Large Penis Support Group

hogjack said:
Yes, I've considered a penis reduction surgery but the procedure is expensive and once you lop off a few inches you can't just add it back.
Not true............ cyrogenics folks are experimenting with penis reduction..... for free.

They cut off 2 to 4 inches..... store it in a cyrogenics chamber, with a 1 year warranty in the restoration process.....
 
Killswitch said:
:truce.....god I so want to roll my fuckin eyes at you:
Ok. Quit stalking me.
And it is tooo funny. YOU are NOT allowed there. You would suck all the fun out of the place. No pun intended.
 
sweetalabama said:
Ok. Quit stalking me.
And it is tooo funny. YOU are NOT allowed there. You would suck all the fun out of the place. No pun intended.


I have a nice unit.

:(
 
I may not have a large penis, nor am I the best lover, and I may not be able to fuck for hours, or even recover very quickly...


....where was I going with this?
 
breakwall said:
I may not have a large penis, nor am I the best lover, and I may not be able to fuck for hours, or even recover very quickly...


....where was I going with this?


To the doctor for some viagras.

Thats where I went.

lol
 
breakwall said:
I may not have a large penis, nor am I the best lover, and I may not be able to fuck for hours, or even recover very quickly...


....where was I going with this?

You need a different type of support group?
 
breakwall said:
I may not have a large penis, nor am I the best lover, and I may not be able to fuck for hours, or even recover very quickly...


....where was I going with this?


That women should just be lucky that you have one?
 
JinXed said:
Well, if it isn't big you don't need much support, do ya?

Well, I couldn't find the "fellers with wee willies support group" thread.
 
breakwall said:
Well, I couldn't find the "fellers with wee willies support group" thread.


I have a few of those in my 'ex bag', I'm sure I could work out an introduction and y'all can get together and start your own group. ;-)
 
breakwall said:
Well, I couldn't find the "fellers with wee willies support group" thread.
if you build it we will come, under alts, hiding our true identities outta fear....
 
JinXed said:
Well, if it isn't big you don't need much support, do ya?

This isn't necessarily true. The world is lousy with massively balled yet paltry cocked gentlemen, whose need for support takes a back seat to no one.
 
speaking of big cocks, the one in your av can't be real.

And yes, I know, it isn't really yours.
 
garbage can said:
Not true............ cyrogenics folks are experimenting with penis reduction..... for free.

They cut off 2 to 4 inches..... store it in a cyrogenics chamber, with a 1 year warranty in the restoration process.....

But what if - let's say 50 years from now - the labs mix up the labels and I end up with Ted Williams' severed head as being 'my' cryogenically frozen cock cock while my actual frozen bone is revived & then mistakenly identified as the great baseball player, The Splendid Splinter?
 
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Did I mention I'm huge...I'll need Freya under one arm, Jinx under the other, help me to the king-size and annoint me with scented oils.
 
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