Large Penis Support Group

[planetqueen]

You're flirting with me!!



- heh I joined this morning, dolf, but was disappointed whenever I tried to click on someones profile picture and was informed that I needed to pay money to see the goods. *sigh

Jesus christ, how could I not flirt with you. Have you seen your av. It must be hard for you not to flirt with yourself.

Hope I didn't offend though

 

[dolf]

pft, kbate comes in here, throwing her lesbianic tantrums...but how often has she flown over to sexually abuse me?

never!

 

[linuxgeek]

she's a tease.

 

[JinXed]

Jesus christ, how could I not flirt with you. Have you seen your av. It must be hard for you not to flirt with yourself.

Hope I didn't offend though

That was my attempt at being all Domme and stuff.

I suck at it.




;-)

 

[Vikingstone]

she's a tease.

Super-mega-friggin' tease.

 

[linuxgeek]

Super-mega-friggin' tease.

amen.

 

[dolf]

Jesus christ, how could I not flirt with you. Have you seen your av. It must be hard for you not to flirt with yourself.

Hope I didn't offend though

you flirt with everyone, ya flippin' tart!

 

[kbate]

pft, kbate comes in here, throwing her lesbianic tantrums...but how often has she flown over to sexually abuse me?

never!

One flippin email when you were over here and I would have stuffed you for sure, but NO. Damn heterzero.

 

[planetqueen]

That was my attempt at being all Domme and stuff.

I suck at it.




;-)

That is ok - we can always practice.

 

[linuxgeek]

damn .. like a 5.2 on the lesbonic vibe Richtor scale, and no picts.

 

[planetqueen]

you flirt with everyone, ya flippin' tart!

I know But not everyone actually! Just the lucky ones

I am starting to feel like an adoloscent boy now. Especially on this thread. For fucks sake Dolf. Is that you on your av. You are gorgeous.

 

[dolf]

I know But not everyone actually! Just the lucky ones

I am starting to feel like an adoloscent boy now. Especially on this thread. For fucks sake Dolf. Is that you on your av. You are gorgeous.

that pic is me...taken a few weeks ago.

*jiggles*

my boobs grew and i needed to show off.

more flirting!

 

[dolf]

One flippin email when you were over here and I would have stuffed you for sure, but NO. Damn heterzero.

you were busy breast feeding and stinking of puke.

i'll have you once she's potty trained.

 

[Vikingstone]

damn .. like a 5.2 on the lesbonic vibe Richtor scale, and no picts.

Yes, it was way up there. Personally I had instant mental images that made me happy..

 

[kbate]

you were busy breast feeding and stinking of puke.

i'll have you once she's potty trained. ::

you do remember that Sarah is 4 months into her turn now. I'll stink of baby puke for at least another year and a half.

 

[planetqueen]

that pic is me...taken a few weeks ago.

*jiggles*

my boobs grew and i needed to show off.

more flirting!

You are really very lovely.

I am not sure whether to be jealous or aroused

 

[linuxgeek]

Yes, it was way up there. Personally I had instant mental images that made me happy..

They may tease, but they do put up yummy AVs occasionally.

 

[dolf]

you do remember that Sarah is 4 months into her turn now. I'll stink of baby puke for at least another year and a half.

i keep telling you to leave her but you just don't love me enough

 

[dolf]

You are really very lovely.

I am not sure whether to be jealous or aroused

so you have a giant strapon?

 

[JinXed]

That is ok - we can always practice.

Careful - KS is liable to wander in and call you a pseudo lesbian.

 

[kbate]

i keep telling you to leave her but you just don't love me enough :

It's that taint of hetero sticking on you. Dyking up your penis thread is part of the cure.

 

[planetqueen]

so you have a giant strapon?

Have a gorgeous strap on that feels like the real thing, but never goes soft. None of your cheap rubbish.

 

[Vikingstone]

They may tease, but they do put up yummy AVs occasionally.

Pecisely...

 

[Vikingstone]

It's that taint of hetero sticking on you. Dyking up your penis thread is part of the cure.

Love the way you make it sound like an infected booger.

 

[planetqueen]

Careful - KS is liable to wander in and call you a pseudo lesbian.

I may have only been here a short while, but have read enough to know that he is a bit of a twat and best avoided at all costs.

If he does come in here though, I have my new big strong domme (ahem, that would be you) to stick up for me