Large Penis Support Group

dolf said:
hey, i signed up, said that i liked big cock...suddenly dozens of men are pming me, offering cock pics!

imagine that :D

that sounds terrible. If it all gets too much for you, just send those pictures to me and I will get rid of them.
 
kbate said:
Ok damn it.

this thread is over too!

Enough about large penii already.

Someone start a thread about art or music.

sheesh.

Freaking heteros.

Hey, I have had some of the best cock ever with gorgeous butch lesbians.
 
Yes, I've considered a penis reduction surgery but the procedure is expensive and once you lop off a few inches you can't just add it back.
 
hogjack said:
Yes, I've considered a penis reduction surgery but the procedure is expensive and once you lop off a few inches you can't just add it back.


Right...and it's not like you can donate it to a worthy cause or anything, like your corneas.
 
JinXed said:
You don't count because you're new. Learn your place, slut. :p

How do you know I am a slut? My reputation is that bed eh?

I like your style though. Very dominant ;)
 
I am offering Lesbianic Penis Reduction surgery for $99.99 (it's a $1499 value).
 
kbate said:
I am offering Lesbianic Penis Reduction surgery for $99.99 (it's a $1499 value).


Uh huh...if I want my whole dick chopped off with a rusty tin snips, I'll let ya know.
 
Vikingstone said:
Uh huh...if I want my whole dick chopped off with a rusty tin snips, I'll let ya know.

If you call now, I'll throw in a corkscrew for free (a $14.99 value). The first 50 customers also receive their bandages free.
 
kbate said:
I am offering Lesbianic Penis Reduction surgery for $99.99 (it's a $1499 value).

I assume that the chicks doing the procedure will make out at some point. As long as the environment is sterile and my insurance covers it...

...I'm in!
 
kbate said:
Ok damn it.

this thread is over too!

Enough about large penii already.

Someone start a thread about art or music.

sheesh.

Freaking heteros.
these guys would give a horse penis envy though.

it's scientific research or something.
 
Vikingstone said:
...it's not like you can donate it to a worthy cause or anything, like your corneas.

Penis skin has medicinal properties. The Chinese have been using ground-up penis skin to cure sore throats for thousands of years.
 
kbate said:
If you call now, I'll throw in a corkscrew for free (a $14.99 value). The first 50 customers also receive their bandages free.


Hmmm, that does make it attractive, tell me more Emasculatrix.
 
dolf said:
these guys would give a horse penis envy though.

it's scientific research or something.

Trust me. My horses, even the geldings are laughing.
 
JinXed said:
I think you should forward those pictures onto me. :catroar:
planetqueen said:
that sounds terrible. If it all gets too much for you, just send those pictures to me and I will get rid of them.
join the site!!!

it's so cool...well...it has novelty value.
hudreds of men with ten inch+ wangs!!!!

ok, i'm excited :eek:
 
dolf said:
join the site!!!

it's so cool...well...it has novelty value.
hudreds of men with ten inch+ wangs!!!!

ok, i'm excited :eek:

calm down, you don't want another messy accident love.

It does sound like a gas though. I will go and look. Just for research mind you. I would like you to know that I am not shallow, but look for a nice personaility and a good heart. Size does not matter to me (ahahahahaha).
 
planetqueen said:
calm down, you don't want another messy accident love.

It does sound like a gas though. I will go and look. Just for research mind you. I would like you to know that I am not shallow, but look for a nice personaility and a good heart. Size does not matter to me (ahahahahaha).
yeah...personality...i'd forgotten about those...
 
planetqueen said:
How do you know I am a slut? My reputation is that bed eh?

I like your style though. Very dominant ;)


You're flirting with me!!



- heh I joined this morning, dolf, but was disappointed whenever I tried to click on someones profile picture and was informed that I needed to pay money to see the goods. *sigh
 
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