Large Penis Support Group

[dolf]

Have a gorgeous strap on that feels like the real thing, but never goes soft. None of your cheap rubbish.

real can never compete with battery powered plastic!

 

[dolf]

I may have only been here a short while, but have read enough to know that he is a bit of a twat and best avoided at all costs.

you're so cool!

 

[kbate]

Love the way you make it sound like an infected booger.

In truth I would rather partake of an infected booger than a penis.

 

[planetqueen]

real can never compete with battery powered plastic!

Its a Johnson vac-u-loc. I haven't worked out how to post pictures from the net onto here or I would have been able to show you how magnificant it is.

 

[Acanthus]

I couldve sworn that i posted in this thread earlier, now it's gone.

Whos haunting the forums

 

[JinXed]

I may have only been here a short while, but have read enough to know that he is a bit of a twat and best avoided at all costs.

If he does come in here though, I have my new big strong domme (ahem, that would be you) to stick up for me

Maybe I'm the one who needs a costume!

 

[dolf]

Its a Johnson vac-u-loc. I haven't worked out how to post pictures from the net onto here or I would have been able to show you how magnificant it is.

see the little icons above the text box when you write a post?
the yellow box with what looks like a mountain?
you click that, paste in the url of the pic, then post

if you want to post something off your comp, look at the box under the text box. click "manage attachments" and upload your pic.

i'm all helpful & shit today

 

[dolf]

I couldve sworn that i posted in this thread earlier, now it's gone.

Whos haunting the forums

you have 12" to confess?

 

[kbate]

I couldve sworn that i posted in this thread earlier, now it's gone.

Whos haunting the forums

As GB moderator, I deleted your post for lack of foundation.

 

[Saint Peter]

In truth I would rather partake of an infected booger than a penis.

Which one would you rather roll into a ball and fling?

 

[planetqueen]

Maybe I'm the one who needs a costume!

Well I wouldn't say no.

Something stereotypically dommish - some high thigh length boots maybe wouldn't look awful.

 

[planetqueen]

see the little icons above the text box when you write a post?
the yellow box with what looks like a mountain?
you click that, paste in the url of the pic, then post

if you want to post something off your comp, look at the box under the text box. click "manage attachments" and upload your pic.

i'm all helpful & shit today

You are gorgeous and helpful. Fucking A.

 

[scrymettet]

As GB moderator, I deleted your post for lack of foundation.

it seems strange to find you in this thread.

 

[dolf]

it seems strange to find you in this thread.

size queen in denial.

 

[EternalWinter]

it seems strange to find you in this thread.

Shush you.

Don't scare her off.

If I squint hard enough I think I can see half of her nipple.

 

[dolf]

this penis is the same size as a pringles tube!!!

 

[kbate]

it seems strange to find you in this thread.

I am the fly in the ointment. I am here to gay up the thread and drive out the pretenders.

I had a pretty good run at ruining it, but the late batch of penile pretenders appears to wish to make a run.

 

[dolf]

I am the fly in the ointment. I am here to gay up the thread and drive out the pretenders.

I had a pretty good run at ruining it, but the late batch of penile pretenders appears to wish to make a run.

you'll force me to post pics!

you'll never be able to eat pringles again.

 

[Vikingstone]

I am the fly in the ointment. I am here to gay up the thread and drive out the pretenders.

I had a pretty good run at ruining it, but the late batch of penile pretenders appears to wish to make a run.

*flicks infected booger at you*

 

[EternalWinter]

I am the fly in the ointment. I am here to gay up the thread and drive out the pretenders.

I had a pretty good run at ruining it, but the late batch of penile pretenders appears to wish to make a run.

I'd try to help you gay up this thread, but I'm not sure if my love of the cock would help or hinder your endeavors.

 

[dolf]

I'd try to help you gay up this thread, but I'm not sure if my love of the cock would help or hinder your endeavors.

you can't join the site

 

[EternalWinter]

you can't join the site

Are you saying you have a bigger dick than me?

I'd believe it.

 

[dolf]

Are you saying you have a bigger dick than me?

I'd believe it.

i'm a three footer

 

[Vikingstone]

Well, this thread just went right to hell.

 

[scrymettet]

I am the fly in the ointment. I am here to gay up the thread and drive out the pretenders.

I had a pretty good run at ruining it, but the late batch of penile pretenders appears to wish to make a run.

and I was thinking that you were talking notes for your next scissors party