the FBI. Because that's where I'm going in 24 hours. You don't need this shit and neither do I. You know his IP's and his emails, deal with his juvenile ass.

Ishmael

Bahahahahaha.

Yep. Here it is. Another pretend "tough guy" Republican whining and crying, running to someone to help him fight his battles. Bahahahahaha.

Hey Douchebag, quit wasting taxpayers' money. Isn't that one of your big concerns: how our tax dollars are spent? Yet you have no problem sending the FBI on a wild goosechase just because of this homoerotic thing you have going on with some other homo on porn message board?

What a fag...bahahahahaha.

 

[moana15]

My understanding is that everyone uses an alternative identity here. I'm guessing that Ishmael's name isn't really Ishmael and that Loving Tongue probably doesn't sell houses under that name.

The problem seems to be: In a world where fake names are used, someone used a fake name close to someone else's original fake name to make fake threats in a private message setting on the board and not to the person's e-mail. However, the charge is that the threat was real, in fact, a promise but against pretend people...